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Mimi wrote:
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I believe this...
That was good, going to have to share that with those in my family that have cats.
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Please say hello to our new guinea pig, Rocket (named by VH, jr. in honor of his hokey team). I felt guilty getting a new pig so soon after Bugsy's passing, but they really aren't supposed to live alone. After doing tons of research, I discovered that two adult male pigs would likely not bond, so I had to get a baby. Found a rescue about a 90 minute drive from here. Theodore looks like a mastodon compared to Rocket and he is exhibiting a lot of dominating behaviors, but they haven't been fighting at all, so it's apparently normal. Fingers crossed that it stays that way.
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JennyB wrote:
25 Jul 2022, 12:31pm
Please say hello to our new guinea pig, Rocket (named by VH, jr. in honor of his hokey team). I felt guilty getting a new pig so soon after Bugsy's passing, but they really aren't supposed to live alone. After doing tons of research, I discovered that two adult male pigs would likely not bond, so I had to get a baby. Found a rescue about a 90 minute drive from here. Theodore looks like a mastodon compared to Rocket and he is exhibiting a lot of dominating behaviors, but they haven't been fighting at all, so it's apparently normal. Fingers crossed that it stays that way.
Congratulations, Rocket, you've found a great home!
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JennyB wrote:
25 Jul 2022, 12:31pm
Please say hello to our new guinea pig, Rocket (named by VH, jr. in honor of his hokey team). I felt guilty getting a new pig so soon after Bugsy's passing, but they really aren't supposed to live alone. After doing tons of research, I discovered that two adult male pigs would likely not bond, so I had to get a baby. Found a rescue about a 90 minute drive from here. Theodore looks like a mastodon compared to Rocket and he is exhibiting a lot of dominating behaviors, but they haven't been fighting at all, so it's apparently normal. Fingers crossed that it stays that way.
Congrats on the newest edition to your family, hope they continue to play nice together and keep each other company.
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One of our girls, Zoë, has chin acne. We've been calling her pizza face and zit girl, which confirms the wisdom of us not having actual kids of our own.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Jul 2022, 6:02pm
One of our girls, Zoë, has chin acne. We've been calling her pizza face and zit girl, which confirms the wisdom of us not having actual kids of our own.
One of ours has it as well. Our vet suggested we clean it with a cotton ball dampened with hydrogen peroxide. Cat hates it, but it seems to clean things up a bit.
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Sparky wrote:
25 Jul 2022, 9:27pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Jul 2022, 6:02pm
One of our girls, Zoë, has chin acne. We've been calling her pizza face and zit girl, which confirms the wisdom of us not having actual kids of our own.
One of ours has it as well. Our vet suggested we clean it with a cotton ball dampened with hydrogen peroxide. Cat hates it, but it seems to clean things up a bit.
I ordered some special medicated cleaning pads. Maybe overkill, but we spend stupidly on them.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Jul 2022, 9:31pm
Sparky wrote:
25 Jul 2022, 9:27pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Jul 2022, 6:02pm
One of our girls, Zoë, has chin acne. We've been calling her pizza face and zit girl, which confirms the wisdom of us not having actual kids of our own.
One of ours has it as well. Our vet suggested we clean it with a cotton ball dampened with hydrogen peroxide. Cat hates it, but it seems to clean things up a bit.
I ordered some special medicated cleaning pads. Maybe overkill, but we spend stupidly on them.
I get it, they're a part of our family, so we do the same.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Jul 2022, 6:02pm
One of our girls, Zoë, has chin acne. We've been calling her pizza face and zit girl, which confirms the wisdom of us not having actual kids of our own.
Poor Zoe. She is going to write a screenplay about this one day and you are going to be looked at as one of history's greatest monsters. But then it will come out that Zoe stole the idea for the screenplay from another cat and you will be vindicated. But not before selling all of your worldly possessions and moving to a remote island in the South Pacific. Never to be heard from again.

