Penthouse Forum kind of stuff.revbob wrote: ↑18 Dec 2024, 10:21amThere were words???Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Dec 2024, 9:30amFormer classmate of mine, who is now a legit published novelist, used to write stories for porn mags as an undergrad. He said it was really easy work if you understood the formula and were grammatically solid.revbob wrote: ↑18 Dec 2024, 9:22amI could have had a career writing crazy shit.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Dec 2024, 8:51amThe show had writers?revbob wrote: ↑18 Dec 2024, 8:42am
No wonder the show didn't last.
How could the shows writers in the mid 70s not have come up woth that idea?
In my mind EK is some kind of brilliant scientist who fixes motorcycles on the side because he refuses to work as a scientist anymore because the commies killed his wife. The west needs him though to avert almost certain communist hegemony throughout Europe and beyond, the dominoes are teetering and this guy has the knowledge to stop it. Jaime goes in to break him out but the plan falters because well Jaime's a woman (we should have sent Steve imstead says Oscar to Rudy). The commies are closing in and all the cards have been played except one... two part episode that stops as EK is racing towards the wall with Jaime on the back holding on for dear life, will they make it? The motorcycle is airborne as shots ring out. Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion.
Coincidentally, the previous episode starts from a somewhat similar premise as yours. Jaime goes undercover on the rodeo circuit because OSI top computer scientist loves competing in rodeo stuff—it's his real passion—but he gets concussions and he's never written down what he knows, so the super duper top secret stop the Russians computer project could go splat if he gets conked on the brain one more time. So she's there to help him.
Germany is a land of whimsy
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I think I would be good at this.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Dec 2024, 9:30amFormer classmate of mine, who is now a legit published novelist, used to write stories for porn mags as an undergrad. He said it was really easy work if you understood the formula and were grammatically solid.revbob wrote: ↑18 Dec 2024, 9:22amI could have had a career writing crazy shit.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Dec 2024, 8:51amThe show had writers?revbob wrote: ↑18 Dec 2024, 8:42amNo wonder the show didn't last.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Dec 2024, 8:13am
Jaime's on a mission in East Germany, stealing some kind of racoon computer or something, and EK is himself, promoting motorcycle safety. She doesn't know who he is, but jumps on the back of his bike while trying to get away from the Commies. Adventure ensues. There are successful and unsuccessful jumps, none involving the Berlin Wall.
How could the shows writers in the mid 70s not have come up woth that idea?
In my mind EK is some kind of brilliant scientist who fixes motorcycles on the side because he refuses to work as a scientist anymore because the commies killed his wife. The west needs him though to avert almost certain communist hegemony throughout Europe and beyond, the dominoes are teetering and this guy has the knowledge to stop it. Jaime goes in to break him out but the plan falters because well Jaime's a woman (we should have sent Steve imstead says Oscar to Rudy). The commies are closing in and all the cards have been played except one... two part episode that stops as EK is racing towards the wall with Jaime on the back holding on for dear life, will they make it? The motorcycle is airborne as shots ring out. Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion.
Coincidentally, the previous episode starts from a somewhat similar premise as yours. Jaime goes undercover on the rodeo circuit because OSI top computer scientist loves competing in rodeo stuff—it's his real passion—but he gets concussions and he's never written down what he knows, so the super duper top secret stop the Russians computer project could go splat if he gets conked on the brain one more time. So she's there to help him.
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There was a sci-fi writer from the 50s and 60s most prominently, Robert Silverberg, who also wrote formula fiction and became quite adept. He basically wrote lots and lots of scenes that he stockpiled and could just slide them into a plot as required. He understood the formula especially well and amassed the components, allowing him to mix and match and generate a story. His stuff was popular with readers and he could generate a novel so quickly, like one a day, that his income from just that allowed him to buy an old 19th c mansion in the middle of New York. And it funded his more serious-minded fiction. Quite impressive at the engineering feat involved.
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I would love to do something that would allow me to stop actually working.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Dec 2024, 3:51pmThere was a sci-fi writer from the 50s and 60s most prominently, Robert Silverberg, who also wrote formula fiction and became quite adept. He basically wrote lots and lots of scenes that he stockpiled and could just slide them into a plot as required. He understood the formula especially well and amassed the components, allowing him to mix and match and generate a story. His stuff was popular with readers and he could generate a novel so quickly, like one a day, that his income from just that allowed him to buy an old 19th c mansion in the middle of New York. And it funded his more serious-minded fiction. Quite impressive at the engineering feat involved.
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That kind of stuff will be done by AI with greater ease than any human being. Stick to your Geddy Lee Museum and Aquarium Institute of Bassology idea.Kory wrote: ↑18 Dec 2024, 4:17pmI would love to do something that would allow me to stop actually working.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Dec 2024, 3:51pmThere was a sci-fi writer from the 50s and 60s most prominently, Robert Silverberg, who also wrote formula fiction and became quite adept. He basically wrote lots and lots of scenes that he stockpiled and could just slide them into a plot as required. He understood the formula especially well and amassed the components, allowing him to mix and match and generate a story. His stuff was popular with readers and he could generate a novel so quickly, like one a day, that his income from just that allowed him to buy an old 19th c mansion in the middle of New York. And it funded his more serious-minded fiction. Quite impressive at the engineering feat involved.
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That all sounds pretty cool.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Dec 2024, 4:20pmThat kind of stuff will be done by AI with greater ease than any human being. Stick to your Geddy Lee Museum and Aquarium Institute of Bassology idea.Kory wrote: ↑18 Dec 2024, 4:17pmI would love to do something that would allow me to stop actually working.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Dec 2024, 3:51pmThere was a sci-fi writer from the 50s and 60s most prominently, Robert Silverberg, who also wrote formula fiction and became quite adept. He basically wrote lots and lots of scenes that he stockpiled and could just slide them into a plot as required. He understood the formula especially well and amassed the components, allowing him to mix and match and generate a story. His stuff was popular with readers and he could generate a novel so quickly, like one a day, that his income from just that allowed him to buy an old 19th c mansion in the middle of New York. And it funded his more serious-minded fiction. Quite impressive at the engineering feat involved.
Still hate working for a living tho.
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I promise you, Jack Kennedy would have loved Steely Dan. He was that kind of degenerate. - Richard Nixon to Manolo Sanchez, 31 December 1973
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Hey, a statue in your honour is a statue in your honour.
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God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
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Yep. It's an old German tradition to play drums with the dicks of our enemies.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?
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Which is why, after the Great War, there was so much domestic turmoil, from a frustrated expense that there would be drumming. Instead, it was the glockenspiel of defeat.
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Those statues around the City Hall all portray important figures in the town's history. That particular dude, Konrad von Hochstaden, was Archbishop of Cologne in the 13th century. Seems the sculptor was not a big fan of the Catholic church.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?