Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
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Is it possible to ride a unicycle and not be a hipster?
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I think its a failed hipster.
I only bring this up as I saw a guy riding one down the sidewalk this morning. And he had major hipster vibes but then this is Vermont.
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I meant him, not you. God lord what is wrong with my reading/typing skills?!
Anyway, yeah, Vermont.
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Maybe frat hazing? But otherwise, if the person is enjoying it, total hipster who deserves to wipe out.
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Got this in my email this morning. People are finally gonna know.
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"After reviewing your submission, we have determined that you're a nobody. Maybe try harder this year."
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Speak for yourself! I'll have you kow they dont just randomly send these out to just anyone.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Mar 2023, 7:29am"After reviewing your submission, we have determined that you're a nobody. Maybe try harder this year."
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That reminds me of the spam letter—not an email, but an actual letter—that I received telling me I'd won Spain's national lottery, with the usual request for banking info. I was kind of impressed with that extra effort.revbob wrote: ↑22 Mar 2023, 7:44amSpeak for yourself! I'll have you kow they dont just randomly send these out to just anyone.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Mar 2023, 7:29am"After reviewing your submission, we have determined that you're a nobody. Maybe try harder this year."
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Isn’t that the thing where you pay to put your kid’s name in a book?revbob wrote: ↑22 Mar 2023, 7:44amSpeak for yourself! I'll have you kow they dont just randomly send these out to just anyone.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Mar 2023, 7:29am"After reviewing your submission, we have determined that you're a nobody. Maybe try harder this year."
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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All these Who's Isn'ts trying to minimize my unique accomplishments that have earned me this honor.matedog wrote: ↑22 Mar 2023, 8:53amIsn’t that the thing where you pay to put your kid’s name in a book?revbob wrote: ↑22 Mar 2023, 7:44amSpeak for yourself! I'll have you kow they dont just randomly send these out to just anyone.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Mar 2023, 7:29am"After reviewing your submission, we have determined that you're a nobody. Maybe try harder this year."
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Marqius Who's Who - probably my least favorite Dr. Seuss character.revbob wrote: ↑22 Mar 2023, 9:01amAll these Who's Isn'ts trying to minimize my unique accomplishments that have earned me this honor.matedog wrote: ↑22 Mar 2023, 8:53amIsn’t that the thing where you pay to put your kid’s name in a book?revbob wrote: ↑22 Mar 2023, 7:44amSpeak for yourself! I'll have you kow they dont just randomly send these out to just anyone.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Mar 2023, 7:29am"After reviewing your submission, we have determined that you're a nobody. Maybe try harder this year."
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revbob wrote: ↑22 Mar 2023, 9:01amAll these Who's Isn'ts trying to minimize my unique accomplishments that have earned me this honor.matedog wrote: ↑22 Mar 2023, 8:53amIsn’t that the thing where you pay to put your kid’s name in a book?revbob wrote: ↑22 Mar 2023, 7:44amSpeak for yourself! I'll have you kow they dont just randomly send these out to just anyone.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Mar 2023, 7:29am"After reviewing your submission, we have determined that you're a nobody. Maybe try harder this year."
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Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Mar 2023, 9:29amrevbob wrote: ↑22 Mar 2023, 9:01amAll these Who's Isn'ts trying to minimize my unique accomplishments that have earned me this honor.matedog wrote: ↑22 Mar 2023, 8:53amIsn’t that the thing where you pay to put your kid’s name in a book?revbob wrote: ↑22 Mar 2023, 7:44amSpeak for yourself! I'll have you kow they dont just randomly send these out to just anyone.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Mar 2023, 7:29am
"After reviewing your submission, we have determined that you're a nobody. Maybe try harder this year."
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Bozos like me are a dime a dozen. Just ask pretty much every boss I've ever had.
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