For sale: Kitty litter. Never used.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Jul 2022, 2:48pm
JennyB wrote:
25 Jul 2022, 12:31pm
Please say hello to our new guinea pig, Rocket (named by VH, jr. in honor of his hokey team). I felt guilty getting a new pig so soon after Bugsy's passing, but they really aren't supposed to live alone. After doing tons of research, I discovered that two adult male pigs would likely not bond, so I had to get a baby. Found a rescue about a 90 minute drive from here. Theodore looks like a mastodon compared to Rocket and he is exhibiting a lot of dominating behaviors, but they haven't been fighting at all, so it's apparently normal. Fingers crossed that it stays that way.
Congratulations, Rocket, you've found a great home!
Thanks! He is living up to his name - he is super fast.
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Sparky wrote:
25 Jul 2022, 4:11pm
JennyB wrote:
25 Jul 2022, 12:31pm
Please say hello to our new guinea pig, Rocket (named by VH, jr. in honor of his hokey team). I felt guilty getting a new pig so soon after Bugsy's passing, but they really aren't supposed to live alone. After doing tons of research, I discovered that two adult male pigs would likely not bond, so I had to get a baby. Found a rescue about a 90 minute drive from here. Theodore looks like a mastodon compared to Rocket and he is exhibiting a lot of dominating behaviors, but they haven't been fighting at all, so it's apparently normal. Fingers crossed that it stays that way.
Congrats on the newest edition to your family, hope they continue to play nice together and keep each other company.
Thank you! So far, so good.
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JennyB wrote:
26 Jul 2022, 10:42am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Jul 2022, 6:02pm
One of our girls, Zoë, has chin acne. We've been calling her pizza face and zit girl, which confirms the wisdom of us not having actual kids of our own.
Poor Zoe. She is going to write a screenplay about this one day and you are going to be looked at as one of history's greatest monsters. But then it will come out that Zoe stole the idea for the screenplay from another cat and you will be vindicated. But not before selling all of your worldly possessions and moving to a remote island in the South Pacific. Never to be heard from again.

For sale: Kitty litter. Never used.
:lol: Total perfection.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Jul 2022, 10:59am
JennyB wrote:
26 Jul 2022, 10:42am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Jul 2022, 6:02pm
One of our girls, Zoë, has chin acne. We've been calling her pizza face and zit girl, which confirms the wisdom of us not having actual kids of our own.
Poor Zoe. She is going to write a screenplay about this one day and you are going to be looked at as one of history's greatest monsters. But then it will come out that Zoe stole the idea for the screenplay from another cat and you will be vindicated. But not before selling all of your worldly possessions and moving to a remote island in the South Pacific. Never to be heard from again.

For sale: Kitty litter. Never used.
:lol: Total perfection.
Doc is my muse.
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JennyB wrote:
26 Jul 2022, 11:43am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Jul 2022, 10:59am
JennyB wrote:
26 Jul 2022, 10:42am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Jul 2022, 6:02pm
One of our girls, Zoë, has chin acne. We've been calling her pizza face and zit girl, which confirms the wisdom of us not having actual kids of our own.
Poor Zoe. She is going to write a screenplay about this one day and you are going to be looked at as one of history's greatest monsters. But then it will come out that Zoe stole the idea for the screenplay from another cat and you will be vindicated. But not before selling all of your worldly possessions and moving to a remote island in the South Pacific. Never to be heard from again.

For sale: Kitty litter. Never used.
:lol: Total perfection.
Doc is my muse.
The Hemingway modification was superb.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Jul 2022, 11:51am
JennyB wrote:
26 Jul 2022, 11:43am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
26 Jul 2022, 10:59am
JennyB wrote:
26 Jul 2022, 10:42am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
25 Jul 2022, 6:02pm
One of our girls, Zoë, has chin acne. We've been calling her pizza face and zit girl, which confirms the wisdom of us not having actual kids of our own.
Poor Zoe. She is going to write a screenplay about this one day and you are going to be looked at as one of history's greatest monsters. But then it will come out that Zoe stole the idea for the screenplay from another cat and you will be vindicated. But not before selling all of your worldly possessions and moving to a remote island in the South Pacific. Never to be heard from again.

For sale: Kitty litter. Never used.
:lol: Total perfection.
Doc is my muse.
The Hemingway modification was superb.
Jokes about that always work.
Got a Rake? Sure!

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