He types quite well for being so deeply up his ass.Flex wrote: ↑06 Feb 2023, 9:51pmHuh, don't think I've read too many anti-pet columns before: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... wning-pets
Assumed this was some sort of PETA bit but, nope, this is a Verso Books-published socialist thought leader. Glad to see the intellectual leaders on the left are as tuned into convincing, popular messages as usual.
Pets.
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Happy birthday to Charlotte and Zoë, who turn 12 today (their last year as tweens). It’s not an exaggeration to say that they rescued me after our girl Pagan died. I really was lost without that companionship and responsibility. I love these monsters something fierce and happily spoil the fuck out of them.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: Pets.
I read that as happily soil the fuck out of them and I had a moment where I wondered what you were doing up there in Canada with those cats.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑07 Feb 2023, 11:45amE474FA3F-8A78-4169-8455-BAFBC186C66A.jpeg
Happy birthday to Charlotte and Zoë, who turn 12 today (their last year as tweens). It’s not an exaggeration to say that they rescued me after our girl Pagan died. I really was lost without that companionship and responsibility. I love these monsters something fierce and happily spoil the fuck out of them.
Anyway, they're adorable and happy birthday to them.
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Aww, big cutiesDr. Medulla wrote: ↑07 Feb 2023, 11:45amE474FA3F-8A78-4169-8455-BAFBC186C66A.jpeg
Happy birthday to Charlotte and Zoë, who turn 12 today (their last year as tweens). It’s not an exaggeration to say that they rescued me after our girl Pagan died. I really was lost without that companionship and responsibility. I love these monsters something fierce and happily spoil the fuck out of them.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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It’s a different culture up here, eh.Mimi wrote: ↑07 Feb 2023, 11:50amI read that as happily soil the fuck out of them and I had a moment where I wondered what you were doing up there in Canada with those cats.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑07 Feb 2023, 11:45amE474FA3F-8A78-4169-8455-BAFBC186C66A.jpeg
Happy birthday to Charlotte and Zoë, who turn 12 today (their last year as tweens). It’s not an exaggeration to say that they rescued me after our girl Pagan died. I really was lost without that companionship and responsibility. I love these monsters something fierce and happily spoil the fuck out of them.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Awww, happy birthday to your girls!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑07 Feb 2023, 11:45amE474FA3F-8A78-4169-8455-BAFBC186C66A.jpeg
Happy birthday to Charlotte and Zoë, who turn 12 today (their last year as tweens). It’s not an exaggeration to say that they rescued me after our girl Pagan died. I really was lost without that companionship and responsibility. I love these monsters something fierce and happily spoil the fuck out of them.
Got a Rake? Sure!
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I went looking for a sort of birthday cake for the girls. Trying this:
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Happy BD girls!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑07 Feb 2023, 11:45amE474FA3F-8A78-4169-8455-BAFBC186C66A.jpeg
Happy birthday to Charlotte and Zoë, who turn 12 today (their last year as tweens). It’s not an exaggeration to say that they rescued me after our girl Pagan died. I really was lost without that companionship and responsibility. I love these monsters something fierce and happily spoil the fuck out of them.
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Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
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It's like you planted a camera in our home.Sparky wrote: ↑07 Feb 2023, 4:38pmHappy BD girls!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑07 Feb 2023, 11:45amE474FA3F-8A78-4169-8455-BAFBC186C66A.jpeg
Happy birthday to Charlotte and Zoë, who turn 12 today (their last year as tweens). It’s not an exaggeration to say that they rescued me after our girl Pagan died. I really was lost without that companionship and responsibility. I love these monsters something fierce and happily spoil the fuck out of them.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Our boy Dickens used to get a lot of earwax, so we had to swab him regularly, and he always tried to grab the swab to try to lick off the wax and crud.
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The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache.
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