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Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
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I'll blame it on it being so sunny out I could barely see my screen while I typed it.
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I met a guy once who was bragging that because he had been eating natural, organic, vegan, no soda, no alcohol, etc. for the last 30+ years, he only had to drink like 1/2 a gallon of that colonoscopy prep juice instead of like a full gallon.
Haven't had to drink it yet, but it still doesn't seem worth it to me.
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Fun fact: I had to get a colonoscopy at age 9 for benign polyps!
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Me neither, my last meal til after the procedure... steak and eggs.matedog wrote: ↑24 Mar 2021, 9:28amI met a guy once who was bragging that because he had been eating natural, organic, vegan, no soda, no alcohol, etc. for the last 30+ years, he only had to drink like 1/2 a gallon of that colonoscopy prep juice instead of like a full gallon.
Haven't had to drink it yet, but it still doesn't seem worth it to me.
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Ugh - that's awful. The prep is bad enough for an adult, I can't imagine how awful it must have been as a kid.
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Guess who got a barium enema!
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this fact has been noted and logged into my Wolter's Big Book Of Fun Facts That May Not Actually Be So Fun After All
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Not even slightly fun!
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Love of oi music gets a decent half chapter in there.
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It's like maybe the 4th most problematic part of my music chapter.
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So ... wife still locking you outta the house?
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