Japanese Bug Fights

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eumaas wrote:Yeah, crawdads always lose.

You guys ever see mantis shrimp fights?
no, but I'd like to...
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Kory Pox wrote:
eumaas wrote:Yeah, crawdads always lose.

You guys ever see mantis shrimp fights?
no, but I'd like to...
ditto
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For the record, about a decade ago, I used to say that they ought to replace ESPN 2 with the "2 Bugs in a Jar" channel.

Clearly, the rest of the world is listening to my dreams.

Which means we are less than a decade away from FLYING FUCKING CARS, MUTHAFUCKAS!
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when i was a kid, we used to get a jar or bucket then go find all the bugs we could... put them in there, mix it up... see what happens...

ants usually got bogged down by worm-slime....
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rcs wrote:when i was a kid, we used to get a jar or bucket then go find all the bugs we could... put them in there, mix it up... see what happens...

ants usually got bogged down by worm-slime....
I usedta pick fleas off my dog and drop them into spider webs.
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eumaas wrote:[youtube][/youtube]
By the way, a mantis shrimp's punch is equivalent to the impact of a .22.
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eumaas wrote:By the way, a mantis shrimp's punch is equivalent to the impact of a .22.
They're probably handy for killing squirrels then.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Heston wrote:
eumaas wrote:By the way, a mantis shrimp's punch is equivalent to the impact of a .22.
They're probably handy for killing squirrels then.
There's a fight someone needs to make happen.
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Flex wrote:
Heston wrote:
eumaas wrote:By the way, a mantis shrimp's punch is equivalent to the impact of a .22.
They're probably handy for killing squirrels then.
There's a fight someone needs to make happen.
We can all eat squirrel and mantis flavoured crisps while we watch.
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Heston wrote:
eumaas wrote:By the way, a mantis shrimp's punch is equivalent to the impact of a .22.
They're probably handy for killing squirrels then.
They sometimes shatter aquarium glass.
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eumaas wrote:
Heston wrote:
eumaas wrote:By the way, a mantis shrimp's punch is equivalent to the impact of a .22.
They're probably handy for killing squirrels then.
They sometimes shatter aquarium glass.
So, they aren't too swift.
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My work Internet filter blocks this site in the category of "Excessive Violence."

Awesomer.
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Rat Patrol wrote:My work Internet filter blocks this site in the category of "Excessive Violence."

Awesomer.
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090407162806807
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It comes as no surprise to me that it's allllll dudes in this thread. :mrgreen:

I probably won't watch any of those on account of me probably feeling sorry for the insects. I'm one of those sad, pathetic people who can handle seeing people die in a movie, but I'm crying like a baby once the horse in the battle gets shot or whatever.
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