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Wolter wrote:
23 Mar 2021, 7:21pm
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23 Mar 2021, 4:34pm
I picked so.e great days to take off from work. Sunny and 60s, a hike, a few pints in the afternoon on the back porch while listening to tunes thia 9s great.
Judging by the switch to shamerd font, I have to assume it really is.
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I met a guy once who was bragging that because he had been eating natural, organic, vegan, no soda, no alcohol, etc. for the last 30+ years, he only had to drink like 1/2 a gallon of that colonoscopy prep juice instead of like a full gallon.

Haven't had to drink it yet, but it still doesn't seem worth it to me.
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Fun fact: I had to get a colonoscopy at age 9 for benign polyps!
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matedog wrote:
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revbob wrote:
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I met a guy once who was bragging that because he had been eating natural, organic, vegan, no soda, no alcohol, etc. for the last 30+ years, he only had to drink like 1/2 a gallon of that colonoscopy prep juice instead of like a full gallon.

Haven't had to drink it yet, but it still doesn't seem worth it to me.
Me neither, my last meal til after the procedure... steak and eggs.

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Wolter wrote:
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Fun fact: I had to get a colonoscopy at age 9 for benign polyps!
Ugh - that's awful. The prep is bad enough for an adult, I can't imagine how awful it must have been as a kid.
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JennyB wrote:
24 Mar 2021, 10:22am
Wolter wrote:
24 Mar 2021, 9:31am
Fun fact: I had to get a colonoscopy at age 9 for benign polyps!
Ugh - that's awful. The prep is bad enough for an adult, I can't imagine how awful it must have been as a kid.
Guess who got a barium enema!
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Wolter wrote:
24 Mar 2021, 11:03am
JennyB wrote:
24 Mar 2021, 10:22am
Wolter wrote:
24 Mar 2021, 9:31am
Fun fact: I had to get a colonoscopy at age 9 for benign polyps!
Ugh - that's awful. The prep is bad enough for an adult, I can't imagine how awful it must have been as a kid.
Guess who got a barium enema!
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Wolter wrote:
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Fun fact: I had to get a colonoscopy at age 9 for benign polyps!
this fact has been noted and logged into my Wolter's Big Book Of Fun Facts That May Not Actually Be So Fun After All
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Flex wrote:
24 Mar 2021, 12:44pm
Wolter wrote:
24 Mar 2021, 9:31am
Fun fact: I had to get a colonoscopy at age 9 for benign polyps!
this fact has been noted and logged into my Wolter's Big Book Of Fun Facts That May Not Actually Be So Fun After All
Not even slightly fun!
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Flex wrote:
24 Mar 2021, 12:44pm
Wolter wrote:
24 Mar 2021, 9:31am
Fun fact: I had to get a colonoscopy at age 9 for benign polyps!
this fact has been noted and logged into my Wolter's Big Book Of Fun Facts That May Not Actually Be So Fun After All
Love of oi music gets a decent half chapter in there.
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Is it Nulytely? That shit is the nastiest liquid on earth.
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Kory wrote:
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revbob wrote:
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Is it Nulytely? That shit is the nastiest liquid on earth.
Golytely I believe.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
24 Mar 2021, 3:27pm
Flex wrote:
24 Mar 2021, 12:44pm
Wolter wrote:
24 Mar 2021, 9:31am
Fun fact: I had to get a colonoscopy at age 9 for benign polyps!
this fact has been noted and logged into my Wolter's Big Book Of Fun Facts That May Not Actually Be So Fun After All
Love of oi music gets a decent half chapter in there.
It's like maybe the 4th most problematic part of my music chapter.
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revbob wrote:
23 Mar 2021, 4:34pm
I picked so.e great days to take off from work. Sunny and 60s, a hike, a few pints in the afternoon on the back porch while listening to tunes thia 9s great.
So ... wife still locking you outta the house? ;)
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