Whoa whoa whoa, don't be crazy. The world is as flat as a Fun Boy Three 12” single.101Walterton wrote: ↑10 Apr 2019, 9:17pmFirst furniture next you will be trying to tell us the world isn’t flatDr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Apr 2019, 8:19pmAnother novelty: a piece of furniture that didn't need assembling. I thought the frame was wood, but it's welded metal. So after cracking open the crate, we just lowered the whole thing out. What an amazing world we live in.
Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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You could catch the bees and then pickle them and then you'd have delicious pickled bee.
Alternatively, train them to attack on your command and become a (very low grade) supervillain.
Alternatively, train them to attack on your command and become a (very low grade) supervillain.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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I like your pluck. You're hired! Also, Kory, get the fuck out, you're fired!
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Some thin walls in this office I'm in which shares a wall with the mens room. I'm hearing grunting from the other side.
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Hoy wrote:You don't work with me then!
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Now I'm thinking you're Marky's alter ego. Thankfully it's just for the day.
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Assange got arrested.
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Yeah, interesting development. Assange is a piece of shit, but it's troubling this is all being done over the 2010 Chelsea Manning leaks and publications. That was unquestionably good and vital journalism. This seems like Trump engaging in a free press crackdown. Really bad news with some really, really dire implications.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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It'll be interesting to watch this thing play out. And here I thought Trump loved wikileaks.Flex wrote: ↑11 Apr 2019, 9:55amYeah, interesting development. Assange is a piece of shit, but it's troubling this is all being done over the 2010 Chelsea Manning leaks and publications. That was unquestionably good and vital journalism. This seems like Trump engaging in a free press crackdown. Really bad news with some really, really dire implications.
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How'd the table turn out, Doc? Good looking table.
Got a Rake? Sure!
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Yeah, how is that table, mate?
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SHOW US THE TABLE
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THE TABLE HAS RISEN.
Got a Rake? Sure!
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Table:
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak