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Is it possible to ride a unicycle and not be a hipster?

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revbob wrote:
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Is it possible to ride a unicycle and not be a hipster?
You could be a clown in want of a circus...or is that the same thing as a hipster?

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Mimi wrote:
21 Mar 2023, 9:18am
revbob wrote:
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Is it possible to ride a unicycle and not be a hipster?
You could be a clown in want of a circus...or is that the same thing as a hipster?
I think its a failed hipster.

I only bring this up as I saw a guy riding one down the sidewalk this morning. And he had major hipster vibes but then this is Vermont.

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revbob wrote:
21 Mar 2023, 9:49am
Mimi wrote:
21 Mar 2023, 9:18am
revbob wrote:
21 Mar 2023, 9:12am
Is it possible to ride a unicycle and not be a hipster?
You could be a clown in want of a circus...or is that the same thing as a hipster?
I think its a failed hipster.

I only bring this up as I saw a guy riding one down the sidewalk this morning. And he had major hipster vibes but then this is Vermont.
I meant him, not you. God lord what is wrong with my reading/typing skills?!

Anyway, yeah, Vermont.

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revbob wrote:
21 Mar 2023, 9:12am
Is it possible to ride a unicycle and not be a hipster?
Maybe frat hazing? But otherwise, if the person is enjoying it, total hipster who deserves to wipe out.
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Got this in my email this morning. People are finally gonna know.
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revbob wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 7:12am
Got this in my email this morning. People are finally gonna know.
"After reviewing your submission, we have determined that you're a nobody. Maybe try harder this year."
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 7:29am
revbob wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 7:12am
Got this in my email this morning. People are finally gonna know.
"After reviewing your submission, we have determined that you're a nobody. Maybe try harder this year."
Speak for yourself! I'll have you kow they dont just randomly send these out to just anyone.

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revbob wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 7:44am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 7:29am
revbob wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 7:12am
Got this in my email this morning. People are finally gonna know.
"After reviewing your submission, we have determined that you're a nobody. Maybe try harder this year."
Speak for yourself! I'll have you kow they dont just randomly send these out to just anyone.
That reminds me of the spam letter—not an email, but an actual letter—that I received telling me I'd won Spain's national lottery, with the usual request for banking info. I was kind of impressed with that extra effort.
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revbob wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 7:44am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 7:29am
revbob wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 7:12am
Got this in my email this morning. People are finally gonna know.
"After reviewing your submission, we have determined that you're a nobody. Maybe try harder this year."
Speak for yourself! I'll have you kow they dont just randomly send these out to just anyone.
Isn’t that the thing where you pay to put your kid’s name in a book?
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 8:53am
revbob wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 7:44am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 7:29am
revbob wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 7:12am
Got this in my email this morning. People are finally gonna know.
"After reviewing your submission, we have determined that you're a nobody. Maybe try harder this year."
Speak for yourself! I'll have you kow they dont just randomly send these out to just anyone.
Isn’t that the thing where you pay to put your kid’s name in a book?
All these Who's Isn'ts trying to minimize my unique accomplishments that have earned me this honor. :angry:

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revbob wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 9:01am
matedog wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 8:53am
revbob wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 7:44am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 7:29am
revbob wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 7:12am
Got this in my email this morning. People are finally gonna know.
"After reviewing your submission, we have determined that you're a nobody. Maybe try harder this year."
Speak for yourself! I'll have you kow they dont just randomly send these out to just anyone.
Isn’t that the thing where you pay to put your kid’s name in a book?
All these Who's Isn'ts trying to minimize my unique accomplishments that have earned me this honor. :angry:
Marqius Who's Who - probably my least favorite Dr. Seuss character.
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revbob wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 9:01am
matedog wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 8:53am
revbob wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 7:44am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 7:29am
revbob wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 7:12am
Got this in my email this morning. People are finally gonna know.
"After reviewing your submission, we have determined that you're a nobody. Maybe try harder this year."
Speak for yourself! I'll have you kow they dont just randomly send these out to just anyone.
Isn’t that the thing where you pay to put your kid’s name in a book?
All these Who's Isn'ts trying to minimize my unique accomplishments that have earned me this honor. :angry:
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 9:29am
revbob wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 9:01am
matedog wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 8:53am
revbob wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 7:44am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 7:29am


"After reviewing your submission, we have determined that you're a nobody. Maybe try harder this year."
Speak for yourself! I'll have you kow they dont just randomly send these out to just anyone.
Isn’t that the thing where you pay to put your kid’s name in a book?
All these Who's Isn'ts trying to minimize my unique accomplishments that have earned me this honor. :angry:
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Hello,

Just remember you are a unique individual...just like everyone else.

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gkbill wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 9:48am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 9:29am
revbob wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 9:01am
matedog wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 8:53am
revbob wrote:
22 Mar 2023, 7:44am


Speak for yourself! I'll have you kow they dont just randomly send these out to just anyone.
Isn’t that the thing where you pay to put your kid’s name in a book?
All these Who's Isn'ts trying to minimize my unique accomplishments that have earned me this honor. :angry:
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Hello,

Just remember you are a unique individual...just like everyone else.
Bozos like me are a dime a dozen. Just ask pretty much every boss I've ever had.
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