Flex and Wolter's Den of Nerdly Awesomeness
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Re: Flex and Wolter's Den of Nerdly Awesomeness
Internet fame: The real yeti that lurks within us. Which makes eumaas' traditional birthday advice more poignant, really.
Also, by the time Genie finishes her story, I want her took over and see that Mark is frozen solid from standing all this time underdressed in a goddamned blizzard.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Mark takes some time and breaks the fourth wall to talk with the kids about what's really important, like the fascinating albino skunks of Portugal!
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: Flex and Wolter's Den of Nerdly Awesomeness
So back to the regular artist too from the looks of it.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Feb 2020, 10:34am
Mark takes some time and breaks the fourth wall to talk with the kids about what's really important, like the fascinating albino skunks of Portugal!
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Mark's punching fists feel a little tingle. This trip may not have been in vain. There may yet be punching justice!
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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The artwork looks wonky again in this strip.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑19 Feb 2020, 9:27am
Mark's punching fists feel a little tingle. This trip may not have been in vain. There may yet be punching justice!
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Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑11 Feb 2020, 8:45am
1) What the fuck is going on with Genie's eye in panel 3? Lazy eye? A yeti sneaking up on her? Is she a refugee from a Picasso painting?
Genie's Picasso Syndrome is entering the critical stage. Get her to a hospital!
Also, down off the mountain, Mark returns to the security of his pink shirt.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: Flex and Wolter's Den of Nerdly Awesomeness
Wait so Dr. Yeti is dead?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Feb 2020, 8:41amDr. Medulla wrote: ↑11 Feb 2020, 8:45am
1) What the fuck is going on with Genie's eye in panel 3? Lazy eye? A yeti sneaking up on her? Is she a refugee from a Picasso painting?
Genie's Picasso Syndrome is entering the critical stage. Get her to a hospital!
Also, down off the mountain, Mark returns to the security of his pink shirt.
"Suck our Earth dick, Martians!" —Doc
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Seemingly. If the avalanche didn't kill him, being abandoned by everyone in his party would likely do it.Kory wrote: ↑21 Feb 2020, 1:46pmWait so Dr. Yeti is dead?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Feb 2020, 8:41amDr. Medulla wrote: ↑11 Feb 2020, 8:45am
1) What the fuck is going on with Genie's eye in panel 3? Lazy eye? A yeti sneaking up on her? Is she a refugee from a Picasso painting?
Genie's Picasso Syndrome is entering the critical stage. Get her to a hospital!
Also, down off the mountain, Mark returns to the security of his pink shirt.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: Flex and Wolter's Den of Nerdly Awesomeness
Hooray! It was going to happen sooner or later.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Feb 2020, 1:58pmSeemingly. If the avalanche didn't kill him, being abandoned by everyone in his party would likely do it.Kory wrote: ↑21 Feb 2020, 1:46pmWait so Dr. Yeti is dead?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Feb 2020, 8:41amDr. Medulla wrote: ↑11 Feb 2020, 8:45am
1) What the fuck is going on with Genie's eye in panel 3? Lazy eye? A yeti sneaking up on her? Is she a refugee from a Picasso painting?
Genie's Picasso Syndrome is entering the critical stage. Get her to a hospital!
Also, down off the mountain, Mark returns to the security of his pink shirt.
"Suck our Earth dick, Martians!" —Doc
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But. There. Was. No. Punching! No punching, no justice!Kory wrote: ↑21 Feb 2020, 2:42pmHooray! It was going to happen sooner or later.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Feb 2020, 1:58pmSeemingly. If the avalanche didn't kill him, being abandoned by everyone in his party would likely do it.Kory wrote: ↑21 Feb 2020, 1:46pmWait so Dr. Yeti is dead?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑21 Feb 2020, 8:41amDr. Medulla wrote: ↑11 Feb 2020, 8:45am
1) What the fuck is going on with Genie's eye in panel 3? Lazy eye? A yeti sneaking up on her? Is she a refugee from a Picasso painting?
Genie's Picasso Syndrome is entering the critical stage. Get her to a hospital!
Also, down off the mountain, Mark returns to the security of his pink shirt.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: Flex and Wolter's Den of Nerdly Awesomeness
This whole story arc was like made up by a 3rd grader or something. Genie knowingly participated in this expedition to humor Harvey and now is lamenting how it all turned into a shit show with someone likely dead and many thousands of dollars wasted.
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Yeah, but we learned that Generation Snapchat should stop taking selfies in search of their inner yeti and instead go out in the world to find their inner sasquatch.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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On the one hand, this would suggest my theory was wrong that Mark snapped Cherry's neck and ran away to Nepal to escape John Law. On the other hand, do we actually see Cherry here? Maybe Mark is faking her voice for any eavesdroppers or, better yet, he's gone Norman Bates.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: Flex and Wolter's Den of Nerdly Awesomeness
"I don't know for sure, Cherry. I just couldn't be bothered to look for him any further."Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑24 Feb 2020, 8:53am
On the one hand, this would suggest my theory was wrong that Mark snapped Cherry's neck and ran away to Nepal to escape John Law. On the other hand, do we actually see Cherry here? Maybe Mark is faking her voice for any eavesdroppers or, better yet, he's gone Norman Bates.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?
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Or, like, at all. I think Mark's uncaring attitude is less because he's into nature and mythological creatures and more because he's an old-fashioned paper and ink journalist, not a social media guy. He's taking his stand for a dying breed, dammit!Olaf wrote: ↑24 Feb 2020, 9:21am"I don't know for sure, Cherry. I just couldn't be bothered to look for him any further."Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑24 Feb 2020, 8:53am
On the one hand, this would suggest my theory was wrong that Mark snapped Cherry's neck and ran away to Nepal to escape John Law. On the other hand, do we actually see Cherry here? Maybe Mark is faking her voice for any eavesdroppers or, better yet, he's gone Norman Bates.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft