I honestly can't wait until he dies.
Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
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Question: Is Stormy Daniels the most famous porn actor of all time now?
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She should be.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Mar 2023, 8:07amQuestion: Is Stormy Daniels the most famous porn actor of all time now?
My mom's maiden name is Daniels and she has been claiming her as a relative. She hates Trump THAT much.
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HA!JennyB wrote: ↑31 Mar 2023, 10:54amShe should be.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Mar 2023, 8:07amQuestion: Is Stormy Daniels the most famous porn actor of all time now?
My mom's maiden name is Daniels and she has been claiming her as a relative. She hates Trump THAT much.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Fantastic!JennyB wrote: ↑31 Mar 2023, 10:54amShe should be.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑31 Mar 2023, 8:07amQuestion: Is Stormy Daniels the most famous porn actor of all time now?
My mom's maiden name is Daniels and she has been claiming her as a relative. She hates Trump THAT much.
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Being off twitter for so long now has made me realize that humans have stupid thoughts and opinions.
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Moral of the story: Keep your dumbassery local, not global.
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Just got into an argument with my wife because I referred to change (quarters, dimes etc as crap) in regards to traveling with it to a foreign country. As in "dont bring any of that crap with you." Because you cant use it.
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What if you need to stuff it all in a sock and use it as a weapon? What then, smart guy?
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
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Has anyone noticed how hard it is to crack eggs anymore? It used to be that you'd get a clean crack right across the middle, but nowadays, it like crumbles so you get little flecks of shell all over the place, and the inner membrane usually stays intact as a barrier, which doesn't help anything.
edit: this might be more of a problem with organic eggs maybe. I haven't had big farm ones in a long time.
edit: this might be more of a problem with organic eggs maybe. I haven't had big farm ones in a long time.
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I thought it was my imagination.Kory wrote: ↑21 Apr 2023, 4:50pmHas anyone noticed how hard it is to crack eggs anymore? It used to be that you'd get a clean crack right across the middle, but nowadays, it like crumbles so you get little flecks of shell all over the place, and the inner membrane usually stays intact as a barrier, which doesn't help anything.
edit: this might be more of a problem with organic eggs maybe. I haven't had big farm ones in a long time.
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What kind are you using?Mimi wrote: ↑21 Apr 2023, 5:54pmI thought it was my imagination.Kory wrote: ↑21 Apr 2023, 4:50pmHas anyone noticed how hard it is to crack eggs anymore? It used to be that you'd get a clean crack right across the middle, but nowadays, it like crumbles so you get little flecks of shell all over the place, and the inner membrane usually stays intact as a barrier, which doesn't help anything.
edit: this might be more of a problem with organic eggs maybe. I haven't had big farm ones in a long time.
"Suck our Earth dick, Martians!" —Doc