Damnit Rev, now you've got me searching for my eye bleach again.revbob wrote: ↑09 Jul 2021, 2:43pmWhat no pics?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Jul 2021, 1:17pmGold-plated recommendation for guys: Next time you buy underwear, get the shit with a pouch built into the crotch. I just got some and the shit is comfortable in a way I never would have expected.
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God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
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Something to occupy your mind tbru your recovery.Sparky wrote: ↑10 Jul 2021, 9:51amDamnit Rev, now you've got me searching for my eye bleach again.revbob wrote: ↑09 Jul 2021, 2:43pmWhat no pics?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑09 Jul 2021, 1:17pmGold-plated recommendation for guys: Next time you buy underwear, get the shit with a pouch built into the crotch. I just got some and the shit is comfortable in a way I never would have expected.
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I don't know what thread this belongs in, but I had never seen this clip before. My sister played if for me last night and while there had been some drinking beforehand, I was in stitches with laughter. Thank god for the internet!
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In our home …
Me (as the Boss flips thru the guide): Hey, Young and Restless. Is Michael Damian still doing that? [checks and learns no, he is not still doing that].
Me (as the Boss flips thru the guide): Hey, Young and Restless. Is Michael Damian still doing that? [checks and learns no, he is not still doing that].
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It appears as if I am a hockey mom now. When do I get issued a bad haircut and compulsion to speak to the manager?
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Speak to the manager? No, you verbally abuse using all your words every individual who is denying your child his due as a god on skates. If your blood pressure is not up 50% by the time oh are escorted out, your are not a hockey parent.
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Ha! This is going to be a nightmare. At least he is starting really late and the other kids his age will also be starting late, so it's not a competitive team.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Jul 2021, 9:43amSpeak to the manager? No, you verbally abuse using all your words every individual who is denying your child his due as a god on skates. If your blood pressure is not up 50% by the time oh are escorted out, your are not a hockey parent.
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Then they’re sitting ducks for your righteous indignation!JennyB wrote: ↑14 Jul 2021, 9:51amHa! This is going to be a nightmare. At least he is starting really late and the other kids his age will also be starting late, so it's not a competitive team.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Jul 2021, 9:43amSpeak to the manager? No, you verbally abuse using all your words every individual who is denying your child his due as a god on skates. If your blood pressure is not up 50% by the time oh are escorted out, your are not a hockey parent.
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I save that for the Missouri legislature.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Jul 2021, 9:56amThen they’re sitting ducks for your righteous indignation!JennyB wrote: ↑14 Jul 2021, 9:51amHa! This is going to be a nightmare. At least he is starting really late and the other kids his age will also be starting late, so it's not a competitive team.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Jul 2021, 9:43amSpeak to the manager? No, you verbally abuse using all your words every individual who is denying your child his due as a god on skates. If your blood pressure is not up 50% by the time oh are escorted out, your are not a hockey parent.
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Priorities.JennyB wrote: ↑14 Jul 2021, 10:13amI save that for the Missouri legislature.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Jul 2021, 9:56amThen they’re sitting ducks for your righteous indignation!JennyB wrote: ↑14 Jul 2021, 9:51amHa! This is going to be a nightmare. At least he is starting really late and the other kids his age will also be starting late, so it's not a competitive team.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Jul 2021, 9:43amSpeak to the manager? No, you verbally abuse using all your words every individual who is denying your child his due as a god on skates. If your blood pressure is not up 50% by the time oh are escorted out, your are not a hockey parent.
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You don't necessarily have to get a bad haircut, costume shops offer mullet wigs you can wear to the games to cheer your son on, then remove when you're headed back in to the civilized world.
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Got a Rake? Sure!
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" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
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" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
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I can put you in touch with some serious hockey moms so you can pick up some pointers
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Hello,JennyB wrote: ↑14 Jul 2021, 9:51amHa! This is going to be a nightmare. At least he is starting really late and the other kids his age will also be starting late, so it's not a competitive team.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Jul 2021, 9:43amSpeak to the manager? No, you verbally abuse using all your words every individual who is denying your child his due as a god on skates. If your blood pressure is not up 50% by the time oh are escorted out, your are not a hockey parent.
The kids are generally okay with competition. It's the parents who can't handle it.
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A zillion times this. As a kid, pick-up games of any sport were far more fun than the stuff organized by adults (i.e., parents). Once adults are involved, fun gets replaced by winning.gkbill wrote: ↑14 Jul 2021, 4:49pmHello,JennyB wrote: ↑14 Jul 2021, 9:51amHa! This is going to be a nightmare. At least he is starting really late and the other kids his age will also be starting late, so it's not a competitive team.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑14 Jul 2021, 9:43amSpeak to the manager? No, you verbally abuse using all your words every individual who is denying your child his due as a god on skates. If your blood pressure is not up 50% by the time oh are escorted out, your are not a hockey parent.
The kids are generally okay with competition. It's the parents who can't handle it.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft