Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

[Mimi]

DON'T GET ME STARTED ON HEELS, HOOKS!

The most mundane masochism for the illusion of a couple inches. Total madness.

Don't these women know you can get a couple of inches just by wearing Creepers?! Duh! (actually, I have a pair and they are so uncomfortable)

The Boss owns a gorillion shoes but I don't think she has any heels. Mostly the discomfort, I'm sure, but also she's a shortypants and heels aren't going to convince anyone otherwise.

Ali almost never wears heels and when she does they’re still fairly short.

Once the world collectively realized yoga pants look good on about 70% of women, I’m stunned fashion bothered to move forward.

I have a feeling yoga pants are here to stay.

[Dr. Medulla]

The most mundane masochism for the illusion of a couple inches. Total madness.

Don't these women know you can get a couple of inches just by wearing Creepers?! Duh! (actually, I have a pair and they are so uncomfortable)

The Boss owns a gorillion shoes but I don't think she has any heels. Mostly the discomfort, I'm sure, but also she's a shortypants and heels aren't going to convince anyone otherwise.

Ali almost never wears heels and when she does they’re still fairly short.

Once the world collectively realized yoga pants look good on about 70% of women, I’m stunned fashion bothered to move forward.

I have a feeling yoga pants are here to stay.

As a compulsive bum ogler, I'm pleased with that.

[revbob]

Don't these women know you can get a couple of inches just by wearing Creepers?! Duh! (actually, I have a pair and they are so uncomfortable)

The Boss owns a gorillion shoes but I don't think she has any heels. Mostly the discomfort, I'm sure, but also she's a shortypants and heels aren't going to convince anyone otherwise.

Ali almost never wears heels and when she does they’re still fairly short.

Once the world collectively realized yoga pants look good on about 70% of women, I’m stunned fashion bothered to move forward.

I have a feeling yoga pants are here to stay.

As a compulsive bum ogler, I'm pleased with that.

Yeah I'm 70% on board with this.

[Dr. Medulla]

The Boss owns a gorillion shoes but I don't think she has any heels. Mostly the discomfort, I'm sure, but also she's a shortypants and heels aren't going to convince anyone otherwise.

Ali almost never wears heels and when she does they’re still fairly short.

Once the world collectively realized yoga pants look good on about 70% of women, I’m stunned fashion bothered to move forward.

I have a feeling yoga pants are here to stay.

As a compulsive bum ogler, I'm pleased with that.

Yeah I'm 70% on board with this.

Ha! I'm being Pervy Positive here and emphasizing that 70%.

[101Walterton]

DON'T GET ME STARTED ON HEELS, HOOKS!

The most mundane masochism for the illusion of a couple inches. Total madness.

Sorry but I have to disagree about heels. It isn’t about the extra couple of inches height, wearing heels changes the posture and improves the shape of the legs and bum

Disclaimer: I understand they are uncomfortable and cause all manner of health issues - this post was purely a sexist observation on the positives of heels.

[Dr. Medulla]

DON'T GET ME STARTED ON HEELS, HOOKS!

The most mundane masochism for the illusion of a couple inches. Total madness.

Sorry but I have to disagree about heels. It isn’t about the extra couple of inches height, wearing heels changes the posture and improves the shape of the legs and bum

Disclaimer: I understand they are uncomfortable and cause all manner of health issues - this post was purely a sexist observation on the positives of heels.

Never noticed that. Am I clueless or is Wally drunk on dingo wine?

[101Walterton]

DON'T GET ME STARTED ON HEELS, HOOKS!

The most mundane masochism for the illusion of a couple inches. Total madness.

Sorry but I have to disagree about heels. It isn’t about the extra couple of inches height, wearing heels changes the posture and improves the shape of the legs and bum

Disclaimer: I understand they are uncomfortable and cause all manner of health issues - this post was purely a sexist observation on the positives of heels.

Never noticed that. Am I clueless or is Wally drunk on dingo wine?

Butt Lift

Heels make it look like your backside has had a literal lift. Heels cause your pelvis to tilt forward and your lower back to arch slightly.

As a result, your butt looks like it sits higher and might protrude a little more than before. Overall, this makes your butt appear more shapely and perky, but not bulkier.


Body Shape

Heels give your butt, legs, feet and even chest more shape by the way they re-align your body. The arch in your lower back pushes your chest forward, which improves your posture and makes you look curvier.

Your calf muscles contract and shorten, while your thighs tighten; this makes you look slim but toned. At the same time, heels add height, helping to give your body a long and lean appearance.

The higher the heel -- not including the high platform part -- the higher your butt appears to lift. Wearing heels also arches your feet, which has an attractive look and an elongating effect.

