You moved the headstones but not the bodies!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑03 Jan 2023, 3:51pmWater heater guy was just here. In essence, we have a poltergeist. There's nothing that should be making it hum—there's no motor inside—especially so sporadically (it's been fine for a week). He was skeptical of the sentiment possibility because of Ottawa's water quality. He's inclined to think it's a plumbing issue, tho my answers about water pressure and that kinda shot that down. So, a poltergeist. The next time it starts to act up, we have to record what's happening (audio and video).
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I looked back and didn't see, is it gas or electric?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑03 Jan 2023, 3:51pmWater heater guy was just here. In essence, we have a poltergeist. There's nothing that should be making it hum—there's no motor inside—especially so sporadically (it's been fine for a week). He was skeptical of the sentiment possibility because of Ottawa's water quality. He's inclined to think it's a plumbing issue, tho my answers about water pressure and that kinda shot that down. So, a poltergeist. The next time it starts to act up, we have to record what's happening (audio and video).
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Oh sorry, I meant to mention that I placed a curse on your water heater a few weeks ago. So good luck with that.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑03 Jan 2023, 3:51pmWater heater guy was just here. In essence, we have a poltergeist. There's nothing that should be making it hum—there's no motor inside—especially so sporadically (it's been fine for a week). He was skeptical of the sentiment possibility because of Ottawa's water quality. He's inclined to think it's a plumbing issue, tho my answers about water pressure and that kinda shot that down. So, a poltergeist. The next time it starts to act up, we have to record what's happening (audio and video).
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Only because he was expecting guests. Oh wait I meant for the bodies he buried in his basement.JennyB wrote: ↑03 Jan 2023, 4:04pmYou moved the headstones but not the bodies!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑03 Jan 2023, 3:51pmWater heater guy was just here. In essence, we have a poltergeist. There's nothing that should be making it hum—there's no motor inside—especially so sporadically (it's been fine for a week). He was skeptical of the sentiment possibility because of Ottawa's water quality. He's inclined to think it's a plumbing issue, tho my answers about water pressure and that kinda shot that down. So, a poltergeist. The next time it starts to act up, we have to record what's happening (audio and video).
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I don't care for being Craig T. Nelson. No, not at all.
Fucking spiritual ransomware! Fine, how much to remove?
(And it's a gas heater. He said that if there were an actual power supply inside, then an explanation would have been more apparent.)
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That's for his wine he's always talking about. It's what gives it that extra je ne sais quoi.revbob wrote: ↑03 Jan 2023, 4:26pmOnly because he was expecting guests. Oh wait I meant for the bodies he buried in his basement.JennyB wrote: ↑03 Jan 2023, 4:04pmYou moved the headstones but not the bodies!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑03 Jan 2023, 3:51pmWater heater guy was just here. In essence, we have a poltergeist. There's nothing that should be making it hum—there's no motor inside—especially so sporadically (it's been fine for a week). He was skeptical of the sentiment possibility because of Ottawa's water quality. He's inclined to think it's a plumbing issue, tho my answers about water pressure and that kinda shot that down. So, a poltergeist. The next time it starts to act up, we have to record what's happening (audio and video).
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Speaking of wine, I bought a different brand of kit because I wanted to try a different type of wine—meritage—and while the results are very tasty, I've had a headache the next day both times. Not prepared to declare the wine to blame, but something I might have to accept and limit my consumption.JennyB wrote: ↑04 Jan 2023, 11:06amThat's for his wine he's always talking about. It's what gives it that extra je ne sais quoi.revbob wrote: ↑03 Jan 2023, 4:26pmOnly because he was expecting guests. Oh wait I meant for the bodies he buried in his basement.JennyB wrote: ↑03 Jan 2023, 4:04pmYou moved the headstones but not the bodies!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑03 Jan 2023, 3:51pmWater heater guy was just here. In essence, we have a poltergeist. There's nothing that should be making it hum—there's no motor inside—especially so sporadically (it's been fine for a week). He was skeptical of the sentiment possibility because of Ottawa's water quality. He's inclined to think it's a plumbing issue, tho my answers about water pressure and that kinda shot that down. So, a poltergeist. The next time it starts to act up, we have to record what's happening (audio and video).
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Not enough basement bodies!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑04 Jan 2023, 12:04pmSpeaking of wine, I bought a different brand of kit because I wanted to try a different type of wine—meritage—and while the results are very tasty, I've had a headache the next day both times. Not prepared to declare the wine to blame, but something I might have to accept and limit my consumption.JennyB wrote: ↑04 Jan 2023, 11:06amThat's for his wine he's always talking about. It's what gives it that extra je ne sais quoi.revbob wrote: ↑03 Jan 2023, 4:26pmOnly because he was expecting guests. Oh wait I meant for the bodies he buried in his basement.JennyB wrote: ↑03 Jan 2023, 4:04pmYou moved the headstones but not the bodies!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑03 Jan 2023, 3:51pmWater heater guy was just here. In essence, we have a poltergeist. There's nothing that should be making it hum—there's no motor inside—especially so sporadically (it's been fine for a week). He was skeptical of the sentiment possibility because of Ottawa's water quality. He's inclined to think it's a plumbing issue, tho my answers about water pressure and that kinda shot that down. So, a poltergeist. The next time it starts to act up, we have to record what's happening (audio and video).
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Quality supersedes quantity. I select only the choicest drifters and runaways.JennyB wrote: ↑04 Jan 2023, 3:17pmNot enough basement bodies!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑04 Jan 2023, 12:04pmSpeaking of wine, I bought a different brand of kit because I wanted to try a different type of wine—meritage—and while the results are very tasty, I've had a headache the next day both times. Not prepared to declare the wine to blame, but something I might have to accept and limit my consumption.
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Holy shit! Now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time. A long time.
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If you should decide to cut your own hair with an electric trimmer, pay close attention that the correct size guide is firmly attached before you make that first critical buzz from your forehead towards the top of your head.
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Damn, I knew someone would say that. So I made the pass on the left side front, decided to put on a #1 attachment and just buzz the rest of my head with the hopes that it won't be too noticeable. Kinda sorta worked, but not really.
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Nuttin’ wrong with dem results. I use the 1/4” guide every couple weeks, keeps the ladies away.Sparky wrote: ↑07 Jan 2023, 7:40pmDamn, I knew someone would say that. So I made the pass on the left side front, decided to put on a #1 attachment and just buzz the rest of my head with the hopes that it won't be too noticeable. Kinda sorta worked, but not really.
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