Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
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Congrats mate.
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Fuckin congrats man!Silent Majority wrote: ↑02 Oct 2021, 9:16amGet out the avocado & toast - your boy's just bought a fucking house.
Years of saving for a deposit, moved 200 miles from my London family & home, saved more, got a loan from my wife's grandparents, saved more, waited 8 months through interminable bullshit that fucked the wife's mental health like nobody's business and boom! We own a terraced house in a small town twenty minutes away from Birmingham. Unimaginable dream for my class and generation, only made possible by huge sacrifice and great good luck of knowing people willing to lend us the eye-watering sum required to reach a deposit. Still, fuck the concept of landlordism, we're the masters of our domain. I viewed one (1) house in February and wasn't going to fall into any traps of constant seeking perfection - I liked it and we made the offer then, Time to buy some leopard print purple wall paper and decorate like a haunted sleazy Vegas bachelor pad meets an Irish cottage with a library. We get the keys on my 32nd birthday in four days.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Congratulations, looking forward to seeing some pics of the "leopard print purple wall paper"!Silent Majority wrote: ↑02 Oct 2021, 9:16amGet out the avocado & toast - your boy's just bought a fucking house.
Years of saving for a deposit, moved 200 miles from my London family & home, saved more, got a loan from my wife's grandparents, saved more, waited 8 months through interminable bullshit that fucked the wife's mental health like nobody's business and boom! We own a terraced house in a small town twenty minutes away from Birmingham. Unimaginable dream for my class and generation, only made possible by huge sacrifice and great good luck of knowing people willing to lend us the eye-watering sum required to reach a deposit. Still, fuck the concept of landlordism, we're the masters of our domain. I viewed one (1) house in February and wasn't going to fall into any traps of constant seeking perfection - I liked it and we made the offer then, Time to buy some leopard print purple wall paper and decorate like a haunted sleazy Vegas bachelor pad meets an Irish cottage with a library. We get the keys on my 32nd birthday in four days.
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Well done to you both. Best of luck with your adventure.
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Seriously.
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Hot damn! That’s awesome.Silent Majority wrote: ↑02 Oct 2021, 9:16amGet out the avocado & toast - your boy's just bought a fucking house.
Years of saving for a deposit, moved 200 miles from my London family & home, saved more, got a loan from my wife's grandparents, saved more, waited 8 months through interminable bullshit that fucked the wife's mental health like nobody's business and boom! We own a terraced house in a small town twenty minutes away from Birmingham. Unimaginable dream for my class and generation, only made possible by huge sacrifice and great good luck of knowing people willing to lend us the eye-watering sum required to reach a deposit. Still, fuck the concept of landlordism, we're the masters of our domain. I viewed one (1) house in February and wasn't going to fall into any traps of constant seeking perfection - I liked it and we made the offer then, Time to buy some leopard print purple wall paper and decorate like a haunted sleazy Vegas bachelor pad meets an Irish cottage with a library. We get the keys on my 32nd birthday in four days.
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His descendants will live with the shame of his failure for fifteen generations.Low Down Low wrote: ↑02 Oct 2021, 4:42pm"One 41-year-old German man who received a copy of the letter told the Independent: 'We were quite surprised. I'm sure pay and conditions for HGV drivers have improved, but ultimately I have decided to carry on in my role at an investment bank."
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
There were some people interviewed on TV who responded along the same lines. You know, "I'm quite happy as a teacher at a German school", "I think I'll stick with my job at university" etc. It was simply hilarious.Low Down Low wrote: ↑02 Oct 2021, 4:42pm"One 41-year-old German man who received a copy of the letter told the Independent: 'We were quite surprised. I'm sure pay and conditions for HGV drivers have improved, but ultimately I have decided to carry on in my role at an investment bank."
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Congrats mate!Silent Majority wrote: ↑02 Oct 2021, 9:16amGet out the avocado & toast - your boy's just bought a fucking house.
Years of saving for a deposit, moved 200 miles from my London family & home, saved more, got a loan from my wife's grandparents, saved more, waited 8 months through interminable bullshit that fucked the wife's mental health like nobody's business and boom! We own a terraced house in a small town twenty minutes away from Birmingham. Unimaginable dream for my class and generation, only made possible by huge sacrifice and great good luck of knowing people willing to lend us the eye-watering sum required to reach a deposit. Still, fuck the concept of landlordism, we're the masters of our domain. I viewed one (1) house in February and wasn't going to fall into any traps of constant seeking perfection - I liked it and we made the offer then, Time to buy some leopard print purple wall paper and decorate like a haunted sleazy Vegas bachelor pad meets an Irish cottage with a library. We get the keys on my 32nd birthday in four days.
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Ah, such delectable schadenfreude. We don't even have a word for that in English, so we have to borrow it from the Germans tooOlaf wrote: ↑03 Oct 2021, 3:11amThere were some people interviewed on TV who responded along the same lines. You know, "I'm quite happy as a teacher at a German school", "I think I'll stick with my job at university" etc. It was simply hilarious.Low Down Low wrote: ↑02 Oct 2021, 4:42pm"One 41-year-old German man who received a copy of the letter told the Independent: 'We were quite surprised. I'm sure pay and conditions for HGV drivers have improved, but ultimately I have decided to carry on in my role at an investment bank."
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Honestly the English offer some Germans gainful employment and we're the bad guys.
To be honest the thought of members of Kraftwerk driving HGV's up the M4 did seem cool.
To be honest the thought of members of Kraftwerk driving HGV's up the M4 did seem cool.
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“Ve haf un delivery vor yü. Vere vould yü like dees elektronik beats?”Marky Dread wrote: ↑03 Oct 2021, 8:48amHonestly the English offer some Germans gainful employment and we're the bad guys.
To be honest the thought of members of Kraftwerk driving HGV's up the M4 did seem cool.
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Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑03 Oct 2021, 8:53am“Ve haf un delivery vor yü. Vere vould yü like dees elektronik beats?”Marky Dread wrote: ↑03 Oct 2021, 8:48amHonestly the English offer some Germans gainful employment and we're the bad guys.
To be honest the thought of members of Kraftwerk driving HGV's up the M4 did seem cool.
Dis ees not ze Autobahn.
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
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Same difference.Marky Dread wrote: ↑03 Oct 2021, 9:37amDr. Medulla wrote: ↑03 Oct 2021, 8:53am“Ve haf un delivery vor yü. Vere vould yü like dees elektronik beats?”Marky Dread wrote: ↑03 Oct 2021, 8:48amHonestly the English offer some Germans gainful employment and we're the bad guys.
To be honest the thought of members of Kraftwerk driving HGV's up the M4 did seem cool.
Dis ees not ze Autobahn.
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