Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
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I stopped at a gas station yesterday and went to use the bathroom. There were two one said occupied and the other said available on the door. There was one woman waiting nearby but I figured she's just waiting for someone she knew. So I open the door of the available bathroom and walk in and there's a woman there taking care of business. She screams, I yell sorry and walk out. And there's her friend still standing there and she says "this happens all the time she always forgets to lock the door".
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and she didn't bother to say "someone's in there" awesome.revbob wrote: ↑30 May 2023, 7:03amI stopped at a gas station yesterday and went to use the bathroom. There were two one said occupied and the other said available on the door. There was one woman waiting nearby but I figured she's just waiting for someone she knew. So I open the door of the available bathroom and walk in and there's a woman there taking care of business. She screams, I yell sorry and walk out. And there's her friend still standing there and she says "this happens all the time she always forgets to lock the door".
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Exactly like she was trying to teach her a lesson or somethingtepista wrote: ↑30 May 2023, 1:00pmand she didn't bother to say "someone's in there" awesome.revbob wrote: ↑30 May 2023, 7:03amI stopped at a gas station yesterday and went to use the bathroom. There were two one said occupied and the other said available on the door. There was one woman waiting nearby but I figured she's just waiting for someone she knew. So I open the door of the available bathroom and walk in and there's a woman there taking care of business. She screams, I yell sorry and walk out. And there's her friend still standing there and she says "this happens all the time she always forgets to lock the door".
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You were this close to writing your story to Penthouse instead of us.revbob wrote: ↑30 May 2023, 1:08pmExactly like she was trying to teach her a lesson or somethingtepista wrote: ↑30 May 2023, 1:00pmand she didn't bother to say "someone's in there" awesome.revbob wrote: ↑30 May 2023, 7:03amI stopped at a gas station yesterday and went to use the bathroom. There were two one said occupied and the other said available on the door. There was one woman waiting nearby but I figured she's just waiting for someone she knew. So I open the door of the available bathroom and walk in and there's a woman there taking care of business. She screams, I yell sorry and walk out. And there's her friend still standing there and she says "this happens all the time she always forgets to lock the door".
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I always know after a similar experience. People are so strange.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 May 2023, 1:31pmYou were this close to writing your story to Penthouse instead of us.revbob wrote: ↑30 May 2023, 1:08pmExactly like she was trying to teach her a lesson or somethingtepista wrote: ↑30 May 2023, 1:00pmand she didn't bother to say "someone's in there" awesome.revbob wrote: ↑30 May 2023, 7:03amI stopped at a gas station yesterday and went to use the bathroom. There were two one said occupied and the other said available on the door. There was one woman waiting nearby but I figured she's just waiting for someone she knew. So I open the door of the available bathroom and walk in and there's a woman there taking care of business. She screams, I yell sorry and walk out. And there's her friend still standing there and she says "this happens all the time she always forgets to lock the door".
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pretty fab modernistic graphic design on them gitanes from france.
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I do believe that might be good ol' Helvetica.ohsoso wrote: ↑01 Jun 2023, 1:30pmpretty fab modernistic graphic design on them gitanes from france.
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yup, still works. will need some refinement on the copy - i need a new angle from the a bit boring 'cigarettes cause impotence' to get me really hooked.Kory wrote: ↑01 Jun 2023, 1:44pmI do believe that might be good ol' Helvetica.ohsoso wrote: ↑01 Jun 2023, 1:30pmpretty fab modernistic graphic design on them gitanes from france.
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I wonder how verbally graphic they are allowed to be—I suppose there must be decency guidelines or something. Like I wonder if they could say "smoking will cause your lungs to fall through your anus."ohsoso wrote: ↑01 Jun 2023, 1:56pmyup, still works. will need some refinement on the copy - i need a new angle from the a bit boring 'cigarettes cause impotence' to get me really hooked.Kory wrote: ↑01 Jun 2023, 1:44pmI do believe that might be good ol' Helvetica.ohsoso wrote: ↑01 Jun 2023, 1:30pmpretty fab modernistic graphic design on them gitanes from france.
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It's Canada—as long as it's in English and French, anything goes.Kory wrote: ↑01 Jun 2023, 4:41pmI wonder how verbally graphic they are allowed to be—I suppose there must be decency guidelines or something. Like I wonder if they could say "smoking will cause your lungs to fall through your anus."ohsoso wrote: ↑01 Jun 2023, 1:56pmyup, still works. will need some refinement on the copy - i need a new angle from the a bit boring 'cigarettes cause impotence' to get me really hooked.Kory wrote: ↑01 Jun 2023, 1:44pmI do believe that might be good ol' Helvetica.ohsoso wrote: ↑01 Jun 2023, 1:30pmpretty fab modernistic graphic design on them gitanes from france.
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dunno, something like 'these fags are gonna make midgets fuck god up in the ass' might do it for me. but who am i to tell.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑01 Jun 2023, 4:43pmIt's Canada—as long as it's in English and French, anything goes.Kory wrote: ↑01 Jun 2023, 4:41pmI wonder how verbally graphic they are allowed to be—I suppose there must be decency guidelines or something. Like I wonder if they could say "smoking will cause your lungs to fall through your anus."ohsoso wrote: ↑01 Jun 2023, 1:56pmyup, still works. will need some refinement on the copy - i need a new angle from the a bit boring 'cigarettes cause impotence' to get me really hooked.Kory wrote: ↑01 Jun 2023, 1:44pmI do believe that might be good ol' Helvetica.ohsoso wrote: ↑01 Jun 2023, 1:30pmpretty fab modernistic graphic design on them gitanes from france.
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That makes me WANT to smokeohsoso wrote: ↑01 Jun 2023, 6:41pmdunno, something like 'these fags are gonna make midgets fuck god up in the ass' might do it for me. but who am i to tell.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑01 Jun 2023, 4:43pmIt's Canada—as long as it's in English and French, anything goes.
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Truth in advertising might demand proof …ohsoso wrote: ↑01 Jun 2023, 6:41pmdunno, something like 'these fags are gonna make midgets fuck god up in the ass' might do it for me. but who am i to tell.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑01 Jun 2023, 4:43pmIt's Canada—as long as it's in English and French, anything goes.
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I'm in the middle of reading this article about the Adidas Samba and I can't tell if it's satire: https://archive.ph/uy6gC
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Thanks, I hated it.Kory wrote: ↑02 Jun 2023, 7:10pmI'm in the middle of reading this article about the Adidas Samba and I can't tell if it's satire: https://archive.ph/uy6gC
(I've been a samba wearer for years and no one has stopped me and congratulated me on my trendsetting, the bastards)
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