Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

[revbob]

I stopped at a gas station yesterday and went to use the bathroom. There were two one said occupied and the other said available on the door. There was one woman waiting nearby but I figured she's just waiting for someone she knew. So I open the door of the available bathroom and walk in and there's a woman there taking care of business. She screams, I yell sorry and walk out. And there's her friend still standing there and she says "this happens all the time she always forgets to lock the door".

[tepista]

I stopped at a gas station yesterday and went to use the bathroom. There were two one said occupied and the other said available on the door. There was one woman waiting nearby but I figured she's just waiting for someone she knew. So I open the door of the available bathroom and walk in and there's a woman there taking care of business. She screams, I yell sorry and walk out. And there's her friend still standing there and she says "this happens all the time she always forgets to lock the door".

and she didn't bother to say "someone's in there" awesome.

[revbob]

I stopped at a gas station yesterday and went to use the bathroom. There were two one said occupied and the other said available on the door. There was one woman waiting nearby but I figured she's just waiting for someone she knew. So I open the door of the available bathroom and walk in and there's a woman there taking care of business. She screams, I yell sorry and walk out. And there's her friend still standing there and she says "this happens all the time she always forgets to lock the door".

and she didn't bother to say "someone's in there" awesome.

Exactly like she was trying to teach her a lesson or something

[Dr. Medulla]

I stopped at a gas station yesterday and went to use the bathroom. There were two one said occupied and the other said available on the door. There was one woman waiting nearby but I figured she's just waiting for someone she knew. So I open the door of the available bathroom and walk in and there's a woman there taking care of business. She screams, I yell sorry and walk out. And there's her friend still standing there and she says "this happens all the time she always forgets to lock the door".

and she didn't bother to say "someone's in there" awesome.

Exactly like she was trying to teach her a lesson or something

You were this close to writing your story to Penthouse instead of us.

[BostonBeaneater]

I stopped at a gas station yesterday and went to use the bathroom. There were two one said occupied and the other said available on the door. There was one woman waiting nearby but I figured she's just waiting for someone she knew. So I open the door of the available bathroom and walk in and there's a woman there taking care of business. She screams, I yell sorry and walk out. And there's her friend still standing there and she says "this happens all the time she always forgets to lock the door".

and she didn't bother to say "someone's in there" awesome.

Exactly like she was trying to teach her a lesson or something

You were this close to writing your story to Penthouse instead of us.

I always know after a similar experience. People are so strange.

[ohsoso]

pretty fab modernistic graphic design on them gitanes from france.

[Kory]

pretty fab modernistic graphic design on them gitanes from france.

I do believe that might be good ol' Helvetica.

[ohsoso]

pretty fab modernistic graphic design on them gitanes from france.

I do believe that might be good ol' Helvetica.

yup, still works. will need some refinement on the copy - i need a new angle from the a bit boring 'cigarettes cause impotence' to get me really hooked.

[Kory]

pretty fab modernistic graphic design on them gitanes from france.

I do believe that might be good ol' Helvetica.

yup, still works. will need some refinement on the copy - i need a new angle from the a bit boring 'cigarettes cause impotence' to get me really hooked.

I wonder how verbally graphic they are allowed to be—I suppose there must be decency guidelines or something. Like I wonder if they could say "smoking will cause your lungs to fall through your anus."

[Dr. Medulla]

pretty fab modernistic graphic design on them gitanes from france.

I do believe that might be good ol' Helvetica.

yup, still works. will need some refinement on the copy - i need a new angle from the a bit boring 'cigarettes cause impotence' to get me really hooked.

I wonder how verbally graphic they are allowed to be—I suppose there must be decency guidelines or something. Like I wonder if they could say "smoking will cause your lungs to fall through your anus."

It's Canada—as long as it's in English and French, anything goes.

[ohsoso]

pretty fab modernistic graphic design on them gitanes from france.

I do believe that might be good ol' Helvetica.

yup, still works. will need some refinement on the copy - i need a new angle from the a bit boring 'cigarettes cause impotence' to get me really hooked.

I wonder how verbally graphic they are allowed to be—I suppose there must be decency guidelines or something. Like I wonder if they could say "smoking will cause your lungs to fall through your anus."

It's Canada—as long as it's in English and French, anything goes.

dunno, something like 'these fags are gonna make midgets fuck god up in the ass' might do it for me. but who am i to tell.

[Kory]

I do believe that might be good ol' Helvetica.

yup, still works. will need some refinement on the copy - i need a new angle from the a bit boring 'cigarettes cause impotence' to get me really hooked.

I wonder how verbally graphic they are allowed to be—I suppose there must be decency guidelines or something. Like I wonder if they could say "smoking will cause your lungs to fall through your anus."

It's Canada—as long as it's in English and French, anything goes.

dunno, something like 'these fags are gonna make midgets fuck god up in the ass' might do it for me. but who am i to tell.

That makes me WANT to smoke

[Dr. Medulla]

I do believe that might be good ol' Helvetica.

yup, still works. will need some refinement on the copy - i need a new angle from the a bit boring 'cigarettes cause impotence' to get me really hooked.

I wonder how verbally graphic they are allowed to be—I suppose there must be decency guidelines or something. Like I wonder if they could say "smoking will cause your lungs to fall through your anus."

It's Canada—as long as it's in English and French, anything goes.

dunno, something like 'these fags are gonna make midgets fuck god up in the ass' might do it for me. but who am i to tell.

Truth in advertising might demand proof …

[Kory]

I'm in the middle of reading this article about the Adidas Samba and I can't tell if it's satire: https://archive.ph/uy6gC

If it's real, it's the truest evidence that we already live in a dystopia.

[Flex]

I'm in the middle of reading this article about the Adidas Samba and I can't tell if it's satire: https://archive.ph/uy6gC

Thanks, I hated it.

(I've been a samba wearer for years and no one has stopped me and congratulated me on my trendsetting, the bastards)