Germany is a land of whimsy

[Dr. Medulla]

And/or a children's bedtime story about the same, with the reporter consumed by wolves, raccoons, and/or eagles.

How about this?

Nice try. That's from a wedding toast guidebook.

[Dr. Medulla]

And/or a children's bedtime story about the same, with the reporter consumed by wolves, raccoons, and/or eagles.

How about this?

Nice try. That's from a wedding toast guidebook.

Also:

"Du bist gefeuert."

[Olaf]

German pensioner forced to hand over Nazi tank he kept in cellar for decades.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/ ... cades/amp/

[Dr. Medulla]

German pensioner forced to hand over Nazi tank he kept in cellar for decades.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/ ... cades/amp/

Total Nazi move confiscating that stuff. /American conservatives

[Sparky]

German pensioner forced to hand over Nazi tank he kept in cellar for decades.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/ ... cades/amp/

You just never know when you're going to need to defend your home / castle against invaders.

[Olaf]

Time to say goodbye.

[Dr. Medulla]

Time to say goodbye.

In true German fashion, rather than go into exile, she was pecked to death by the birds. Some call it barbaric, but Germans see it as returning to nature.

[Olaf]

Time to say goodbye.

In true German fashion, rather than go into exile, she was pecked to death by the birds. Some call it barbaric, but Germans see it as returning to nature.

At least that's what we tell our children at bedtime when they ask what happened to Frau Merkel.

[Olaf]

Mmm... Marzipan-Merkel.

[Dr. Medulla]

Mmm... Marzipan-Merkel.

What's the German word for that is simultaneously whimsical and traumatic? Like Scorpions' album covers.

[BostonBeaneater]

Mmm... Marzipan-Merkel.

What's the German word for that is simultaneously whimsical and traumatic? Like Scorpions' album covers.

Worse than I remembered.

[Olaf]

Mmm... Marzipan-Merkel.

What's the German word for that is simultaneously whimsical and traumatic? Like Scorpions' album covers.

merkelwürdig

[Dr. Medulla]

Mmm... Marzipan-Merkel.

What's the German word for that is simultaneously whimsical and traumatic? Like Scorpions' album covers.

merkelwürdig

That's for the birds. Perceptive, pecking birds.

[Olaf]

scorpionesk

[Dr. Medulla]