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He peed at me. I guess if I look at it from a squirrel's perspective, if I had had a landlord who kicked me out immediately but said he'd waive hello when he saw me hanging out in the neighborhood, I'd be like "fuck you, dude."
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tepista wrote:
23 Apr 2020, 1:33pm
He peed at me. I guess if I look at it from a squirrel's perspective, if I had had a landlord who kicked me out immediately but said he'd waive hello when he saw me hanging out in the neighborhood, I'd be like "fuck you, dude."
A squirrel peed at you?

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revbob wrote:
23 Apr 2020, 6:21pm
tepista wrote:
23 Apr 2020, 1:33pm
He peed at me. I guess if I look at it from a squirrel's perspective, if I had had a landlord who kicked me out immediately but said he'd waive hello when he saw me hanging out in the neighborhood, I'd be like "fuck you, dude."
A squirrel peed at you?
Yes, he peed at me.
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tepista wrote:
23 Apr 2020, 6:41pm
revbob wrote:
23 Apr 2020, 6:21pm
tepista wrote:
23 Apr 2020, 1:33pm
He peed at me. I guess if I look at it from a squirrel's perspective, if I had had a landlord who kicked me out immediately but said he'd waive hello when he saw me hanging out in the neighborhood, I'd be like "fuck you, dude."
A squirrel peed at you?
Yes, he peed at me.
What kind of a distance does it have? Or did it pee from above?

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revbob wrote:
23 Apr 2020, 6:45pm
tepista wrote:
23 Apr 2020, 6:41pm
revbob wrote:
23 Apr 2020, 6:21pm
tepista wrote:
23 Apr 2020, 1:33pm
He peed at me. I guess if I look at it from a squirrel's perspective, if I had had a landlord who kicked me out immediately but said he'd waive hello when he saw me hanging out in the neighborhood, I'd be like "fuck you, dude."
A squirrel peed at you?
Yes, he peed at me.
What kind of a distance does it have? Or did it pee from above?
Above, he jumped on our canopy in the back yard and peed through it, at us. It was intentional.
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My squirrels tend to piss on our deck when I throw them peanuts in the morning. It seems to be more when they're shocked by other squirrels.
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tepista wrote:
23 Apr 2020, 7:04pm
revbob wrote:
23 Apr 2020, 6:45pm
tepista wrote:
23 Apr 2020, 6:41pm
revbob wrote:
23 Apr 2020, 6:21pm
tepista wrote:
23 Apr 2020, 1:33pm
He peed at me. I guess if I look at it from a squirrel's perspective, if I had had a landlord who kicked me out immediately but said he'd waive hello when he saw me hanging out in the neighborhood, I'd be like "fuck you, dude."
A squirrel peed at you?
Yes, he peed at me.
What kind of a distance does it have? Or did it pee from above?
Above, he jumped on our canopy in the back yard and peed through it, at us. It was intentional.
They are nasty creatures. Basically bushy tailed tree dwelling rats. If they had the strength they would kill you.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Apr 2020, 7:21pm
My squirrels tend to piss on our deck when I throw them peanuts in the morning. It seems to be more when they're shocked by other squirrels.
Have you tried feeding them poison instead?

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revbob wrote:
23 Apr 2020, 7:23pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
23 Apr 2020, 7:21pm
My squirrels tend to piss on our deck when I throw them peanuts in the morning. It seems to be more when they're shocked by other squirrels.
Have you tried feeding them poison instead?
I dig the little weirdos. They're Canadian, so they don't cause any trouble.
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I saw a cat in the backyard. I told the VHs that we have a cat now, but they did not agree.

I am hoping that it is just a neighbor's outdoor cat.
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Roxy will be in need of a trim come the end of the lockdown. Cute though.
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Here's Scout's before and after. Our groomer is being good about safe distancing practices and the poor mutt was miserable.
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Great pics guys.
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Thanks for the dog photos and updates. All these little bastards are really earning their room and board these days.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
04 May 2020, 1:37pm
Thanks for the dog photos and updates. All these little bastards are really earning their room and board these days.
I imagine that your cats aren't as thrilled with the current situation as my dog is.
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