Thank you for admitting that you don't deserve any rights or freedoms.Wolter wrote:Shows what you know! I don't even have a heart, because without divine inspiration, I am just an automatous homunculous.Dr. Medulla wrote:That's all you atheists know. All you have is hate in your heart because you have no morals, which can only come from God.Wolter wrote:Don't make me destroy you.Dr. Medulla wrote:No, you can only be in awe of God. If you don't believe in God, you think that the world is just some dumb accident that means nothing.Wolter wrote:I am constantly in awe of nature.
Favorite Zoological Creature
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Re: Favorite Zoological Creature
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: Favorite Zoological Creature
I like horses. 
And manatees. And...oh shit, I love all animals. Wait! Otters. I love otters. Yeah. They cute. 
And manatees. And...oh shit, I love all animals. Wait! Otters. I love otters. Yeah. They cute. -
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Of course not. They derive from God in the Great Chain of Being:Dr. Medulla wrote:Thank you for admitting that you don't deserve any rights or freedoms.Wolter wrote:Shows what you know! I don't even have a heart, because without divine inspiration, I am just an automatous homunculous.Dr. Medulla wrote:That's all you atheists know. All you have is hate in your heart because you have no morals, which can only come from God.Wolter wrote:Don't make me destroy you.Dr. Medulla wrote: No, you can only be in awe of God. If you don't believe in God, you think that the world is just some dumb accident that means nothing.
God > His Angels > The Papacy > The Earthly Kings > The Nobility > Free Commoners> Slaves > Animals > Trees > Gypsies> Non-Arboreal Plants
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Whoawhoawhoa—my god shits on the fucking Catholics. Your chain is messed up.Wolter wrote:Of course not. They derive from God in the Great Chain of Being:Dr. Medulla wrote:Thank you for admitting that you don't deserve any rights or freedoms.Wolter wrote:Shows what you know! I don't even have a heart, because without divine inspiration, I am just an automatous homunculous.Dr. Medulla wrote:That's all you atheists know. All you have is hate in your heart because you have no morals, which can only come from God.Wolter wrote: Don't make me destroy you.
God > His Angels > The Papacy > The Earthly Kings > The Nobility > Free Commoners> Slaves > Animals > Trees > Gypsies> Non-Arboreal Plants
By coincidence, I just watched a short video of my favourite creationists, Mike Seaver and Ray Comfort, explaining it all. Mike's response to the naturalists' challenge around the last third made my day.
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"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Re: Favorite Zoological Creature
There be Dragons...
How cool would it be to wander into the Pub with one of these bad boys on a lead...
"Anybody seen my pit-bull? I left it tied up outside"
"Nope, just a lead hanging there now mate"
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How cool would it be to wander into the Pub with one of these bad boys on a lead...
"Anybody seen my pit-bull? I left it tied up outside"
"Nope, just a lead hanging there now mate"
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'People like Coldplay and people voted for the Nazi's, you can't trust people Jeremy':- Super Hans
'Hayes ... is one of the most godforsaken places I have ever struck. The population seems to be entirely made up of clerks who frequent tin-roofed chapels on Sundays and for the rest bolt themselves within doors.' - George Orwell
'Hayes ... is one of the most godforsaken places I have ever struck. The population seems to be entirely made up of clerks who frequent tin-roofed chapels on Sundays and for the rest bolt themselves within doors.' - George Orwell
Re: Favorite Zoological Creature
That's more proof against Hoy's anti-gingerism than anything to do with the imaginary greybeard guy.Dr. Medulla wrote:Whoawhoawhoa—my god shits on the fucking Catholics. Your chain is messed up.Wolter wrote:Of course not. They derive from God in the Great Chain of Being:Dr. Medulla wrote:Thank you for admitting that you don't deserve any rights or freedoms.Wolter wrote:Shows what you know! I don't even have a heart, because without divine inspiration, I am just an automatous homunculous.Dr. Medulla wrote: That's all you atheists know. All you have is hate in your heart because you have no morals, which can only come from God.
God > His Angels > The Papacy > The Earthly Kings > The Nobility > Free Commoners> Slaves > Animals > Trees > Gypsies> Non-Arboreal Plants
By coincidence, I just watched a short video of my favourite creationists, Mike Seaver and Ray Comfort, explaining it all. Mike's response to the naturalists' challenge around the last third made my day.
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I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
Re: Favorite Zoological Creature
I HATE chimps. They think they are smarter than humans, you can tell. Fucking arrogant bitches.Alyssa wrote:BostonBeaneater wrote:
I'm a huge fan of non-human primates. I think it's pretty damn awesome we share 99.999% of our DNA with chimps, but I'm pretty partial to the aye aye. Google it.
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zDr. Medulla wrote:Natural selection is one bizarre master.Alyssa wrote:Also, to continue with non-human primates, another great one is the loris. They are sooo cuuuute.
The eyes!
Do you prefer the slow or slender variety? Slow, for me....
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I suppose both varieties have the EYES, but the slow loris is more, erm, proportional...The limbs on the slender loris are just weird.Kory Pox wrote:zDr. Medulla wrote:Natural selection is one bizarre master.Alyssa wrote:Also, to continue with non-human primates, another great one is the loris. They are sooo cuuuute.
The eyes!
Do you prefer the slow or slender variety? Slow, for me....
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Re: Favorite Zoological Creature
dysenterrific!
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Re: Favorite Zoological Creature
Tardigrades.
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Pet trilobites love snacky time!
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gotta love the now defunct thylacine.
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Neat stuff.Kory Pox wrote:
gotta love the now defunct thylacine.
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Aww, it's just like a big stripey dog.matedog wrote:Neat stuff.Kory Pox wrote:
gotta love the now defunct thylacine.
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