Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

[JennyB]

Water heater guy was just here. In essence, we have a poltergeist. There's nothing that should be making it hum—there's no motor inside—especially so sporadically (it's been fine for a week). He was skeptical of the sentiment possibility because of Ottawa's water quality. He's inclined to think it's a plumbing issue, tho my answers about water pressure and that kinda shot that down. So, a poltergeist. The next time it starts to act up, we have to record what's happening (audio and video).

You moved the headstones but not the bodies!

[revbob]

Water heater guy was just here. In essence, we have a poltergeist. There's nothing that should be making it hum—there's no motor inside—especially so sporadically (it's been fine for a week). He was skeptical of the sentiment possibility because of Ottawa's water quality. He's inclined to think it's a plumbing issue, tho my answers about water pressure and that kinda shot that down. So, a poltergeist. The next time it starts to act up, we have to record what's happening (audio and video).

I looked back and didn't see, is it gas or electric?

[Flex]

Water heater guy was just here. In essence, we have a poltergeist. There's nothing that should be making it hum—there's no motor inside—especially so sporadically (it's been fine for a week). He was skeptical of the sentiment possibility because of Ottawa's water quality. He's inclined to think it's a plumbing issue, tho my answers about water pressure and that kinda shot that down. So, a poltergeist. The next time it starts to act up, we have to record what's happening (audio and video).

Oh sorry, I meant to mention that I placed a curse on your water heater a few weeks ago. So good luck with that.

[revbob]

Water heater guy was just here. In essence, we have a poltergeist. There's nothing that should be making it hum—there's no motor inside—especially so sporadically (it's been fine for a week). He was skeptical of the sentiment possibility because of Ottawa's water quality. He's inclined to think it's a plumbing issue, tho my answers about water pressure and that kinda shot that down. So, a poltergeist. The next time it starts to act up, we have to record what's happening (audio and video).

You moved the headstones but not the bodies!

Only because he was expecting guests. Oh wait I meant for the bodies he buried in his basement.

[Dr. Medulla]

You moved the headstones but not the bodies!

I don't care for being Craig T. Nelson. No, not at all.

Oh sorry, I meant to mention that I placed a curse on your water heater a few weeks ago. So good luck with that.

Fucking spiritual ransomware! Fine, how much to remove?

(And it's a gas heater. He said that if there were an actual power supply inside, then an explanation would have been more apparent.)

[JennyB]

Water heater guy was just here. In essence, we have a poltergeist. There's nothing that should be making it hum—there's no motor inside—especially so sporadically (it's been fine for a week). He was skeptical of the sentiment possibility because of Ottawa's water quality. He's inclined to think it's a plumbing issue, tho my answers about water pressure and that kinda shot that down. So, a poltergeist. The next time it starts to act up, we have to record what's happening (audio and video).

You moved the headstones but not the bodies!

Only because he was expecting guests. Oh wait I meant for the bodies he buried in his basement.

That's for his wine he's always talking about. It's what gives it that extra je ne sais quoi.

[Dr. Medulla]

Water heater guy was just here. In essence, we have a poltergeist. There's nothing that should be making it hum—there's no motor inside—especially so sporadically (it's been fine for a week). He was skeptical of the sentiment possibility because of Ottawa's water quality. He's inclined to think it's a plumbing issue, tho my answers about water pressure and that kinda shot that down. So, a poltergeist. The next time it starts to act up, we have to record what's happening (audio and video).

You moved the headstones but not the bodies!

Only because he was expecting guests. Oh wait I meant for the bodies he buried in his basement.

That's for his wine he's always talking about. It's what gives it that extra je ne sais quoi.

Speaking of wine, I bought a different brand of kit because I wanted to try a different type of wine—meritage—and while the results are very tasty, I've had a headache the next day both times. Not prepared to declare the wine to blame, but something I might have to accept and limit my consumption.

[JennyB]

Water heater guy was just here. In essence, we have a poltergeist. There's nothing that should be making it hum—there's no motor inside—especially so sporadically (it's been fine for a week). He was skeptical of the sentiment possibility because of Ottawa's water quality. He's inclined to think it's a plumbing issue, tho my answers about water pressure and that kinda shot that down. So, a poltergeist. The next time it starts to act up, we have to record what's happening (audio and video).

You moved the headstones but not the bodies!

Only because he was expecting guests. Oh wait I meant for the bodies he buried in his basement.

That's for his wine he's always talking about. It's what gives it that extra je ne sais quoi.

Speaking of wine, I bought a different brand of kit because I wanted to try a different type of wine—meritage—and while the results are very tasty, I've had a headache the next day both times. Not prepared to declare the wine to blame, but something I might have to accept and limit my consumption.

Not enough basement bodies!

[Dr. Medulla]

You moved the headstones but not the bodies!

Only because he was expecting guests. Oh wait I meant for the bodies he buried in his basement.

That's for his wine he's always talking about. It's what gives it that extra je ne sais quoi.

Speaking of wine, I bought a different brand of kit because I wanted to try a different type of wine—meritage—and while the results are very tasty, I've had a headache the next day both times. Not prepared to declare the wine to blame, but something I might have to accept and limit my consumption.

Not enough basement bodies!

Quality supersedes quantity. I select only the choicest drifters and runaways.

[revbob]

Happy Birthmas to me.

[Kimmelweck]

Who knew that Bowser from Sha Na Na is now a community organizer?

Holy shit! Now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time. A long time.

My first ever concert was Sha Na Na, at Melody Fair Music Theatre in North Tonawanda, New York, in August 1979. I was 7 years old. It’s been pretty much downhill from there.

[Sparky]

If you should decide to cut your own hair with an electric trimmer, pay close attention that the correct size guide is firmly attached before you make that first critical buzz from your forehead towards the top of your head.

[Dr. Medulla]

If you should decide to cut your own hair with an electric trimmer, pay close attention that the correct size guide is firmly attached before you make that first critical buzz from your forehead towards the top of your head.

Pics or it didn't happen!

[Sparky]

If you should decide to cut your own hair with an electric trimmer, pay close attention that the correct size guide is firmly attached before you make that first critical buzz from your forehead towards the top of your head.

Pics or it didn't happen!

Damn, I knew someone would say that. So I made the pass on the left side front, decided to put on a #1 attachment and just buzz the rest of my head with the hopes that it won't be too noticeable. Kinda sorta worked, but not really.

[Dr. Medulla]

If you should decide to cut your own hair with an electric trimmer, pay close attention that the correct size guide is firmly attached before you make that first critical buzz from your forehead towards the top of your head.

Pics or it didn't happen!

Damn, I knew someone would say that. So I made the pass on the left side front, decided to put on a #1 attachment and just buzz the rest of my head with the hopes that it won't be too noticeable. Kinda sorta worked, but not really.

Nuttin’ wrong with dem results. I use the 1/4” guide every couple weeks, keeps the ladies away.