Germany is a land of whimsy

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I always thought that was more of a Prussian tradition.
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Adding to the whimsy here is that Vi gør det nemt (in Danish) = We make it easy :shifty:
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
09 May 2015, 4:20pm
The Joke: Q: How do you turn a Trabant into a sports car?

A: Put sneakers in the glove compartment!

Why It's Funny: The Trabant was the best-selling car in the former East Germany. The ride is a punchline for its cheapness, due in no small part to its grossly underpowered engine and plastic body.
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Being as Olaf has resurrected this week thought I’d share a German whimsy.
50.5W has just returned from Germany where she competed in a professional pv meet. In recognition she was presented with a special personalised tin of liver sausage!!

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101Walterton wrote:
06 Aug 2018, 10:59pm
Being as Olaf has resurrected this week thought I’d share a German whimsy.
50.5W has just returned from Germany where she competed in a professional pv meet. In recognition she was presented with a special personalised tin of liver sausage!!
So where's the whimsy? :huh:
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