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Return of the Mighty Observations Thread
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Now kids can know where dad is every night!
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My first thought was is this for real and then I remembered bartending was among the role plays we were doing as kids in the 70s and now I'm crying over the lost patent opportunities.
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The bartender one os my favorite. Is he really angry or just shitting his pants?
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Playtime sucks when you have to wear a bowtie, even if it does also mean you get to spit in glasses.
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When little Timmy needs a time out he goes to his bar and mixes himself a cocktail. Mom's happy and so is Timmy.
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That's funny, I was thinking he's pissed but now that you mention it, he does look like he's taking a dump!
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If you've ever witnessed it, you know that look. Especially the standing shits.
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He's been getting too many crank calls from some little punk on evergreen terrace.
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Cells have ruined crank calling.
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No more so than *69 or caller ID, surely?
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I suppose, but how many people still even think of those terms anymore?
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I'm sure all these woke people don't even think about crank calling as it is.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑13 Dec 2022, 6:11pmI suppose, but how many people still even think of those terms anymore?
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