Pets.

[Sparky]

"Hey," says I, a couple days ago, "let's get one of those lion hats for the cats. It'll be funny!"
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Yeah, they all hate us right now. Zoë even hissed at us. Was it worth $15? Maybe.

They look a little pissed to me!

[Dr. Medulla]

"Hey," says I, a couple days ago, "let's get one of those lion hats for the cats. It'll be funny!"
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Yeah, they all hate us right now. Zoë even hissed at us. Was it worth $15? Maybe.

They look a little pissed to me!

Pissed / Defeated / Pissed

[Sparky]

"Hey," says I, a couple days ago, "let's get one of those lion hats for the cats. It'll be funny!"
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Yeah, they all hate us right now. Zoë even hissed at us. Was it worth $15? Maybe.

They look a little pissed to me!

Pissed / Defeated / Pissed

Yep, our cats wouldn't even let us attempt to put the outfits on them, it would be claws out time, yours must be pretty easy going.

[Dr. Medulla]

"Hey," says I, a couple days ago, "let's get one of those lion hats for the cats. It'll be funny!"
Screen Shot 2022-12-02 at 1.53.11 PM.jpg

Yeah, they all hate us right now. Zoë even hissed at us. Was it worth $15? Maybe.

They look a little pissed to me!

Pissed / Defeated / Pissed

Yep, our cats wouldn't even let us attempt to put the outfits on them, it would be claws out time, yours must be pretty easy going.

In their own way, yes. None of them are aggressive with us. They'll struggle but teeth and claws aren't real options with them.

[JennyB]

"Hey," says I, a couple days ago, "let's get one of those lion hats for the cats. It'll be funny!"
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Yeah, they all hate us right now. Zoë even hissed at us. Was it worth $15? Maybe.

It's been nice knowing you, Doc. I guess it's comforting to know that, after they kill you, you will provide sustenance for them.

[Dr. Medulla]

"Hey," says I, a couple days ago, "let's get one of those lion hats for the cats. It'll be funny!"
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Yeah, they all hate us right now. Zoë even hissed at us. Was it worth $15? Maybe.

It's been nice knowing you, Doc. I guess it's comforting to know that, after they kill you, you will provide sustenance for them.

I have this on a shirt. It's certainly prologue.

[revbob]

"Hey," says I, a couple days ago, "let's get one of those lion hats for the cats. It'll be funny!"
Screen Shot 2022-12-02 at 1.53.11 PM.jpg

Yeah, they all hate us right now. Zoë even hissed at us. Was it worth $15? Maybe.

They look a little pissed to me!

Pissed / Defeated / Pissed

Yep, our cats wouldn't even let us attempt to put the outfits on them, it would be claws out time, yours must be pretty easy going.

In their own way, yes. None of them are aggressive with us. They'll struggle but teeth and claws aren't real options with them.

You had them removed?

[Dr. Medulla]

They look a little pissed to me!

Pissed / Defeated / Pissed

Yep, our cats wouldn't even let us attempt to put the outfits on them, it would be claws out time, yours must be pretty easy going.

In their own way, yes. None of them are aggressive with us. They'll struggle but teeth and claws aren't real options with them.

You had them removed?

Ha! Whoops, poor choice of words. No, I meant that they don't claw or bite us (well, gnawing happens sometimes when we play with them, but it's never a proper a bite). All three are fundamentally really good natured.

[Sparky]

Pissed / Defeated / Pissed

Yep, our cats wouldn't even let us attempt to put the outfits on them, it would be claws out time, yours must be pretty easy going.

In their own way, yes. None of them are aggressive with us. They'll struggle but teeth and claws aren't real options with them.

You had them removed?

Ha! Whoops, poor choice of words. No, I meant that they don't claw or bite us (well, gnawing happens sometimes when we play with them, but it's never a proper a bite). All three are fundamentally really good natured.

Ours are pretty gentle, they have never bitten us or clawed us aggressively, only when playing, but then again, we've never tried to humiliate them by putting costumes on them either.

[revbob]

Pissed / Defeated / Pissed

Yep, our cats wouldn't even let us attempt to put the outfits on them, it would be claws out time, yours must be pretty easy going.

