Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Sweet action for kids 'n' cretins. Marjoram and capers.
Dr. Medulla
User avatar
Atheistic Epileptic
Posts: 115998
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:00pm
Location: Straight Banana, Idaho

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Post by Dr. Medulla »

101Walterton wrote:
10 Apr 2019, 9:17pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Apr 2019, 8:19pm
Another novelty: a piece of furniture that didn't need assembling. I thought the frame was wood, but it's welded metal. So after cracking open the crate, we just lowered the whole thing out. What an amazing world we live in.
First furniture next you will be trying to tell us the world isn’t flat
Whoa whoa whoa, don't be crazy. The world is as flat as a Fun Boy Three 12” single.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

Flex
User avatar
Mechano-Man of the Future
Posts: 35803
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:50pm
Location: The Information Superhighway!

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Post by Flex »

You could catch the bees and then pickle them and then you'd have delicious pickled bee.

Alternatively, train them to attack on your command and become a (very low grade) supervillain.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

Pex Lives!

Dr. Medulla
User avatar
Atheistic Epileptic
Posts: 115998
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:00pm
Location: Straight Banana, Idaho

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Post by Dr. Medulla »

Flex wrote:
10 Apr 2019, 9:19pm
You could catch the bees and then pickle them and then you'd have delicious pickled bee.

Alternatively, train them to attack on your command and become a (very low grade) supervillain.
I like your pluck. You're hired! Also, Kory, get the fuck out, you're fired!
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

revbob
User avatar
Unknown Immortal
Posts: 25333
Joined: 16 Jun 2008, 12:31pm
Location: The Frozen Tundra

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Post by revbob »

Some thin walls in this office I'm in which shares a wall with the mens room. I'm hearing grunting from the other side.

BitterTom
User avatar
Unknown Immortal
Posts: 5223
Joined: 31 Oct 2015, 12:21pm
Location: Cheshire, UK

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Post by BitterTom »

revbob wrote:
11 Apr 2019, 8:21am
Some thin walls in this office I'm in which shares a wall with the mens room. I'm hearing grunting from the other side.
You got a bum deal being put in that office.

Dr. Medulla
User avatar
Atheistic Epileptic
Posts: 115998
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:00pm
Location: Straight Banana, Idaho

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Post by Dr. Medulla »

revbob wrote:
11 Apr 2019, 8:21am
Some thin walls in this office I'm in which shares a wall with the mens room. I'm hearing grunting from the other side.
Hoy wrote:You don't work with me then!
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

revbob
User avatar
Unknown Immortal
Posts: 25333
Joined: 16 Jun 2008, 12:31pm
Location: The Frozen Tundra

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Post by revbob »

BitterTom wrote:
11 Apr 2019, 8:24am
revbob wrote:
11 Apr 2019, 8:21am
Some thin walls in this office I'm in which shares a wall with the mens room. I'm hearing grunting from the other side.
You got a bum deal being put in that office.
Now I'm thinking you're Marky's alter ego. Thankfully it's just for the day.

Mimi
User avatar
Goddess of the Underworld
Posts: 8759
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:36pm
Location: Down in the pit

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Post by Mimi »

Assange got arrested.

Flex
User avatar
Mechano-Man of the Future
Posts: 35803
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:50pm
Location: The Information Superhighway!

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Post by Flex »

Mimi wrote:
11 Apr 2019, 9:21am
Assange got arrested.
Yeah, interesting development. Assange is a piece of shit, but it's troubling this is all being done over the 2010 Chelsea Manning leaks and publications. That was unquestionably good and vital journalism. This seems like Trump engaging in a free press crackdown. Really bad news with some really, really dire implications.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

Pex Lives!

Mimi
User avatar
Goddess of the Underworld
Posts: 8759
Joined: 15 Jun 2008, 2:36pm
Location: Down in the pit

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Post by Mimi »

Flex wrote:
11 Apr 2019, 9:55am
Mimi wrote:
11 Apr 2019, 9:21am
Assange got arrested.
Yeah, interesting development. Assange is a piece of shit, but it's troubling this is all being done over the 2010 Chelsea Manning leaks and publications. That was unquestionably good and vital journalism. This seems like Trump engaging in a free press crackdown. Really bad news with some really, really dire implications.
It'll be interesting to watch this thing play out. And here I thought Trump loved wikileaks.

JennyB
User avatar
Mossad Van Driver
Posts: 22257
Joined: 16 Jun 2008, 1:13pm
Location: Moranjortsville

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Post by JennyB »

How'd the table turn out, Doc? Good looking table.
Got a Rake? Sure!

IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M

" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy

Silent Majority
Singer-Songwriter Nancy
Posts: 18702
Joined: 10 Nov 2008, 8:28pm
Location: South Londoner in the Midlands.

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Post by Silent Majority »

Yeah, how is that table, mate?
a lifetime serving one machine
Is ten times worse than prison


www.pexlives.libsyn.com/

Inder
User avatar
corecore vanguard
Posts: 10679
Joined: 14 Jun 2008, 3:28pm

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Post by Inder »

SHOW US THE TABLE

JennyB
User avatar
Mossad Van Driver
Posts: 22257
Joined: 16 Jun 2008, 1:13pm
Location: Moranjortsville

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Post by JennyB »

THE TABLE HAS RISEN.
Got a Rake? Sure!

IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M

" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy

tepista
User avatar
Foul-Mouthed Werewolf
Posts: 37871
Joined: 16 Jun 2008, 11:25am
Location: Livin on a fault line, Waiting on the big one

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Post by tepista »

Table:

We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

Post Reply