IMCT Running Club
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woman who pooped her pants halfway through a marathon and ran with it in her shorts until she crossed the finish line achieved a personal record
https://www.insider.com/woman-pooped-pa ... 021-11?amp
https://www.insider.com/woman-pooped-pa ... 021-11?amp
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The idea of thinking it was worth running with shit in your shorts for 13 miles is foreign to me.revbob wrote: ↑02 Nov 2021, 7:41amwoman who pooped her pants halfway through a marathon and ran with it in her shorts until she crossed the finish line achieved a personal record
https://www.insider.com/woman-pooped-pa ... 021-11?amp
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Maybe Hoy can relate?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 Nov 2021, 7:58amThe idea of thinking it was worth running with shit in your shorts for 13 miles is foreign to me.revbob wrote: ↑02 Nov 2021, 7:41amwoman who pooped her pants halfway through a marathon and ran with it in her shorts until she crossed the finish line achieved a personal record
https://www.insider.com/woman-pooped-pa ... 021-11?amp
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As a runner and someone with assertive opinions on pooping, he seems best placed of anyone here to assess this.revbob wrote: ↑02 Nov 2021, 8:17amMaybe Hoy can relate?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 Nov 2021, 7:58amThe idea of thinking it was worth running with shit in your shorts for 13 miles is foreign to me.revbob wrote: ↑02 Nov 2021, 7:41amwoman who pooped her pants halfway through a marathon and ran with it in her shorts until she crossed the finish line achieved a personal record
https://www.insider.com/woman-pooped-pa ... 021-11?amp
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: IMCT Running Club
Hello,revbob wrote: ↑02 Nov 2021, 7:41amwoman who pooped her pants halfway through a marathon and ran with it in her shorts until she crossed the finish line achieved a personal record
https://www.insider.com/woman-pooped-pa ... 021-11?amp
This happens to cyclists all the time. No one stops in the Tour de France to get off their bike and take a dump or a leak. If you want the best chance at winning, you excrete where you are.
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Good lord, the stench at the finish line. It reminds me of what I once read about working on porn sets—it just reeks of all manner of human excretions.gkbill wrote: ↑02 Nov 2021, 9:13amHello,revbob wrote: ↑02 Nov 2021, 7:41amwoman who pooped her pants halfway through a marathon and ran with it in her shorts until she crossed the finish line achieved a personal record
https://www.insider.com/woman-pooped-pa ... 021-11?amp
This happens to cyclists all the time. No one stops in the Tour de France to get off their bike and take a dump or a leak. If you want the best chance at winning, you excrete where you are.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: IMCT Running Club
Fixed.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 Nov 2021, 7:58amThe idea of thinking it was worth running for 13 miles is foreign to me.revbob wrote: ↑02 Nov 2021, 7:41amwoman who pooped her pants halfway through a marathon and ran with it in her shorts until she crossed the finish line achieved a personal record
https://www.insider.com/woman-pooped-pa ... 021-11?amp
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IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
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Re: IMCT Running Club
JennyB wrote: ↑02 Nov 2021, 9:59amFixed.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 Nov 2021, 7:58amThe idea of thinking it was worth running for 13 miles is foreign to me.revbob wrote: ↑02 Nov 2021, 7:41amwoman who pooped her pants halfway through a marathon and ran with it in her shorts until she crossed the finish line achieved a personal record
https://www.insider.com/woman-pooped-pa ... 021-11?amp
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Ha! Well, that, too.JennyB wrote: ↑02 Nov 2021, 9:59amFixed.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 Nov 2021, 7:58amThe idea of thinking it was worth running for 13 miles is foreign to me.revbob wrote: ↑02 Nov 2021, 7:41amwoman who pooped her pants halfway through a marathon and ran with it in her shorts until she crossed the finish line achieved a personal record
https://www.insider.com/woman-pooped-pa ... 021-11?amp
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: IMCT Running Club
I mean, I admire the hell out of anyone who could do it, but, since my mom smoked while pregnant with me, I'm a terrible runner.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 Nov 2021, 10:40amHa! Well, that, too.JennyB wrote: ↑02 Nov 2021, 9:59amFixed.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 Nov 2021, 7:58amThe idea of thinking it was worth running for 13 miles is foreign to me.revbob wrote: ↑02 Nov 2021, 7:41amwoman who pooped her pants halfway through a marathon and ran with it in her shorts until she crossed the finish line achieved a personal record
https://www.insider.com/woman-pooped-pa ... 021-11?amp
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" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
Re: IMCT Running Club
I did a 7 mile bike ride in 30 min this morning and didn't poop or pee once.
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I admire/am wary of long-distance runners. There's something nuts about that kind of endurance struggle, even if you're not carting a pound of shit in your shorts.JennyB wrote: ↑02 Nov 2021, 11:00amI mean, I admire the hell out of anyone who could do it, but, since my mom smoked while pregnant with me, I'm a terrible runner.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 Nov 2021, 10:40amHa! Well, that, too.JennyB wrote: ↑02 Nov 2021, 9:59amFixed.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 Nov 2021, 7:58amThe idea of thinking it was worth running for 13 miles is foreign to me.revbob wrote: ↑02 Nov 2021, 7:41amwoman who pooped her pants halfway through a marathon and ran with it in her shorts until she crossed the finish line achieved a personal record
https://www.insider.com/woman-pooped-pa ... 021-11?amp
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Get a load of Rockefeller over here!
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: IMCT Running Club
I'm mostly disappointed we didn't get pics in that article.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 Nov 2021, 8:22amAs a runner and someone with assertive opinions on pooping, he seems best placed of anyone here to assess this.revbob wrote: ↑02 Nov 2021, 8:17amMaybe Hoy can relate?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑02 Nov 2021, 7:58amThe idea of thinking it was worth running with shit in your shorts for 13 miles is foreign to me.revbob wrote: ↑02 Nov 2021, 7:41amwoman who pooped her pants halfway through a marathon and ran with it in her shorts until she crossed the finish line achieved a personal record
https://www.insider.com/woman-pooped-pa ... 021-11?amp
My favorite was this dude (graphic pics included!): https://www.gawker.com/what-happened-to ... 1681442684
I guess my conclusion is respect for devotion to getting your personal best, but I need a long leisurely shit, so I don't fully relate to these runners.
I have had this happen a couple times during long runs and it is so unpleasant. Particularly if you can't find a restroom. During marathon training in 2013, I got the urge to purge and was near Baker Beach in SF. I fortunately found a porta potty just off the road I was running. Of course it was locked. So I made my way down to the beach in hopes for a public bathroom which I fortunately found. I was getting ready to squat and realized, "this toilet is gross, better lay down some TP." I reached over to get some TP to find there was none. So I made my way further down the beach to bathroom attempt #3. It was closed for cleaning, but I went in anyway and unloaded.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.