Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
The racoon has left. The dumb fuck couldn't figure out how he got in, or at least wasn't as ardent to climb over the railing to leave. He finally got thru the space I created for him (and have resealed). Don't come back, dumb ass.
(The tragedy is that I think racoons are fucking adorable.)
(The tragedy is that I think racoons are fucking adorable.)
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Clearly there's a mutual love of some sort.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Sep 2022, 8:03pmThe racoon has left. The dumb fuck couldn't figure out how he got in, or at least wasn't as ardent to climb over the railing to leave. He finally got thru the space I created for him (and have resealed). Don't come back, dumb ass.
(The tragedy is that I think racoons are fucking adorable.)
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If their shit wasn't toxic and I knew they were just coming in for the afternoon, I'd be fine, but, sorry, this ain't a flophouse.revbob wrote: ↑12 Sep 2022, 8:26pmClearly there's a mutual love of some sort.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Sep 2022, 8:03pmThe racoon has left. The dumb fuck couldn't figure out how he got in, or at least wasn't as ardent to climb over the railing to leave. He finally got thru the space I created for him (and have resealed). Don't come back, dumb ass.
(The tragedy is that I think racoons are fucking adorable.)
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Your head says no, your heart says "bring me my flautist"Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Sep 2022, 8:33pmIf their shit wasn't toxic and I knew they were just coming in for the afternoon, I'd be fine, but, sorry, this ain't a flophouse.revbob wrote: ↑12 Sep 2022, 8:26pmClearly there's a mutual love of some sort.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Sep 2022, 8:03pmThe racoon has left. The dumb fuck couldn't figure out how he got in, or at least wasn't as ardent to climb over the railing to leave. He finally got thru the space I created for him (and have resealed). Don't come back, dumb ass.
(The tragedy is that I think racoons are fucking adorable.)
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
And my stomach obsesses about stickenflavourbars.Flex wrote: ↑12 Sep 2022, 8:37pmYour head says no, your heart says "bring me my flautist"Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Sep 2022, 8:33pmIf their shit wasn't toxic and I knew they were just coming in for the afternoon, I'd be fine, but, sorry, this ain't a flophouse.revbob wrote: ↑12 Sep 2022, 8:26pmClearly there's a mutual love of some sort.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑12 Sep 2022, 8:03pmThe racoon has left. The dumb fuck couldn't figure out how he got in, or at least wasn't as ardent to climb over the railing to leave. He finally got thru the space I created for him (and have resealed). Don't come back, dumb ass.
(The tragedy is that I think racoons are fucking adorable.)
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Getting our driveway done—the last off our significant projects—because it's in wretched shape. Rutted and broken and a complete pain in the ass to shovel in the winter. Guys came with pick axes and the asphalt came up like a banana peel. I asked them if that was normal and they laughed and said, no, it's just in that bad a condition. It's a small single-car driveway so they had it peeled off and hauled away in under a couple hours. I have a long day at school tomorrow, but I expect it'll be done when I get back in the evening.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
The raccoons will be sure to appreciate these upgrades.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Sep 2022, 5:17pmGetting our driveway done—the last off our significant projects—because it's in wretched shape. Rutted and broken and a complete pain in the ass to shovel in the winter. Guys came with pick axes and the asphalt came up like a banana peel. I asked them if that was normal and they laughed and said, no, it's just in that bad a condition. It's a small single-car driveway so they had it peeled off and hauled away in under a couple hours. I have a long day at school tomorrow, but I expect it'll be done when I get back in the evening.
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It's my peace offering.revbob wrote: ↑14 Sep 2022, 5:47pmThe raccoons will be sure to appreciate these upgrades.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Sep 2022, 5:17pmGetting our driveway done—the last off our significant projects—because it's in wretched shape. Rutted and broken and a complete pain in the ass to shovel in the winter. Guys came with pick axes and the asphalt came up like a banana peel. I asked them if that was normal and they laughed and said, no, it's just in that bad a condition. It's a small single-car driveway so they had it peeled off and hauled away in under a couple hours. I have a long day at school tomorrow, but I expect it'll be done when I get back in the evening.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Jealous. That's next on our list. And we have a long ass driveway.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Sep 2022, 5:17pmGetting our driveway done—the last off our significant projects—because it's in wretched shape. Rutted and broken and a complete pain in the ass to shovel in the winter. Guys came with pick axes and the asphalt came up like a banana peel. I asked them if that was normal and they laughed and said, no, it's just in that bad a condition. It's a small single-car driveway so they had it peeled off and hauled away in under a couple hours. I have a long day at school tomorrow, but I expect it'll be done when I get back in the evening.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Ours is small—like 18’ x 10’? Even at that, I winced a bit at the price. But everything is more expensive right now, so it is what it is.JennyB wrote: ↑15 Sep 2022, 11:13amJealous. That's next on our list. And we have a long ass driveway.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Sep 2022, 5:17pmGetting our driveway done—the last off our significant projects—because it's in wretched shape. Rutted and broken and a complete pain in the ass to shovel in the winter. Guys came with pick axes and the asphalt came up like a banana peel. I asked them if that was normal and they laughed and said, no, it's just in that bad a condition. It's a small single-car driveway so they had it peeled off and hauled away in under a couple hours. I have a long day at school tomorrow, but I expect it'll be done when I get back in the evening.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Im in the office yesterday and go to use one of the bathrooms and Im absolutely appalled by the amount of pee on the floor around the toilet and on the toilet. It looked like a daycare had been holding potty training classes there but alas there are only adults in this building.
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I worked as a night (well, evening) janitor for one of the malls in my hometown when I was in high school and can confirm that a notable segment of the public are pigs, intentionally or not. The Boss also worked at a women's clothing store and was stunned by what she had to clean in the change rooms. On more than one occasion it involved shit on the walls or floor.revbob wrote: ↑16 Sep 2022, 7:18amIm in the office yesterday and go to use one of the bathrooms and Im absolutely appalled by the amount of pee on the floor around the toilet and on the toilet. It looked like a daycare had been holding potty training classes there but alas there are only adults in this building.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft