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Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
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"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Why else would a person have puppy breath?
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So leaving the stow parking lot earlier, carefully watching as I back out looking all around and checking the rear camera. Just as Im about to turn and pull forward boom. Someone just pulls out and hits me. I get out my car looks fine, her Audi looks not sp good, no bumper and scratched up in the back (not her first rodeo). She's all apologetic and invites me to go to the bar for a drink. I politely declined.
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Damn, that sounds like the set-up to a Law and Order episode. Which one of you is found dismembered in the gym bag is an open question, tho.revbob wrote: ↑29 Apr 2022, 6:00pmSo leaving the stow parking lot earlier, carefully watching as I back out looking all around and checking the rear camera. Just as Im about to turn and pull forward boom. Someone just pulls out and hits me. I get out my car looks fine, her Audi looks not sp good, no bumper and scratched up in the back (not her first rodeo). She's all apologetic and invites me to go to the bar for a drink. I politely declined.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Because its Vt, those alarms didn't go off in my head but Ive been approached for what were to me many obvious setups over the years.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑29 Apr 2022, 6:11pmDamn, that sounds like the set-up to a Law and Order episode. Which one of you is found dismembered in the gym bag is an open question, tho.revbob wrote: ↑29 Apr 2022, 6:00pmSo leaving the stow parking lot earlier, carefully watching as I back out looking all around and checking the rear camera. Just as Im about to turn and pull forward boom. Someone just pulls out and hits me. I get out my car looks fine, her Audi looks not sp good, no bumper and scratched up in the back (not her first rodeo). She's all apologetic and invites me to go to the bar for a drink. I politely declined.
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"I never thought it would happen to me," begins the Penthouse Forum story.revbob wrote: ↑29 Apr 2022, 6:23pmBecause its Vt, those alarms didn't go off in my head but Ive been approached for what were to me many obvious setups over the years.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑29 Apr 2022, 6:11pmDamn, that sounds like the set-up to a Law and Order episode. Which one of you is found dismembered in the gym bag is an open question, tho.revbob wrote: ↑29 Apr 2022, 6:00pmSo leaving the stow parking lot earlier, carefully watching as I back out looking all around and checking the rear camera. Just as Im about to turn and pull forward boom. Someone just pulls out and hits me. I get out my car looks fine, her Audi looks not sp good, no bumper and scratched up in the back (not her first rodeo). She's all apologetic and invites me to go to the bar for a drink. I politely declined.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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A guy I used to work with had a story like that, he got rear ended on the LA freeway and she broke her headlights so he had her follow him back to his place, they got high and he rear ended her.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑29 Apr 2022, 6:35pm"I never thought it would happen to me," begins the Penthouse Forum story.revbob wrote: ↑29 Apr 2022, 6:23pmBecause its Vt, those alarms didn't go off in my head but Ive been approached for what were to me many obvious setups over the years.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑29 Apr 2022, 6:11pmDamn, that sounds like the set-up to a Law and Order episode. Which one of you is found dismembered in the gym bag is an open question, tho.revbob wrote: ↑29 Apr 2022, 6:00pmSo leaving the stow parking lot earlier, carefully watching as I back out looking all around and checking the rear camera. Just as Im about to turn and pull forward boom. Someone just pulls out and hits me. I get out my car looks fine, her Audi looks not sp good, no bumper and scratched up in the back (not her first rodeo). She's all apologetic and invites me to go to the bar for a drink. I politely declined.
