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woman who pooped her pants halfway through a marathon and ran with it in her shorts until she crossed the finish line achieved a personal record

https://www.insider.com/woman-pooped-pa ... 021-11?amp

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revbob wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 7:41am
woman who pooped her pants halfway through a marathon and ran with it in her shorts until she crossed the finish line achieved a personal record

https://www.insider.com/woman-pooped-pa ... 021-11?amp
The idea of thinking it was worth running with shit in your shorts for 13 miles is foreign to me.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 7:58am
revbob wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 7:41am
woman who pooped her pants halfway through a marathon and ran with it in her shorts until she crossed the finish line achieved a personal record

https://www.insider.com/woman-pooped-pa ... 021-11?amp
The idea of thinking it was worth running with shit in your shorts for 13 miles is foreign to me.
Maybe Hoy can relate?

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revbob wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 8:17am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 7:58am
revbob wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 7:41am
woman who pooped her pants halfway through a marathon and ran with it in her shorts until she crossed the finish line achieved a personal record

https://www.insider.com/woman-pooped-pa ... 021-11?amp
The idea of thinking it was worth running with shit in your shorts for 13 miles is foreign to me.
Maybe Hoy can relate?
As a runner and someone with assertive opinions on pooping, he seems best placed of anyone here to assess this.
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revbob wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 7:41am
woman who pooped her pants halfway through a marathon and ran with it in her shorts until she crossed the finish line achieved a personal record

https://www.insider.com/woman-pooped-pa ... 021-11?amp
Hello,

This happens to cyclists all the time. No one stops in the Tour de France to get off their bike and take a dump or a leak. If you want the best chance at winning, you excrete where you are.

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gkbill wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 9:13am
revbob wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 7:41am
woman who pooped her pants halfway through a marathon and ran with it in her shorts until she crossed the finish line achieved a personal record

https://www.insider.com/woman-pooped-pa ... 021-11?amp
Hello,

This happens to cyclists all the time. No one stops in the Tour de France to get off their bike and take a dump or a leak. If you want the best chance at winning, you excrete where you are.
Good lord, the stench at the finish line. It reminds me of what I once read about working on porn sets—it just reeks of all manner of human excretions.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 7:58am
revbob wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 7:41am
woman who pooped her pants halfway through a marathon and ran with it in her shorts until she crossed the finish line achieved a personal record

https://www.insider.com/woman-pooped-pa ... 021-11?amp
The idea of thinking it was worth running for 13 miles is foreign to me.
Fixed.
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JennyB wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 9:59am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 7:58am
revbob wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 7:41am
woman who pooped her pants halfway through a marathon and ran with it in her shorts until she crossed the finish line achieved a personal record

https://www.insider.com/woman-pooped-pa ... 021-11?amp
The idea of thinking it was worth running for 13 miles is foreign to me.
Fixed.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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JennyB wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 9:59am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 7:58am
revbob wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 7:41am
woman who pooped her pants halfway through a marathon and ran with it in her shorts until she crossed the finish line achieved a personal record

https://www.insider.com/woman-pooped-pa ... 021-11?amp
The idea of thinking it was worth running for 13 miles is foreign to me.
Fixed.
Ha! Well, that, too.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 10:40am
JennyB wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 9:59am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 7:58am
revbob wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 7:41am
woman who pooped her pants halfway through a marathon and ran with it in her shorts until she crossed the finish line achieved a personal record

https://www.insider.com/woman-pooped-pa ... 021-11?amp
The idea of thinking it was worth running for 13 miles is foreign to me.
Fixed.
Ha! Well, that, too.
I mean, I admire the hell out of anyone who could do it, but, since my mom smoked while pregnant with me, I'm a terrible runner.
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I did a 7 mile bike ride in 30 min this morning and didn't poop or pee once.

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JennyB wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 11:00am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 10:40am
JennyB wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 9:59am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 7:58am
revbob wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 7:41am
woman who pooped her pants halfway through a marathon and ran with it in her shorts until she crossed the finish line achieved a personal record

https://www.insider.com/woman-pooped-pa ... 021-11?amp
The idea of thinking it was worth running for 13 miles is foreign to me.
Fixed.
Ha! Well, that, too.
I mean, I admire the hell out of anyone who could do it, but, since my mom smoked while pregnant with me, I'm a terrible runner.
I admire/am wary of long-distance runners. There's something nuts about that kind of endurance struggle, even if you're not carting a pound of shit in your shorts.
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revbob wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 11:08am
I did a 7 mile bike ride in 30 min this morning and didn't poop or pee once.
Get a load of Rockefeller over here!
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revbob wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 11:08am
I did a 7 mile bike ride in 30 min this morning and didn't poop or pee once.
Hello,

Did you go twice?

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 8:22am
revbob wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 8:17am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 7:58am
revbob wrote:
02 Nov 2021, 7:41am
woman who pooped her pants halfway through a marathon and ran with it in her shorts until she crossed the finish line achieved a personal record

https://www.insider.com/woman-pooped-pa ... 021-11?amp
The idea of thinking it was worth running with shit in your shorts for 13 miles is foreign to me.
Maybe Hoy can relate?
As a runner and someone with assertive opinions on pooping, he seems best placed of anyone here to assess this.
I'm mostly disappointed we didn't get pics in that article.

My favorite was this dude (graphic pics included!): https://www.gawker.com/what-happened-to ... 1681442684
I guess my conclusion is respect for devotion to getting your personal best, but I need a long leisurely shit, so I don't fully relate to these runners.

I have had this happen a couple times during long runs and it is so unpleasant. Particularly if you can't find a restroom. During marathon training in 2013, I got the urge to purge and was near Baker Beach in SF. I fortunately found a porta potty just off the road I was running. Of course it was locked. So I made my way down to the beach in hopes for a public bathroom which I fortunately found. I was getting ready to squat and realized, "this toilet is gross, better lay down some TP." I reached over to get some TP to find there was none. So I made my way further down the beach to bathroom attempt #3. It was closed for cleaning, but I went in anyway and unloaded.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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