Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

[Low Down Low]

In these bracingly tough times, thank fuck for grand old newspapers like the Daily Mail. Nobody need ever starve or go hungry again.

[Dr. Medulla]

In these bracingly tough times, thank fuck for grand old newspapers like the Daily Mail. Nobody need ever starve or go hungry again.

Hang out at the bank. Sometimes rich people drop money and are too polite to pick it up.

[Low Down Low]

In these bracingly tough times, thank fuck for grand old newspapers like the Daily Mail. Nobody need ever starve or go hungry again.

Hang out at the bank. Sometimes rich people drop money and are too polite to pick it up.

Thats a good one, though i find over here most banks and atm machines will already be well patrolled so it might be a good idea to arrive suitably armed - iron bar, knuckleduster etc - in order to clear off any opposition.

[revbob]

Im dealing with a massive spongy aka gypsy shitterpillar outbreak around here.

[Dr. Medulla]

Holy macaroni:

[revbob]

Holy macaroni:

Those guys stuck around a little too long.

[Dr. Medulla]

Holy macaroni:

Those guys stuck around a little too long.

I thought the guy heading back to the desk was going to log out. Security, you see.

[Kory]

An observation: this week is taking fucking forever

[revbob]

People suck

https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/ny ... 1654889907

[weller259]

https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/09/us/geico ... ium=social
I have no words.
Rumor is that the guy was the Geico Gecko.

Um ...................

[tepista]

Holy macaroni:

Those guys stuck around a little too long.

I thought the guy heading back to the desk was going to log out. Security, you see.

Fire or not, I ain't leaving my sunglasses

[Joe Public]

Fire or not, I ain't leaving my sunglasses

Hell no! Damn things are too expensive!

[tepista]

OK, so no one was hurt, thats the main thing. I was driving my wife was in the passenger seat and her brother in the back. I was driving him to a thing in town, and we were gonna get dinner somewhere, and we live on the outskirts. So a fucking deer came out of nowhere, like you see a million times on TV, but this was real life. Wife and I were both covered in glass, but amazingly the only injury was itty-bitty cuts on both our arms. Deer dead, I'll spare you those photos. I honestly can't believe we aren't dead too, and the the deer didn't come straight through the window and break both our necks. I swear I feel like I cheated death.

OK, here's the funny part. It's like 100 degrees so we're outside sweating, and trying not to move much because we're all covered in tiny glass shards, but we were dropping brother off at a leather fetish event, so he has a mesh shirt shit, leather shorts, knee high boots and a Rob Halford hat, so all the cops and lookie-loos were like WTF is going on here!

[Sparky]

OK, so no one was hurt, thats the main thing. I was driving my wife was in the passenger seat and her brother in the back. I was driving him to a thing in town, and we were gonna get dinner somewhere, and we live on the outskirts. So a fucking deer came out of nowhere, like you see a million times on TV, but this was real life. Wife and I were both covered in glass, but amazingly the only injury was itty-bitty cuts on both our arms. Deer dead, I'll spare you those photos. I honestly can't believe we aren't dead too, and the the deer didn't come straight through the window and break both our necks. I swear I feel like I cheated death.

OK, here's the funny part. It's like 100 degrees so we're outside sweating, and trying not to move much because we're all covered in tiny glass shards, but we were dropping brother off at a leather fetish event, so he has a mesh shirt shit, leather shorts, knee high boots and a Rob Halford hat, so all the cops and lookie-loos were like WTF is going on here!

Well I'm glad nobody was hurt, sorry about your car, but I'd love to have seen the looks on the faces of the passersby checking out your brothers attire.

[tepista]

OK, so no one was hurt, thats the main thing. I was driving my wife was in the passenger seat and her brother in the back. I was driving him to a thing in town, and we were gonna get dinner somewhere, and we live on the outskirts. So a fucking deer came out of nowhere, like you see a million times on TV, but this was real life. Wife and I were both covered in glass, but amazingly the only injury was itty-bitty cuts on both our arms. Deer dead, I'll spare you those photos. I honestly can't believe we aren't dead too, and the the deer didn't come straight through the window and break both our necks. I swear I feel like I cheated death.

OK, here's the funny part. It's like 100 degrees so we're outside sweating, and trying not to move much because we're all covered in tiny glass shards, but we were dropping brother off at a leather fetish event, so he has a mesh shirt shit, leather shorts, knee high boots and a Rob Halford hat, so all the cops and lookie-loos were like WTF is going on here!

Well I'm glad nobody was hurt, sorry about your car, but I'd love to have seen the looks on the faces of the passersby checking out your brothers attire.

Oh yeah, thank goodness we were all wearing sunglasses, because we were seriously doused with glass shards, like a glitter-bomb. Again, can't fucking believe there were no injuries. This was Friday, I swear i'm half traumatized!