Gold-plated recommendation for guys: Next time you buy underwear, get the shit with a pouch built into the crotch. I just got some and the shit is comfortable in a way I never would have expected.
What no pics?
Damnit Rev, now you've got me searching for my eye bleach again.
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
Gold-plated recommendation for guys: Next time you buy underwear, get the shit with a pouch built into the crotch. I just got some and the shit is comfortable in a way I never would have expected.
What no pics?
Damnit Rev, now you've got me searching for my eye bleach again.
I don't know what thread this belongs in, but I had never seen this clip before. My sister played if for me last night and while there had been some drinking beforehand, I was in stitches with laughter. Thank god for the internet!
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do." - Oscar Gamble
In our home …
Me (as the Boss flips thru the guide): Hey, Young and Restless. Is Michael Damian still doing that? [checks and learns no, he is not still doing that].
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
It appears as if I am a hockey mom now. When do I get issued a bad haircut and compulsion to speak to the manager?
Speak to the manager? No, you verbally abuse using all your words every individual who is denying your child his due as a god on skates. If your blood pressure is not up 50% by the time oh are escorted out, your are not a hockey parent.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
It appears as if I am a hockey mom now. When do I get issued a bad haircut and compulsion to speak to the manager?
Speak to the manager? No, you verbally abuse using all your words every individual who is denying your child his due as a god on skates. If your blood pressure is not up 50% by the time oh are escorted out, your are not a hockey parent.
Ha! This is going to be a nightmare. At least he is starting really late and the other kids his age will also be starting late, so it's not a competitive team.
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
It appears as if I am a hockey mom now. When do I get issued a bad haircut and compulsion to speak to the manager?
Speak to the manager? No, you verbally abuse using all your words every individual who is denying your child his due as a god on skates. If your blood pressure is not up 50% by the time oh are escorted out, your are not a hockey parent.
Ha! This is going to be a nightmare. At least he is starting really late and the other kids his age will also be starting late, so it's not a competitive team.
Then they’re sitting ducks for your righteous indignation!
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
It appears as if I am a hockey mom now. When do I get issued a bad haircut and compulsion to speak to the manager?
Speak to the manager? No, you verbally abuse using all your words every individual who is denying your child his due as a god on skates. If your blood pressure is not up 50% by the time oh are escorted out, your are not a hockey parent.
Ha! This is going to be a nightmare. At least he is starting really late and the other kids his age will also be starting late, so it's not a competitive team.
Then they’re sitting ducks for your righteous indignation!
I save that for the Missouri legislature.
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
It appears as if I am a hockey mom now. When do I get issued a bad haircut and compulsion to speak to the manager?
Speak to the manager? No, you verbally abuse using all your words every individual who is denying your child his due as a god on skates. If your blood pressure is not up 50% by the time oh are escorted out, your are not a hockey parent.
Ha! This is going to be a nightmare. At least he is starting really late and the other kids his age will also be starting late, so it's not a competitive team.
Then they’re sitting ducks for your righteous indignation!
I save that for the Missouri legislature.
Priorities.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
It appears as if I am a hockey mom now. When do I get issued a bad haircut and compulsion to speak to the manager?
You don't necessarily have to get a bad haircut, costume shops offer mullet wigs you can wear to the games to cheer your son on, then remove when you're headed back in to the civilized world.
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God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
It appears as if I am a hockey mom now. When do I get issued a bad haircut and compulsion to speak to the manager?
You don't necessarily have to get a bad haircut, costume shops offer mullet wigs you can wear to the games to cheer your son on, then remove when you're headed back in to the civilized world.
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
It appears as if I am a hockey mom now. When do I get issued a bad haircut and compulsion to speak to the manager?
Speak to the manager? No, you verbally abuse using all your words every individual who is denying your child his due as a god on skates. If your blood pressure is not up 50% by the time oh are escorted out, your are not a hockey parent.
Ha! This is going to be a nightmare. At least he is starting really late and the other kids his age will also be starting late, so it's not a competitive team.
Hello,
The kids are generally okay with competition. It's the parents who can't handle it.
It appears as if I am a hockey mom now. When do I get issued a bad haircut and compulsion to speak to the manager?
Speak to the manager? No, you verbally abuse using all your words every individual who is denying your child his due as a god on skates. If your blood pressure is not up 50% by the time oh are escorted out, your are not a hockey parent.
Ha! This is going to be a nightmare. At least he is starting really late and the other kids his age will also be starting late, so it's not a competitive team.
Hello,
The kids are generally okay with competition. It's the parents who can't handle it.
A zillion times this. As a kid, pick-up games of any sport were far more fun than the stuff organized by adults (i.e., parents). Once adults are involved, fun gets replaced by winning.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
