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Flex wrote:
06 Feb 2023, 9:51pm
Huh, don't think I've read too many anti-pet columns before: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... wning-pets

Assumed this was some sort of PETA bit but, nope, this is a Verso Books-published socialist thought leader. Glad to see the intellectual leaders on the left are as tuned into convincing, popular messages as usual.
He types quite well for being so deeply up his ass.
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Happy birthday to Charlotte and Zoë, who turn 12 today (their last year as tweens). It’s not an exaggeration to say that they rescued me after our girl Pagan died. I really was lost without that companionship and responsibility. I love these monsters something fierce and happily spoil the fuck out of them.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Feb 2023, 11:45am
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Happy birthday to Charlotte and Zoë, who turn 12 today (their last year as tweens). It’s not an exaggeration to say that they rescued me after our girl Pagan died. I really was lost without that companionship and responsibility. I love these monsters something fierce and happily spoil the fuck out of them.
I read that as happily soil the fuck out of them and I had a moment where I wondered what you were doing up there in Canada with those cats. :lol:

Anyway, they're adorable and happy birthday to them.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Feb 2023, 11:45am
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Happy birthday to Charlotte and Zoë, who turn 12 today (their last year as tweens). It’s not an exaggeration to say that they rescued me after our girl Pagan died. I really was lost without that companionship and responsibility. I love these monsters something fierce and happily spoil the fuck out of them.
Aww, big cuties
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Mimi wrote:
07 Feb 2023, 11:50am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Feb 2023, 11:45am
E474FA3F-8A78-4169-8455-BAFBC186C66A.jpeg
Happy birthday to Charlotte and Zoë, who turn 12 today (their last year as tweens). It’s not an exaggeration to say that they rescued me after our girl Pagan died. I really was lost without that companionship and responsibility. I love these monsters something fierce and happily spoil the fuck out of them.
I read that as happily soil the fuck out of them and I had a moment where I wondered what you were doing up there in Canada with those cats. :lol:
It’s a different culture up here, eh.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Feb 2023, 11:45am
E474FA3F-8A78-4169-8455-BAFBC186C66A.jpeg
Happy birthday to Charlotte and Zoë, who turn 12 today (their last year as tweens). It’s not an exaggeration to say that they rescued me after our girl Pagan died. I really was lost without that companionship and responsibility. I love these monsters something fierce and happily spoil the fuck out of them.
Awww, happy birthday to your girls!
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I went looking for a sort of birthday cake for the girls. Trying this:
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Feb 2023, 11:45am
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Happy birthday to Charlotte and Zoë, who turn 12 today (their last year as tweens). It’s not an exaggeration to say that they rescued me after our girl Pagan died. I really was lost without that companionship and responsibility. I love these monsters something fierce and happily spoil the fuck out of them.
Happy BD girls!
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Feb 2023, 11:45am
E474FA3F-8A78-4169-8455-BAFBC186C66A.jpeg
Happy birthday to Charlotte and Zoë, who turn 12 today (their last year as tweens). It’s not an exaggeration to say that they rescued me after our girl Pagan died. I really was lost without that companionship and responsibility. I love these monsters something fierce and happily spoil the fuck out of them.
Happy BD girls!
It's like you planted a camera in our home. :shifty:
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God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung

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When your cat is batting around your ear buds and gets a taste of ear wax. :lol:

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When your cat is batting around your ear buds and gets a taste of ear wax. :lol:
Our boy Dickens used to get a lot of earwax, so we had to swab him regularly, and he always tried to grab the swab to try to lick off the wax and crud. :ohboy:
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She's ready for the only Bowl that matters.
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She's ready for the only Bowl that matters.
Awesome. :cool:
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