Forget it. I'd be grabbing a turkey baster instead. Ugh!revbob wrote: ↑18 Apr 2021, 6:44pmI have a friend with some appropriate aged kids and he said he's actually used it.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Apr 2021, 6:40pmI told the Boss about this. Her mother was a nurse and she assured me that it would require a serious emergency for her to suck snot out of her kids' noses.revbob wrote: ↑18 Apr 2021, 6:29pmIf this is a measure of love then I was not loved and neither were my children.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Apr 2021, 5:43pmI can 100% guarantee my mother would never have used that on me or any of my siblings.
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God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
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I expect you to call him snotsucker from now on.revbob wrote: ↑18 Apr 2021, 6:44pmI have a friend with some appropriate aged kids and he said he's actually used it.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Apr 2021, 6:40pmI told the Boss about this. Her mother was a nurse and she assured me that it would require a serious emergency for her to suck snot out of her kids' noses.revbob wrote: ↑18 Apr 2021, 6:29pmIf this is a measure of love then I was not loved and neither were my children.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Apr 2021, 5:43pmI can 100% guarantee my mother would never have used that on me or any of my siblings.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Yeah - when VH, Jr. was a baby, all of the sanctimonious mommy bloggers said this was the only way you can love your child.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Apr 2021, 7:06pmI expect you to call him snotsucker from now on.revbob wrote: ↑18 Apr 2021, 6:44pmI have a friend with some appropriate aged kids and he said he's actually used it.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Apr 2021, 6:40pmI told the Boss about this. Her mother was a nurse and she assured me that it would require a serious emergency for her to suck snot out of her kids' noses.revbob wrote: ↑18 Apr 2021, 6:29pmIf this is a measure of love then I was not loved and neither were my children.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Apr 2021, 5:43pm
I can 100% guarantee my mother would never have used that on me or any of my siblings.
I used the bulb sucker and my kid is fine.
Got a Rake? Sure!
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Jenny ain't no snot sucker!JennyB wrote: ↑19 Apr 2021, 10:07amYeah - when VH, Jr. was a baby, all of the sanctimonious mommy bloggers said this was the only way you can love your child.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Apr 2021, 7:06pmI expect you to call him snotsucker from now on.revbob wrote: ↑18 Apr 2021, 6:44pmI have a friend with some appropriate aged kids and he said he's actually used it.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Apr 2021, 6:40pmI told the Boss about this. Her mother was a nurse and she assured me that it would require a serious emergency for her to suck snot out of her kids' noses.
I used the bulb sucker and my kid is fine.
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That would have been a great Ramones song.revbob wrote: ↑19 Apr 2021, 10:17amJenny ain't no snot sucker!JennyB wrote: ↑19 Apr 2021, 10:07amYeah - when VH, Jr. was a baby, all of the sanctimonious mommy bloggers said this was the only way you can love your child.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Apr 2021, 7:06pmI expect you to call him snotsucker from now on.revbob wrote: ↑18 Apr 2021, 6:44pmI have a friend with some appropriate aged kids and he said he's actually used it.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Apr 2021, 6:40pm
I told the Boss about this. Her mother was a nurse and she assured me that it would require a serious emergency for her to suck snot out of her kids' noses.
I used the bulb sucker and my kid is fine.
Got a Rake? Sure!
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One day … one day he will come to you, his eyes darkened and his upper lip in a curl you'd never seen before, and tell you with an unnerving calm voice: "If you loved me, you would have sucked up my mucous."JennyB wrote: ↑19 Apr 2021, 10:07amYeah - when VH, Jr. was a baby, all of the sanctimonious mommy bloggers said this was the only way you can love your child.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Apr 2021, 7:06pmI expect you to call him snotsucker from now on.revbob wrote: ↑18 Apr 2021, 6:44pmI have a friend with some appropriate aged kids and he said he's actually used it.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Apr 2021, 6:40pmI told the Boss about this. Her mother was a nurse and she assured me that it would require a serious emergency for her to suck snot out of her kids' noses.
I used the bulb sucker and my kid is fine.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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You can bet on it.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑19 Apr 2021, 10:58amOne day … one day he will come to you, his eyes darkened and his upper lip in a curl you'd never seen before, and tell you with an unnerving calm voice: "If you loved me, you would have sucked up my mucous."JennyB wrote: ↑19 Apr 2021, 10:07amYeah - when VH, Jr. was a baby, all of the sanctimonious mommy bloggers said this was the only way you can love your child.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Apr 2021, 7:06pmI expect you to call him snotsucker from now on.revbob wrote: ↑18 Apr 2021, 6:44pmI have a friend with some appropriate aged kids and he said he's actually used it.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑18 Apr 2021, 6:40pm
I told the Boss about this. Her mother was a nurse and she assured me that it would require a serious emergency for her to suck snot out of her kids' noses.
I used the bulb sucker and my kid is fine.
Got a Rake? Sure!
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" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
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" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
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From the neighborhood forum...
Did you purchase chicks (or Turkeys or ducklings) this spring? Are you willing to collect and donate a quart-size freezer bag of soiled bedding material for scientific research? Full-grown chicken bedding also welcome.
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Donate? Okay, Trotsky, lemme tell you about America.
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In my mind its for "scientific research"
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Now that's some very strange fetish stuff right there!revbob wrote: ↑19 Apr 2021, 6:19pmIn my mind its for "scientific research"
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Overhead at the Dr. office today.
"I dont want a sticker, stickers aren't fun".
"I dont want a sticker, stickers aren't fun".
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And how did the nurse respond to the doctor?
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Stickers are fun, you little ingrate. My life went to shit at around the same time I stopped getting little pictures of the sun in shades giving a thumbs up under a rainbow.
28 years old I was.
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For the first time ever, the Boss figured out how to reconfigure the tv and sound bar when going from cable to AppleTV. Her reaction: "I'm liberated now. I'm a feminist."
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