Hip Movement

A 2012 study done at the University of Portsmouth found that men consider women more attractive when they walk in heels rather than flat shoes. According to the study, women look more feminine in heels, as it makes them swing their hips and take shorter strides.

As a result, your butt and hips are emphasized when in heels, giving your overall appearance a womanly boost.

[Dr. Medulla]

DON'T GET ME STARTED ON HEELS, HOOKS!

The most mundane masochism for the illusion of a couple inches. Total madness.

Sorry but I have to disagree about heels. It isn’t about the extra couple of inches height, wearing heels changes the posture and improves the shape of the legs and bum

Disclaimer: I understand they are uncomfortable and cause all manner of health issues - this post was purely a sexist observation on the positives of heels.

Never noticed that. Am I clueless or is Wally drunk on dingo wine?

Butt Lift

Heels make it look like your backside has had a literal lift. Heels cause your pelvis to tilt forward and your lower back to arch slightly.

As a result, your butt looks like it sits higher and might protrude a little more than before. Overall, this makes your butt appear more shapely and perky, but not bulkier.


Body Shape

Heels give your butt, legs, feet and even chest more shape by the way they re-align your body. The arch in your lower back pushes your chest forward, which improves your posture and makes you look curvier.

Your calf muscles contract and shorten, while your thighs tighten; this makes you look slim but toned. At the same time, heels add height, helping to give your body a long and lean appearance.

The higher the heel -- not including the high platform part -- the higher your butt appears to lift. Wearing heels also arches your feet, which has an attractive look and an elongating effect.

Hip Movement

A 2012 study done at the University of Portsmouth found that men consider women more attractive when they walk in heels rather than flat shoes. According to the study, women look more feminine in heels, as it makes them swing their hips and take shorter strides.

As a result, your butt and hips are emphasized when in heels, giving your overall appearance a womanly boost.

Your dingo wine addiction is persuasive.

[101Walterton]

The most mundane masochism for the illusion of a couple inches. Total madness.

Sorry but I have to disagree about heels. It isn’t about the extra couple of inches height, wearing heels changes the posture and improves the shape of the legs and bum

Disclaimer: I understand they are uncomfortable and cause all manner of health issues - this post was purely a sexist observation on the positives of heels.

Never noticed that. Am I clueless or is Wally drunk on dingo wine?

Butt Lift

Heels make it look like your backside has had a literal lift. Heels cause your pelvis to tilt forward and your lower back to arch slightly.

As a result, your butt looks like it sits higher and might protrude a little more than before. Overall, this makes your butt appear more shapely and perky, but not bulkier.


Body Shape

Heels give your butt, legs, feet and even chest more shape by the way they re-align your body. The arch in your lower back pushes your chest forward, which improves your posture and makes you look curvier.

Your calf muscles contract and shorten, while your thighs tighten; this makes you look slim but toned. At the same time, heels add height, helping to give your body a long and lean appearance.

The higher the heel -- not including the high platform part -- the higher your butt appears to lift. Wearing heels also arches your feet, which has an attractive look and an elongating effect.

Hip Movement

A 2012 study done at the University of Portsmouth found that men consider women more attractive when they walk in heels rather than flat shoes. According to the study, women look more feminine in heels, as it makes them swing their hips and take shorter strides.

As a result, your butt and hips are emphasized when in heels, giving your overall appearance a womanly boost.

Your dingo wine addiction is persuasive.

Must be the smoke in my eyes!!

[Wolter]

I see Wally already provided the evidence, but yeah. If you even lift yourself onto the balls of your own feet you can see a serious change in the shape of your legs.

[revbob]

I see Wally already provided the evidence, but yeah. If you even lift yourself onto the balls of your own feet you can see a serious change in the shape of your legs.

I won't argue the science.

[101Walterton]

I see Wally already provided the evidence, but yeah. If you even lift yourself onto the balls of your own feet you can see a serious change in the shape of your legs.

I’m not proud of it but yeah.

[JennyB]

I used to wear heels a lot, but I invested in a couple of pairs of Cole Haans. Even the 3-4" ones were comfy. Now the only heels I will wear are of the chunky, stacked variety and, at most, 2". I wear a lot of trousers, and I think they looks stupid with flats.

[Heston]

I see Wally already provided the evidence, but yeah. If you even lift yourself onto the balls of your own feet you can see a serious change in the shape of your legs.

I won't argue the science.

Me neither, getting man on the moon and high heel posture are my two favourite aspects of science.

[101Walterton]

I see Wally already provided the evidence, but yeah. If you even lift yourself onto the balls of your own feet you can see a serious change in the shape of your legs.

I won't argue the science.

Me neither, getting man on the moon and high heel posture are my two favourite aspects of science.

Posture is very important you heard what Sting said.