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The racoon has left. The dumb fuck couldn't figure out how he got in, or at least wasn't as ardent to climb over the railing to leave. He finally got thru the space I created for him (and have resealed). Don't come back, dumb ass.

(The tragedy is that I think racoons are fucking adorable.)
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Sep 2022, 8:03pm
The racoon has left. The dumb fuck couldn't figure out how he got in, or at least wasn't as ardent to climb over the railing to leave. He finally got thru the space I created for him (and have resealed). Don't come back, dumb ass.

(The tragedy is that I think racoons are fucking adorable.)
Clearly there's a mutual love of some sort.

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revbob wrote:
12 Sep 2022, 8:26pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Sep 2022, 8:03pm
The racoon has left. The dumb fuck couldn't figure out how he got in, or at least wasn't as ardent to climb over the railing to leave. He finally got thru the space I created for him (and have resealed). Don't come back, dumb ass.

(The tragedy is that I think racoons are fucking adorable.)
Clearly there's a mutual love of some sort.
If their shit wasn't toxic and I knew they were just coming in for the afternoon, I'd be fine, but, sorry, this ain't a flophouse.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Sep 2022, 8:33pm
revbob wrote:
12 Sep 2022, 8:26pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Sep 2022, 8:03pm
The racoon has left. The dumb fuck couldn't figure out how he got in, or at least wasn't as ardent to climb over the railing to leave. He finally got thru the space I created for him (and have resealed). Don't come back, dumb ass.

(The tragedy is that I think racoons are fucking adorable.)
Clearly there's a mutual love of some sort.
If their shit wasn't toxic and I knew they were just coming in for the afternoon, I'd be fine, but, sorry, this ain't a flophouse.
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Flex wrote:
12 Sep 2022, 8:37pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Sep 2022, 8:33pm
revbob wrote:
12 Sep 2022, 8:26pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
12 Sep 2022, 8:03pm
The racoon has left. The dumb fuck couldn't figure out how he got in, or at least wasn't as ardent to climb over the railing to leave. He finally got thru the space I created for him (and have resealed). Don't come back, dumb ass.

(The tragedy is that I think racoons are fucking adorable.)
Clearly there's a mutual love of some sort.
If their shit wasn't toxic and I knew they were just coming in for the afternoon, I'd be fine, but, sorry, this ain't a flophouse.
Your head says no, your heart says "bring me my flautist"
And my stomach obsesses about stickenflavourbars.
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Getting our driveway done—the last off our significant projects—because it's in wretched shape. Rutted and broken and a complete pain in the ass to shovel in the winter. Guys came with pick axes and the asphalt came up like a banana peel. I asked them if that was normal and they laughed and said, no, it's just in that bad a condition. It's a small single-car driveway so they had it peeled off and hauled away in under a couple hours. I have a long day at school tomorrow, but I expect it'll be done when I get back in the evening.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
14 Sep 2022, 5:17pm
Getting our driveway done—the last off our significant projects—because it's in wretched shape. Rutted and broken and a complete pain in the ass to shovel in the winter. Guys came with pick axes and the asphalt came up like a banana peel. I asked them if that was normal and they laughed and said, no, it's just in that bad a condition. It's a small single-car driveway so they had it peeled off and hauled away in under a couple hours. I have a long day at school tomorrow, but I expect it'll be done when I get back in the evening.
The raccoons will be sure to appreciate these upgrades.

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revbob wrote:
14 Sep 2022, 5:47pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
14 Sep 2022, 5:17pm
Getting our driveway done—the last off our significant projects—because it's in wretched shape. Rutted and broken and a complete pain in the ass to shovel in the winter. Guys came with pick axes and the asphalt came up like a banana peel. I asked them if that was normal and they laughed and said, no, it's just in that bad a condition. It's a small single-car driveway so they had it peeled off and hauled away in under a couple hours. I have a long day at school tomorrow, but I expect it'll be done when I get back in the evening.
The raccoons will be sure to appreciate these upgrades.
It's my peace offering.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
14 Sep 2022, 5:17pm
Getting our driveway done—the last off our significant projects—because it's in wretched shape. Rutted and broken and a complete pain in the ass to shovel in the winter. Guys came with pick axes and the asphalt came up like a banana peel. I asked them if that was normal and they laughed and said, no, it's just in that bad a condition. It's a small single-car driveway so they had it peeled off and hauled away in under a couple hours. I have a long day at school tomorrow, but I expect it'll be done when I get back in the evening.
Jealous. That's next on our list. And we have a long ass driveway.
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JennyB wrote:
15 Sep 2022, 11:13am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
14 Sep 2022, 5:17pm
Getting our driveway done—the last off our significant projects—because it's in wretched shape. Rutted and broken and a complete pain in the ass to shovel in the winter. Guys came with pick axes and the asphalt came up like a banana peel. I asked them if that was normal and they laughed and said, no, it's just in that bad a condition. It's a small single-car driveway so they had it peeled off and hauled away in under a couple hours. I have a long day at school tomorrow, but I expect it'll be done when I get back in the evening.
Jealous. That's next on our list. And we have a long ass driveway.
Ours is small—like 18’ x 10’? Even at that, I winced a bit at the price. But everything is more expensive right now, so it is what it is.
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Im in the office yesterday and go to use one of the bathrooms and Im absolutely appalled by the amount of pee on the floor around the toilet and on the toilet. It looked like a daycare had been holding potty training classes there but alas there are only adults in this building.

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revbob wrote:
16 Sep 2022, 7:18am
Im in the office yesterday and go to use one of the bathrooms and Im absolutely appalled by the amount of pee on the floor around the toilet and on the toilet. It looked like a daycare had been holding potty training classes there but alas there are only adults in this building.
I worked as a night (well, evening) janitor for one of the malls in my hometown when I was in high school and can confirm that a notable segment of the public are pigs, intentionally or not. The Boss also worked at a women's clothing store and was stunned by what she had to clean in the change rooms. On more than one occasion it involved shit on the walls or floor.
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