Germany is a land of whimsy

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Olaf wrote:
04 Jul 2021, 9:09am

Dr. Medulla wrote:You stole one of my Five picks!
That. Was. Amazing.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 Jul 2021, 10:39am
Olaf wrote:
04 Jul 2021, 9:09am

Dr. Medulla wrote:You stole one of my Five picks!
That. Was. Amazing.
Yes, yes it was.

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Yo, Olaf, are you on dry or high ground?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jul 2021, 11:11am
Yo, Olaf, are you on dry or high ground?
Yeah, I'm fine, thanks for asking. Luckily, I don't live by the river.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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Olaf wrote:
18 Jul 2021, 6:20am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jul 2021, 11:11am
Yo, Olaf, are you on dry or high ground?
Yeah, I'm fine, thanks for asking. Luckily, I don't live by the river.
Very glad to hear. That shit is distinctly non-whimsical.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Jul 2021, 3:37pm
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Where did you find that picture of my car? :shifty:
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Olaf wrote:
25 Jul 2021, 4:10pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
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Where did you find that picture of my car? :shifty:
I spent my inheritance on a spy satellite attuned to you. For years it seemed dumb and impulsive. But then today …
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Olaf wrote:
18 Jul 2021, 6:20am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jul 2021, 11:11am
Yo, Olaf, are you on dry or high ground?
Yeah, I'm fine, thanks for asking. Luckily, I don't live by the river.
Clash reference noted. ;) I'm sure it went over docs head.
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Marky Dread wrote:
25 Jul 2021, 5:13pm
Olaf wrote:
18 Jul 2021, 6:20am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jul 2021, 11:11am
Yo, Olaf, are you on dry or high ground?
Yeah, I'm fine, thanks for asking. Luckily, I don't live by the river.
Clash reference noted. ;) I'm sure it went over docs head.
:angry: I get lots of stuff by the Clashes!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Jul 2021, 5:53pm
Marky Dread wrote:
25 Jul 2021, 5:13pm
Olaf wrote:
18 Jul 2021, 6:20am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Jul 2021, 11:11am
Yo, Olaf, are you on dry or high ground?
Yeah, I'm fine, thanks for asking. Luckily, I don't live by the river.
Clash reference noted. ;) I'm sure it went over docs head.
:angry: I get lots of stuff by the Clashes!
:mrgreen:
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News reporter caught on camera smearing mud on herself before going on the air and pretending to have been "helping" with the flood clean up.

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Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung

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Sparky wrote:
26 Jul 2021, 8:13pm
News reporter caught on camera smearing mud on herself before going on the air and pretending to have been "helping" with the flood clean up.

There has to be a German word for a reporter who covers themselves in mud to seem like a participant in the story they're covering. And/or a children's bedtime story about the same, with the reporter consumed by wolves, raccoons, and/or eagles.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Jul 2021, 8:20pm
Sparky wrote:
26 Jul 2021, 8:13pm
News reporter caught on camera smearing mud on herself before going on the air and pretending to have been "helping" with the flood clean up.

There has to be a German word for a reporter who covers themselves in mud to seem like a participant in the story they're covering. And/or a children's bedtime story about the same, with the reporter consumed by wolves, raccoons, and/or eagles.
I guess we'll have to leave it up to Olaf to let us know what it is.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Jul 2021, 8:20pm
There has to be a German word for a reporter who covers themselves in mud to seem like a participant in the story they're covering.
"Du bist gefeuert."
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Jul 2021, 8:20pm
And/or a children's bedtime story about the same, with the reporter consumed by wolves, raccoons, and/or eagles.
How about this?
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