Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
-
Low Down Low
- Unknown Immortal
- Posts: 5025
- Joined: 21 Aug 2014, 9:08am
Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
In these bracingly tough times, thank fuck for grand old newspapers like the Daily Mail. Nobody need ever starve or go hungry again.
- Dr. Medulla
- Atheistic Epileptic
- Posts: 116685
- Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:00pm
- Location: Straight Banana, Idaho
Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Hang out at the bank. Sometimes rich people drop money and are too polite to pick it up.Low Down Low wrote: ↑24 May 2022, 11:15amIn these bracingly tough times, thank fuck for grand old newspapers like the Daily Mail. Nobody need ever starve or go hungry again.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
-
Low Down Low
- Unknown Immortal
- Posts: 5025
- Joined: 21 Aug 2014, 9:08am
Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Thats a good one, though i find over here most banks and atm machines will already be well patrolled so it might be a good idea to arrive suitably armed - iron bar, knuckleduster etc - in order to clear off any opposition.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑24 May 2022, 11:20amHang out at the bank. Sometimes rich people drop money and are too polite to pick it up.Low Down Low wrote: ↑24 May 2022, 11:15amIn these bracingly tough times, thank fuck for grand old newspapers like the Daily Mail. Nobody need ever starve or go hungry again.
Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Im dealing with a massive spongy aka gypsy shitterpillar outbreak around here.
- Dr. Medulla
- Atheistic Epileptic
- Posts: 116685
- Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:00pm
- Location: Straight Banana, Idaho
Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Holy macaroni:
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Those guys stuck around a little too long.
- Dr. Medulla
- Atheistic Epileptic
- Posts: 116685
- Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:00pm
- Location: Straight Banana, Idaho
Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
I thought the guy heading back to the desk was going to log out. Security, you see.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
An observation: this week is taking fucking forever
"Suck our Earth dick, Martians!" —Doc
- weller259
- Pitch Clock Appreciator
- Posts: 1136
- Joined: 21 Oct 2008, 7:59pm
- Location: He's A Real Nowhere Man, Sitting In His Nowhere Land
Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/09/us/geico ... ium=social
I have no words.
Rumor is that the guy was the Geico Gecko.
Um ...................
I have no words.
Rumor is that the guy was the Geico Gecko.
Um ...................
From what I see there's still a little hope
That's if we don't hang from too much rope
That's if we don't hang from too much rope
- tepista
- Foul-Mouthed Werewolf
- Posts: 37917
- Joined: 16 Jun 2008, 11:25am
- Location: Livin on a fault line, Waiting on the big one
Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Fire or not, I ain't leaving my sunglassesDr. Medulla wrote: ↑06 Jun 2022, 7:37amI thought the guy heading back to the desk was going to log out. Security, you see.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
- Joe Public
- Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Rolla
- Posts: 518
- Joined: 16 Oct 2008, 1:11am
- Location: Instagram: @strangelovecraft
Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Hell no! Damn things are too expensive!
You gotta give the people something good to read...
- tepista
- Foul-Mouthed Werewolf
- Posts: 37917
- Joined: 16 Jun 2008, 11:25am
- Location: Livin on a fault line, Waiting on the big one
Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
OK, so no one was hurt, thats the main thing. I was driving my wife was in the passenger seat and her brother in the back. I was driving him to a thing in town, and we were gonna get dinner somewhere, and we live on the outskirts. So a fucking deer came out of nowhere, like you see a million times on TV, but this was real life. Wife and I were both covered in glass, but amazingly the only injury was itty-bitty cuts on both our arms. Deer dead, I'll spare you those photos. I honestly can't believe we aren't dead too, and the the deer didn't come straight through the window and break both our necks. I swear I feel like I cheated death.
OK, here's the funny part. It's like 100 degrees so we're outside sweating, and trying not to move much because we're all covered in tiny glass shards, but we were dropping brother off at a leather fetish event, so he has a mesh shirt shit, leather shorts, knee high boots and a Rob Halford hat, so all the cops and lookie-loos were like WTF is going on here!
OK, here's the funny part. It's like 100 degrees so we're outside sweating, and trying not to move much because we're all covered in tiny glass shards, but we were dropping brother off at a leather fetish event, so he has a mesh shirt shit, leather shorts, knee high boots and a Rob Halford hat, so all the cops and lookie-loos were like WTF is going on here!
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Well I'm glad nobody was hurt, sorry about your car, but I'd love to have seen the looks on the faces of the passersby checking out your brothers attire.tepista wrote: ↑14 Jun 2022, 2:56pmOK, so no one was hurt, thats the main thing. I was driving my wife was in the passenger seat and her brother in the back. I was driving him to a thing in town, and we were gonna get dinner somewhere, and we live on the outskirts. So a fucking deer came out of nowhere, like you see a million times on TV, but this was real life. Wife and I were both covered in glass, but amazingly the only injury was itty-bitty cuts on both our arms. Deer dead, I'll spare you those photos. I honestly can't believe we aren't dead too, and the the deer didn't come straight through the window and break both our necks. I swear I feel like I cheated death.
OK, here's the funny part. It's like 100 degrees so we're outside sweating, and trying not to move much because we're all covered in tiny glass shards, but we were dropping brother off at a leather fetish event, so he has a mesh shirt shit, leather shorts, knee high boots and a Rob Halford hat, so all the cops and lookie-loos were like WTF is going on here!
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
- tepista
- Foul-Mouthed Werewolf
- Posts: 37917
- Joined: 16 Jun 2008, 11:25am
- Location: Livin on a fault line, Waiting on the big one
Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
Oh yeah, thank goodness we were all wearing sunglasses, because we were seriously doused with glass shards, like a glitter-bomb. Again, can't fucking believe there were no injuries. This was Friday, I swear i'm half traumatized!Sparky wrote: ↑14 Jun 2022, 2:58pmWell I'm glad nobody was hurt, sorry about your car, but I'd love to have seen the looks on the faces of the passersby checking out your brothers attire.tepista wrote: ↑14 Jun 2022, 2:56pmOK, so no one was hurt, thats the main thing. I was driving my wife was in the passenger seat and her brother in the back. I was driving him to a thing in town, and we were gonna get dinner somewhere, and we live on the outskirts. So a fucking deer came out of nowhere, like you see a million times on TV, but this was real life. Wife and I were both covered in glass, but amazingly the only injury was itty-bitty cuts on both our arms. Deer dead, I'll spare you those photos. I honestly can't believe we aren't dead too, and the the deer didn't come straight through the window and break both our necks. I swear I feel like I cheated death.
OK, here's the funny part. It's like 100 degrees so we're outside sweating, and trying not to move much because we're all covered in tiny glass shards, but we were dropping brother off at a leather fetish event, so he has a mesh shirt shit, leather shorts, knee high boots and a Rob Halford hat, so all the cops and lookie-loos were like WTF is going on here!
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak