Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

[Kory]

Some mullet guy called me light in the loafers today.

Were you trying to seduce him?

I might have considered it if he didn't look like his parents had the same parents.

[Dr. Medulla]

Some mullet guy called me light in the loafers today.

Were you trying to seduce him?

I might have considered it if he didn't look like his parents had the same parents.

It's a shame when love is thwarted by obsession with proper breeding.

[Sparky]

Some mullet guy called me light in the loafers today.

Were you trying to seduce him?

I might have considered it if he didn't look like his parents had the same parents.

He might have taken that as a compliment.

[revbob]

Some mullet guy called me light in the loafers today.

Were you trying to seduce him?

Perhaps the other way around.

[Dr. Medulla]

Some mullet guy called me light in the loafers today.

Were you trying to seduce him?

Perhaps the other way around.

Yowza!

[revbob]

There was an electrician at my house sort of against my will and he was listening to UFO podcasts. Now I gotta check his work.

[Dr. Medulla]

There was an electrician at my house sort of against my will and he was listening to UFO podcasts. Now I gotta check his work.

[weller259]

Some mullet guy called me light in the loafers today.

Were you trying to seduce him?

Perhaps the other way around.

OK, I have to say, this cracked me up.

Last year, right gobsmack-dab in the middle of the pandemic, a woman in her mid 40's, a cashier-for-life (you know the type) at the local supermarket whom I had seen often when shopping, one day I was getting groceries and after a hi how you doing greeting, she said to me "you know, when this virus is gone, you should keep wearing a mask."
One thing I know for sure is that she wasn't giving me medical advice, to her its not broccoli, its "brack-lee".
How the hell did I end up in this place lol.

[Sparky]

There was an electrician at my house sort of against my will and he was listening to UFO podcasts. Now I gotta check his work.

Was he singing along to "Lights Out" by chance?

[Dr. Medulla]

Last year, right gobsmack-dab in the middle of the pandemic, a woman in her mid 40's, a cashier-for-life (you know the type) at the local supermarket whom I had seen often when shopping, one day I was getting groceries and after a hi how you doing greeting, she said to me "you know, when this virus is gone, you should keep wearing a mask."
One thing I know for sure is that she wasn't giving me medical advice, to her its not broccoli, its "brack-lee".
How the hell did I end up in this place lol.

Ouch. I remember a tweet from a woman saying that the mask mandate was leveling the playing field for all the 7's out there.

[weller259]

Ouch. I remember a tweet from a woman saying that the mask mandate was leveling the playing field for all the 7's out there.

[Sparky]

Some mullet guy called me light in the loafers today.

Were you trying to seduce him?

Perhaps the other way around.

OK, I have to say, this cracked me up.

Last year, right gobsmack-dab in the middle of the pandemic, a woman in her mid 40's, a cashier-for-life (you know the type) at the local supermarket whom I had seen often when shopping, one day I was getting groceries and after a hi how you doing greeting, she said to me "you know, when this virus is gone, you should keep wearing a mask."
One thing I know for sure is that she wasn't giving me medical advice, to her its not broccoli, its "brack-lee".
How the hell did I end up in this place lol.

Wow, what a charmer, did you recommend she do the same?

[revbob]

Some mullet guy called me light in the loafers today.

Were you trying to seduce him?

Perhaps the other way around.

OK, I have to say, this cracked me up.

Last year, right gobsmack-dab in the middle of the pandemic, a woman in her mid 40's, a cashier-for-life (you know the type) at the local supermarket whom I had seen often when shopping, one day I was getting groceries and after a hi how you doing greeting, she said to me "you know, when this virus is gone, you should keep wearing a mask."
One thing I know for sure is that she wasn't giving me medical advice, to her its not broccoli, its "brack-lee".
How the hell did I end up in this place lol.

She was actually hitting on you.

[weller259]

Some mullet guy called me light in the loafers today.

Were you trying to seduce him?

Perhaps the other way around.

OK, I have to say, this cracked me up.

Last year, right gobsmack-dab in the middle of the pandemic, a woman in her mid 40's, a cashier-for-life (you know the type) at the local supermarket whom I had seen often when shopping, one day I was getting groceries and after a hi how you doing greeting, she said to me "you know, when this virus is gone, you should keep wearing a mask."
One thing I know for sure is that she wasn't giving me medical advice, to her its not broccoli, its "brack-lee".
How the hell did I end up in this place lol.

Wow, what a charmer, did you recommend she do the same?

The "right-out-of-central-casting" new yorker in me wanted to but I chuckled and said "why, thank you" and while I have seen her several times since, I now do the self-checkout if she's there. Besides I save my abuse for situations that truly require it, if I let the new yorker in me out up here there'd be nothing left but torched earth. lol

[Flex]

My little duder has spent the last 5 or so minutes laughing non-stop at me as I make the bed. I think he may have just realized I'm his servant.