Nice try. That's from a wedding toast guidebook.Olaf wrote: ↑27 Jul 2021, 4:05amHow about this?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑26 Jul 2021, 8:20pmAnd/or a children's bedtime story about the same, with the reporter consumed by wolves, raccoons, and/or eagles.
Germany is a land of whimsy
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Also:Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑27 Jul 2021, 6:39amNice try. That's from a wedding toast guidebook.Olaf wrote: ↑27 Jul 2021, 4:05amHow about this?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑26 Jul 2021, 8:20pmAnd/or a children's bedtime story about the same, with the reporter consumed by wolves, raccoons, and/or eagles.
"Du bist gefeuert."
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German pensioner forced to hand over Nazi tank he kept in cellar for decades.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/ ... cades/amp/
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/ ... cades/amp/
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Total Nazi move confiscating that stuff. /American conservativesOlaf wrote: ↑05 Aug 2021, 8:05amGerman pensioner forced to hand over Nazi tank he kept in cellar for decades.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/ ... cades/amp/
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You just never know when you're going to need to defend your home / castle against invaders.Olaf wrote: ↑05 Aug 2021, 8:05amGerman pensioner forced to hand over Nazi tank he kept in cellar for decades.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/ ... cades/amp/
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
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Time to say goodbye.
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In true German fashion, rather than go into exile, she was pecked to death by the birds. Some call it barbaric, but Germans see it as returning to nature.
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At least that's what we tell our children at bedtime when they ask what happened to Frau Merkel.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Sep 2021, 3:51pmIn true German fashion, rather than go into exile, she was pecked to death by the birds. Some call it barbaric, but Germans see it as returning to nature.
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Mmm... Marzipan-Merkel.
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What's the German word for that is simultaneously whimsical and traumatic? Like Scorpions' album covers.
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Worse than I remembered.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑25 Sep 2021, 5:07pmWhat's the German word for that is simultaneously whimsical and traumatic? Like Scorpions' album covers.
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merkelwürdigDr. Medulla wrote: ↑25 Sep 2021, 5:07pmWhat's the German word for that is simultaneously whimsical and traumatic? Like Scorpions' album covers.
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That's for the birds. Perceptive, pecking birds.
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