In their own way, yes. None of them are aggressive with us. They'll struggle but teeth and claws aren't real options with them.

You had them removed?

Ha! Whoops, poor choice of words. No, I meant that they don't claw or bite us (well, gnawing happens sometimes when we play with them, but it's never a proper a bite). All three are fundamentally really good natured.

You wouldn't last a minute with my sister's cat. That fucker will claw and bite you for fun. if it was a person it would probably be a mass murderer.

[Dr. Medulla]

Yep, our cats wouldn't even let us attempt to put the outfits on them, it would be claws out time, yours must be pretty easy going.

In their own way, yes. None of them are aggressive with us. They'll struggle but teeth and claws aren't real options with them.

You had them removed?

Ha! Whoops, poor choice of words. No, I meant that they don't claw or bite us (well, gnawing happens sometimes when we play with them, but it's never a proper a bite). All three are fundamentally really good natured.

Ours are pretty gentle, they have never bitten us or clawed us aggressively, only when playing, but then again, we've never tried to humiliate them by putting costumes on them either.

We tried to put the hat—that's what we've been calling it—on Luke again and Zoë hissed at him. She's taken a firm stand against that thing.

[Dr. Medulla]

Yep, our cats wouldn't even let us attempt to put the outfits on them, it would be claws out time, yours must be pretty easy going.

In their own way, yes. None of them are aggressive with us. They'll struggle but teeth and claws aren't real options with them.

You had them removed?

Ha! Whoops, poor choice of words. No, I meant that they don't claw or bite us (well, gnawing happens sometimes when we play with them, but it's never a proper a bite). All three are fundamentally really good natured.

You wouldn't last a minute with my sister's cat. That fucker will claw and bite you for fun. if it was a person it would probably be a mass murderer.

I've known people with aggressive cats. They're better people than me for living with that kind sudden violence.

[Sparky]

In their own way, yes. None of them are aggressive with us. They'll struggle but teeth and claws aren't real options with them.

You had them removed?

Ha! Whoops, poor choice of words. No, I meant that they don't claw or bite us (well, gnawing happens sometimes when we play with them, but it's never a proper a bite). All three are fundamentally really good natured.

Ours are pretty gentle, they have never bitten us or clawed us aggressively, only when playing, but then again, we've never tried to humiliate them by putting costumes on them either.

We tried to put the hat—that's what we've been calling it—on Luke again and Zoë hissed at him. She's taken a firm stand against that thing.

That's funny, so you got lucky once, but Zoë says "never again". Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me!

[Dr. Medulla]

You had them removed?

Ha! Whoops, poor choice of words. No, I meant that they don't claw or bite us (well, gnawing happens sometimes when we play with them, but it's never a proper a bite). All three are fundamentally really good natured.

Ours are pretty gentle, they have never bitten us or clawed us aggressively, only when playing, but then again, we've never tried to humiliate them by putting costumes on them either.

We tried to put the hat—that's what we've been calling it—on Luke again and Zoë hissed at him. She's taken a firm stand against that thing.

That's funny, so you got lucky once, but Zoë says "never again". Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me!

Oh yeah, we're on notice with her when it comes to that thing.

[Mimi]

In their own way, yes. None of them are aggressive with us. They'll struggle but teeth and claws aren't real options with them.

You had them removed?

Ha! Whoops, poor choice of words. No, I meant that they don't claw or bite us (well, gnawing happens sometimes when we play with them, but it's never a proper a bite). All three are fundamentally really good natured.

You wouldn't last a minute with my sister's cat. That fucker will claw and bite you for fun. if it was a person it would probably be a mass murderer.

I've known people with aggressive cats. They're better people than me for living with that kind sudden violence.

I'm grateful that my cats are absolute love bugs. Licorice can be temperamental, but she only gives warning nips and that happens so rarely. Even Kitty, as feral as she was, never bit or scratched. Although she did biff me a good one for no reason while I was doing yoga one day. It was really quite funny. I'm not sure I could keep an aggressive cat. Cats claws are like razors and that shit hurts.