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Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Sep 2022, 7:50am
revbob wrote:
16 Sep 2022, 7:18am
Im in the office yesterday and go to use one of the bathrooms and Im absolutely appalled by the amount of pee on the floor around the toilet and on the toilet. It looked like a daycare had been holding potty training classes there but alas there are only adults in this building.
I worked as a night (well, evening) janitor for one of the malls in my hometown when I was in high school and can confirm that a notable segment of the public are pigs, intentionally or not. The Boss also worked at a women's clothing store and was stunned by what she had to clean in the change rooms. On more than one occasion it involved shit on the walls or floor.
Yeah, again this is work so its not kids holding it in to the last second, and people shouldn't be drunk and the toilet openings present a large enough openig that getting a stream of piss in there shouldn't be a challenge.

I worked in a campground in high school and part of my duties was cleaning the bathrooms/outhouses so yeah Ive seen the worst of it.

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revbob wrote:
16 Sep 2022, 8:24am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Sep 2022, 7:50am
revbob wrote:
16 Sep 2022, 7:18am
Im in the office yesterday and go to use one of the bathrooms and Im absolutely appalled by the amount of pee on the floor around the toilet and on the toilet. It looked like a daycare had been holding potty training classes there but alas there are only adults in this building.
I worked as a night (well, evening) janitor for one of the malls in my hometown when I was in high school and can confirm that a notable segment of the public are pigs, intentionally or not. The Boss also worked at a women's clothing store and was stunned by what she had to clean in the change rooms. On more than one occasion it involved shit on the walls or floor.
Yeah, again this is work so its not kids holding it in to the last second, and people shouldn't be drunk and the toilet openings present a large enough openig that getting a stream of piss in there shouldn't be a challenge.

I worked in a campground in high school and part of my duties was cleaning the bathrooms/outhouses so yeah Ive seen the worst of it.
You could put up sign in the bathroom telling people that if they can't control their wing wang, they should think about becoming sitters.
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My partner and I are New York City-ophiles and we try and get out there on a regular basis. Just returned from a visit last weekend and one thing I keep thinking about is how the NYC Subway is horrible and awesome at the same time. It's unlike any subway I've ever experienced anywhere else: the stations are shabby (though you can see they used to look nice, well, at least some of them) and cave-like. They're too hot in summer and too cold in winter. They leak when it rains. The signage is terrible. Want to know when the next train is coming? Good luck. The station layouts are confusing - sometimes you have to really hike to make a transfer. That said, they keep the city moving. We'd never consider another method of transportation when visiting.
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I just figured out why one the driveway dudes looks familiar. He looks a whole lot like Dutch from Soap:
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Two observations:
1. The Oktoberfest started today.
2. Bavaria is hell.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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Olaf wrote:
17 Sep 2022, 8:31am
Two observations:
1. The Oktoberfest started today.
2. Bavaria is hell.
Oh, you have Oktoberfest over there as well?

http://oktoberfest-dublin.de/

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Low Down Low wrote:
17 Sep 2022, 12:26pm
Olaf wrote:
17 Sep 2022, 8:31am
Two observations:
1. The Oktoberfest started today.
2. Bavaria is hell.
Oh, you have Oktoberfest over there as well?

http://oktoberfest-dublin.de/
Yeah, weil. I guess hell is a traveling circus.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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The pictures on that site looked all too familiar. I was too scared to click on the video.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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Olaf wrote:
17 Sep 2022, 12:48pm
The pictures on that site looked all too familiar. I was too scared to click on the video.
No idea what it's like, horrid i assume. Actually quite proud of myaelf thar the time i lived in munich, when it came to oktoberfest, like a proper munchener, i fucked off to greece for 2 weeks. Mostly at the insistence of the local guy i was sharing a flat with, but I'll take it anyway!

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Low Down Low wrote:
17 Sep 2022, 12:26pm
Olaf wrote:
17 Sep 2022, 8:31am
Two observations:
1. The Oktoberfest started today.
2. Bavaria is hell.
Oh, you have Oktoberfest over there as well?

http://oktoberfest-dublin.de/
Oh c'mon, how is it not called O'Ktoberfest?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Sep 2022, 2:16pm
Low Down Low wrote:
17 Sep 2022, 12:26pm
Olaf wrote:
17 Sep 2022, 8:31am
Two observations:
1. The Oktoberfest started today.
2. Bavaria is hell.
Oh, you have Oktoberfest over there as well?

http://oktoberfest-dublin.de/
Oh c'mon, how is it not called O'Ktoberfest?
Should be alright. Or Micktoberfest.

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Low Down Low wrote:
17 Sep 2022, 2:36pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Sep 2022, 2:16pm
Low Down Low wrote:
17 Sep 2022, 12:26pm
Olaf wrote:
17 Sep 2022, 8:31am
Two observations:
1. The Oktoberfest started today.
2. Bavaria is hell.
Oh, you have Oktoberfest over there as well?

http://oktoberfest-dublin.de/
Oh c'mon, how is it not called O'Ktoberfest?
Should be alright. Or Micktoberfest.
Hello,

Pota-toberfest?

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gkbill wrote:
17 Sep 2022, 2:38pm
Low Down Low wrote:
17 Sep 2022, 2:36pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Sep 2022, 2:16pm
Low Down Low wrote:
17 Sep 2022, 12:26pm
Olaf wrote:
17 Sep 2022, 8:31am
Two observations:
1. The Oktoberfest started today.
2. Bavaria is hell.
Oh, you have Oktoberfest over there as well?

http://oktoberfest-dublin.de/
Oh c'mon, how is it not called O'Ktoberfest?
Should be alright. Or Micktoberfest.
Hello,

Pota-toberfest?
Yes, would be a spudtacular occasion!

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WestwayKid wrote:
16 Sep 2022, 1:08pm
My partner and I are New York City-ophiles and we try and get out there on a regular basis. Just returned from a visit last weekend and one thing I keep thinking about is how the NYC Subway is horrible and awesome at the same time. It's unlike any subway I've ever experienced anywhere else: the stations are shabby (though you can see they used to look nice, well, at least some of them) and cave-like. They're too hot in summer and too cold in winter. They leak when it rains. The signage is terrible. Want to know when the next train is coming? Good luck. The station layouts are confusing - sometimes you have to really hike to make a transfer. That said, they keep the city moving. We'd never consider another method of transportation when visiting.
I’m also an NYC lover but I prefer to walk everywhere, there’s so many weird things to stumble across that I’d have missed on the subway.
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Kory wrote:
17 Sep 2022, 8:58pm
WestwayKid wrote:
16 Sep 2022, 1:08pm
My partner and I are New York City-ophiles and we try and get out there on a regular basis. Just returned from a visit last weekend and one thing I keep thinking about is how the NYC Subway is horrible and awesome at the same time. It's unlike any subway I've ever experienced anywhere else: the stations are shabby (though you can see they used to look nice, well, at least some of them) and cave-like. They're too hot in summer and too cold in winter. They leak when it rains. The signage is terrible. Want to know when the next train is coming? Good luck. The station layouts are confusing - sometimes you have to really hike to make a transfer. That said, they keep the city moving. We'd never consider another method of transportation when visiting.
I’m also an NYC lover but I prefer to walk everywhere, there’s so many weird things to stumble across that I’d have missed on the subway.
That's the Boss and I. And that's something we love about New York, that it's full of pedestrians, people who know how to walk out in public.
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