Both brilliant but my fav has to be theft and shrubbery. “We do beg your pardon, but we are in your garden.” Not sure was that the one with his mates Harry Harryman and Bob Cheeseman!101Walterton wrote: ↑25 Feb 2019, 9:13pmand it was true. I liked the story about him burning down his house with fireworks.Inder wrote: ↑25 Feb 2019, 9:01pmMortimer's apple thing had me in tears.Low Down Low wrote: ↑25 Feb 2019, 8:53pmIrish accent spray is the best. Top of the morning! Henning is like bob mortimer on that show, the more utterly ridiculous the yarn, the more likely it is to be true.
Germany is a land of whimsy
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This is another classic:Low Down Low wrote: ↑25 Feb 2019, 9:24pmBoth brilliant but my fav has to be theft and shrubbery. “We do beg your pardon, but we are in your garden.” Not sure was that the one with his mates Harry Harryman and Bob Cheeseman!101Walterton wrote: ↑25 Feb 2019, 9:13pmand it was true. I liked the story about him burning down his house with fireworks.Inder wrote: ↑25 Feb 2019, 9:01pmMortimer's apple thing had me in tears.Low Down Low wrote: ↑25 Feb 2019, 8:53pmIrish accent spray is the best. Top of the morning! Henning is like bob mortimer on that show, the more utterly ridiculous the yarn, the more likely it is to be true.
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That’s the all time classic. I must’ve watched it 50 times by now and i still laugh hard every time. This one is probably second best. Dr Spengkhs with an umlaut!101Walterton wrote: ↑25 Feb 2019, 9:29pmThis is another classic:Low Down Low wrote: ↑25 Feb 2019, 9:24pmBoth brilliant but my fav has to be theft and shrubbery. “We do beg your pardon, but we are in your garden.” Not sure was that the one with his mates Harry Harryman and Bob Cheeseman!101Walterton wrote: ↑25 Feb 2019, 9:13pmand it was true. I liked the story about him burning down his house with fireworks.Inder wrote: ↑25 Feb 2019, 9:01pmMortimer's apple thing had me in tears.Low Down Low wrote: ↑25 Feb 2019, 8:53pm
Irish accent spray is the best. Top of the morning! Henning is like bob mortimer on that show, the more utterly ridiculous the yarn, the more likely it is to be true.
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Glad to see the dog can keep his license.Rat Patrol wrote: ↑28 Feb 2019, 11:11pmhttps://www.huffpost.com/entry/dog-shoo ... 225acd6e33
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Must've been a mix-up, that card was clearly meant for the German
She's doing a good job though, almost had me convinced as well.
She's doing a good job though, almost had me convinced as well.
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"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Holy christ that’s great. David Mitchell is always on my list for those “who would you have dinner with living or dead” questions.101Walterton wrote: ↑25 Feb 2019, 9:29pmThis is another classic:Low Down Low wrote: ↑25 Feb 2019, 9:24pmBoth brilliant but my fav has to be theft and shrubbery. “We do beg your pardon, but we are in your garden.” Not sure was that the one with his mates Harry Harryman and Bob Cheeseman!101Walterton wrote: ↑25 Feb 2019, 9:13pmand it was true. I liked the story about him burning down his house with fireworks.Inder wrote: ↑25 Feb 2019, 9:01pmMortimer's apple thing had me in tears.Low Down Low wrote: ↑25 Feb 2019, 8:53pm
Irish accent spray is the best. Top of the morning! Henning is like bob mortimer on that show, the more utterly ridiculous the yarn, the more likely it is to be true.
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"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Maybe this wasn't the maker's intention, but pterodactyls aren't dinosaurs.
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You ruin everything, ruiner.
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Yes, but the pterodactyl isn’t the one talking. You want to be a pedant, better come correct.
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