I might have considered it if he didn't look like his parents had the same parents.
Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
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It's a shame when love is thwarted by obsession with proper breeding.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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He might have taken that as a compliment.
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
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Perhaps the other way around.
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Yowza!
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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There was an electrician at my house sort of against my will and he was listening to UFO podcasts. Now I gotta check his work.
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"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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OK, I have to say, this cracked me up.
Last year, right gobsmack-dab in the middle of the pandemic, a woman in her mid 40's, a cashier-for-life (you know the type) at the local supermarket whom I had seen often when shopping, one day I was getting groceries and after a hi how you doing greeting, she said to me "you know, when this virus is gone, you should keep wearing a mask."
One thing I know for sure is that she wasn't giving me medical advice, to her its not broccoli, its "brack-lee".
How the hell did I end up in this place lol.
From what I see there's still a little hope
That's if we don't hang from too much rope
That's if we don't hang from too much rope
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Was he singing along to "Lights Out" by chance?
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
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weller259 wrote: ↑12 Aug 2022, 7:31pmLast year, right gobsmack-dab in the middle of the pandemic, a woman in her mid 40's, a cashier-for-life (you know the type) at the local supermarket whom I had seen often when shopping, one day I was getting groceries and after a hi how you doing greeting, she said to me "you know, when this virus is gone, you should keep wearing a mask."
One thing I know for sure is that she wasn't giving me medical advice, to her its not broccoli, its "brack-lee".
How the hell did I end up in this place lol.
Ouch. I remember a tweet from a woman saying that the mask mandate was leveling the playing field for all the 7's out there."I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Aug 2022, 7:48pm
From what I see there's still a little hope
That's if we don't hang from too much rope
That's if we don't hang from too much rope
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Wow, what a charmer, did you recommend she do the same?weller259 wrote: ↑12 Aug 2022, 7:31pmOK, I have to say, this cracked me up.
Last year, right gobsmack-dab in the middle of the pandemic, a woman in her mid 40's, a cashier-for-life (you know the type) at the local supermarket whom I had seen often when shopping, one day I was getting groceries and after a hi how you doing greeting, she said to me "you know, when this virus is gone, you should keep wearing a mask."
One thing I know for sure is that she wasn't giving me medical advice, to her its not broccoli, its "brack-lee".
How the hell did I end up in this place lol.
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
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She was actually hitting on you.weller259 wrote: ↑12 Aug 2022, 7:31pmOK, I have to say, this cracked me up.
Last year, right gobsmack-dab in the middle of the pandemic, a woman in her mid 40's, a cashier-for-life (you know the type) at the local supermarket whom I had seen often when shopping, one day I was getting groceries and after a hi how you doing greeting, she said to me "you know, when this virus is gone, you should keep wearing a mask."
One thing I know for sure is that she wasn't giving me medical advice, to her its not broccoli, its "brack-lee".
How the hell did I end up in this place lol.
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The "right-out-of-central-casting" new yorker in me wanted to but I chuckled and said "why, thank you" and while I have seen her several times since, I now do the self-checkout if she's there. Besides I save my abuse for situations that truly require it, if I let the new yorker in me out up here there'd be nothing left but torched earth. lolSparky wrote: ↑12 Aug 2022, 7:56pmWow, what a charmer, did you recommend she do the same?weller259 wrote: ↑12 Aug 2022, 7:31pmOK, I have to say, this cracked me up.
Last year, right gobsmack-dab in the middle of the pandemic, a woman in her mid 40's, a cashier-for-life (you know the type) at the local supermarket whom I had seen often when shopping, one day I was getting groceries and after a hi how you doing greeting, she said to me "you know, when this virus is gone, you should keep wearing a mask."
One thing I know for sure is that she wasn't giving me medical advice, to her its not broccoli, its "brack-lee".
How the hell did I end up in this place lol.
From what I see there's still a little hope
That's if we don't hang from too much rope
That's if we don't hang from too much rope
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My little duder has spent the last 5 or so minutes laughing non-stop at me as I make the bed. I think he may have just realized I'm his servant.
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