Germany is a land of whimsy

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101Walterton wrote:
25 Feb 2019, 9:13pm
Inder wrote:
25 Feb 2019, 9:01pm
Low Down Low wrote:
25 Feb 2019, 8:53pm
101Walterton wrote:
25 Feb 2019, 8:08pm
Irish accent spray is the best. Top of the morning! Henning is like bob mortimer on that show, the more utterly ridiculous the yarn, the more likely it is to be true.
Mortimer's apple thing had me in tears.
and it was true. I liked the story about him burning down his house with fireworks.
Both brilliant but my fav has to be theft and shrubbery. “We do beg your pardon, but we are in your garden.” Not sure was that the one with his mates Harry Harryman and Bob Cheeseman!

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Low Down Low wrote:
25 Feb 2019, 9:24pm
101Walterton wrote:
25 Feb 2019, 9:13pm
Inder wrote:
25 Feb 2019, 9:01pm
Low Down Low wrote:
25 Feb 2019, 8:53pm
101Walterton wrote:
25 Feb 2019, 8:08pm
Irish accent spray is the best. Top of the morning! Henning is like bob mortimer on that show, the more utterly ridiculous the yarn, the more likely it is to be true.
Mortimer's apple thing had me in tears.
and it was true. I liked the story about him burning down his house with fireworks.
Both brilliant but my fav has to be theft and shrubbery. “We do beg your pardon, but we are in your garden.” Not sure was that the one with his mates Harry Harryman and Bob Cheeseman!
This is another classic:


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101Walterton wrote:
25 Feb 2019, 9:29pm
Low Down Low wrote:
25 Feb 2019, 9:24pm
101Walterton wrote:
25 Feb 2019, 9:13pm
Inder wrote:
25 Feb 2019, 9:01pm
Low Down Low wrote:
25 Feb 2019, 8:53pm


Irish accent spray is the best. Top of the morning! Henning is like bob mortimer on that show, the more utterly ridiculous the yarn, the more likely it is to be true.
Mortimer's apple thing had me in tears.
and it was true. I liked the story about him burning down his house with fireworks.
Both brilliant but my fav has to be theft and shrubbery. “We do beg your pardon, but we are in your garden.” Not sure was that the one with his mates Harry Harryman and Bob Cheeseman!
This is another classic:

That’s the all time classic. I must’ve watched it 50 times by now and i still laugh hard every time. This one is probably second best. Dr Spengkhs with an umlaut!


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https://www.huffpost.com/entry/dog-shoo ... 225acd6e33

It's hunting season in Bavaria!
Glad to see the dog can keep his license.
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Must've been a mix-up, that card was clearly meant for the German



She's doing a good job though, almost had me convinced as well.
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Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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I like it.
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101Walterton wrote:
25 Feb 2019, 9:29pm
Low Down Low wrote:
25 Feb 2019, 9:24pm
101Walterton wrote:
25 Feb 2019, 9:13pm
Inder wrote:
25 Feb 2019, 9:01pm
Low Down Low wrote:
25 Feb 2019, 8:53pm


Irish accent spray is the best. Top of the morning! Henning is like bob mortimer on that show, the more utterly ridiculous the yarn, the more likely it is to be true.
Mortimer's apple thing had me in tears.
and it was true. I liked the story about him burning down his house with fireworks.
Both brilliant but my fav has to be theft and shrubbery. “We do beg your pardon, but we are in your garden.” Not sure was that the one with his mates Harry Harryman and Bob Cheeseman!
This is another classic:

Holy christ that’s great. David Mitchell is always on my list for those “who would you have dinner with living or dead” questions.
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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Maybe this wasn't the maker's intention, but pterodactyls aren't dinosaurs.
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Maybe this wasn't the maker's intention, but pterodactyls aren't dinosaurs.
You ruin everything, ruiner.
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Kory wrote:
18 Nov 2019, 2:59pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Nov 2019, 12:15pm
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Maybe this wasn't the maker's intention, but pterodactyls aren't dinosaurs.
Yes, but the pterodactyl isn’t the one talking. You want to be a pedant, better come correct.
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