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Bill and Hillary are a true love story, yes.revbob wrote: ↑29 Apr 2022, 7:26pmA guy I used to work with had a story like that, he got rear ended on the LA freeway and she broke her headlights so he had her follow him back to his place, they got high and he rear ended her.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑29 Apr 2022, 6:35pm"I never thought it would happen to me," begins the Penthouse Forum story.revbob wrote: ↑29 Apr 2022, 6:23pmBecause its Vt, those alarms didn't go off in my head but Ive been approached for what were to me many obvious setups over the years.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑29 Apr 2022, 6:11pmDamn, that sounds like the set-up to a Law and Order episode. Which one of you is found dismembered in the gym bag is an open question, tho.revbob wrote: ↑29 Apr 2022, 6:00pmSo leaving the stow parking lot earlier, carefully watching as I back out looking all around and checking the rear camera. Just as Im about to turn and pull forward boom. Someone just pulls out and hits me. I get out my car looks fine, her Audi looks not sp good, no bumper and scratched up in the back (not her first rodeo). She's all apologetic and invites me to go to the bar for a drink. I politely declined.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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I feel bad now because she drove a German car. I could have been partly responsible for revbob's dismemberment.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑29 Apr 2022, 6:11pmDamn, that sounds like the set-up to a Law and Order episode. Which one of you is found dismembered in the gym bag is an open question, tho.revbob wrote: ↑29 Apr 2022, 6:00pmSo leaving the stow parking lot earlier, carefully watching as I back out looking all around and checking the rear camera. Just as Im about to turn and pull forward boom. Someone just pulls out and hits me. I get out my car looks fine, her Audi looks not sp good, no bumper and scratched up in the back (not her first rodeo). She's all apologetic and invites me to go to the bar for a drink. I politely declined.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?
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The name blank in that entry for your cv remains unfilled.Olaf wrote: ↑30 Apr 2022, 1:52amI feel bad now because she drove a German car. I could have been partly responsible for revbob's dismemberment.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑29 Apr 2022, 6:11pmDamn, that sounds like the set-up to a Law and Order episode. Which one of you is found dismembered in the gym bag is an open question, tho.revbob wrote: ↑29 Apr 2022, 6:00pmSo leaving the stow parking lot earlier, carefully watching as I back out looking all around and checking the rear camera. Just as Im about to turn and pull forward boom. Someone just pulls out and hits me. I get out my car looks fine, her Audi looks not sp good, no bumper and scratched up in the back (not her first rodeo). She's all apologetic and invites me to go to the bar for a drink. I politely declined.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Damn I should have name dropped you, just imagine the look on her face.Olaf wrote: ↑30 Apr 2022, 1:52amI feel bad now because she drove a German car. I could have been partly responsible for revbob's dismemberment.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑29 Apr 2022, 6:11pmDamn, that sounds like the set-up to a Law and Order episode. Which one of you is found dismembered in the gym bag is an open question, tho.revbob wrote: ↑29 Apr 2022, 6:00pmSo leaving the stow parking lot earlier, carefully watching as I back out looking all around and checking the rear camera. Just as Im about to turn and pull forward boom. Someone just pulls out and hits me. I get out my car looks fine, her Audi looks not sp good, no bumper and scratched up in the back (not her first rodeo). She's all apologetic and invites me to go to the bar for a drink. I politely declined.
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Oh yeah. And told her to get a Mercedes next time.revbob wrote: ↑30 Apr 2022, 7:33amDamn I should have name dropped you, just imagine the look on her face.Olaf wrote: ↑30 Apr 2022, 1:52amI feel bad now because she drove a German car. I could have been partly responsible for revbob's dismemberment.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑29 Apr 2022, 6:11pmDamn, that sounds like the set-up to a Law and Order episode. Which one of you is found dismembered in the gym bag is an open question, tho.revbob wrote: ↑29 Apr 2022, 6:00pmSo leaving the stow parking lot earlier, carefully watching as I back out looking all around and checking the rear camera. Just as Im about to turn and pull forward boom. Someone just pulls out and hits me. I get out my car looks fine, her Audi looks not sp good, no bumper and scratched up in the back (not her first rodeo). She's all apologetic and invites me to go to the bar for a drink. I politely declined.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?
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I offered to help a friend move into his new digs. We loaded up the uhaul and got to his new building with his fifth floor apartment amd the fucking elevator is broken. Yeah!!
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That sucks....
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung