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Dr. Medulla wrote:
01 Mar 2023, 8:00pm
Flex wrote:
01 Mar 2023, 7:32pm
Do we have a haircut thread? Anyways,
Missing their cop uniform.
And the long beard.

I was in the MO capitol building the other day and the worst state senator ( and that is saying a lot) got onto the elevator with me. And he had his super cute dog with him. So I gave the guy a look and pet his dog.

He has that haircut and white supremacist beard.
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Flex wrote:
01 Mar 2023, 7:32pm
Do we have a haircut thread? Anyways,
LOL, there's a shithead I have to deal with at work that is this. He did like three years in the army in the mid 80s and he's the "veteran." He also goes to southeast asia to get wives.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
06 Mar 2023, 1:09pm
Flex wrote:
01 Mar 2023, 7:32pm
Do we have a haircut thread? Anyways,
LOL, there's a shithead I have to deal with at work that is this. He did like three years in the army in the mid 80s and he's the "veteran." He also goes to southeast asia to get wives.
How much does he normally pay? :shifty:
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Mar 2023, 1:26pm
matedog wrote:
06 Mar 2023, 1:09pm
Flex wrote:
01 Mar 2023, 7:32pm
Do we have a haircut thread? Anyways,
LOL, there's a shithead I have to deal with at work that is this. He did like three years in the army in the mid 80s and he's the "veteran." He also goes to southeast asia to get wives.
How much does he normally pay? :shifty:
He and another guy I hate were talking about they go to Thailand and the Phillipines. I didn't have it in my to call them out for needing to go to impoverished southeast Asian countries to find women that will marry them just to get out of the dire economic situation they were born into.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
06 Mar 2023, 1:32pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Mar 2023, 1:26pm
matedog wrote:
06 Mar 2023, 1:09pm
Flex wrote:
01 Mar 2023, 7:32pm
Do we have a haircut thread? Anyways,
LOL, there's a shithead I have to deal with at work that is this. He did like three years in the army in the mid 80s and he's the "veteran." He also goes to southeast asia to get wives.
How much does he normally pay? :shifty:
He and another guy I hate were talking about they go to Thailand and the Phillipines. I didn't have it in my to call them out for needing to go to impoverished southeast Asian countries to find women that will marry them just to get out of the dire economic situation they were born into.
At some level, they are aware that their personal qualities require special inducement for women to tolerate them.
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matedog wrote:
06 Mar 2023, 1:32pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Mar 2023, 1:26pm
matedog wrote:
06 Mar 2023, 1:09pm
Flex wrote:
01 Mar 2023, 7:32pm
Do we have a haircut thread? Anyways,
LOL, there's a shithead I have to deal with at work that is this. He did like three years in the army in the mid 80s and he's the "veteran." He also goes to southeast asia to get wives.
How much does he normally pay? :shifty:
He and another guy I hate were talking about they go to Thailand and the Phillipines. I didn't have it in my to call them out for needing to go to impoverished southeast Asian countries to find women that will marry them just to get out of the dire economic situation they were born into.
Hopefully they'll turn the tables on him, stay married just long enough to remain in the USA, then file for divorce and clean him out!
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Perhaps a lesser known fact. If you like a sweetener in your tea real maple syrup is superior to everything else.

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revbob wrote:
08 Mar 2023, 5:47pm
Perhaps a lesser known fact. If you like a sweetener in your tea real maple syrup is superior to everything else.
You are such a booster.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Mar 2023, 7:13pm
revbob wrote:
08 Mar 2023, 5:47pm
Perhaps a lesser known fact. If you like a sweetener in your tea real maple syrup is superior to everything else.
You are such a booster.
Ive only recently discovered this. We were out of honey so I gave it a try.

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revbob wrote:
08 Mar 2023, 7:35pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Mar 2023, 7:13pm
revbob wrote:
08 Mar 2023, 5:47pm
Perhaps a lesser known fact. If you like a sweetener in your tea real maple syrup is superior to everything else.
You are such a booster.
Ive only recently discovered this. We were out of honey so I gave it a try.
Spoken like someone who receives regular cheques from Ben, Jerry, and Bernie Maple Phish Lawyers.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Mar 2023, 8:45pm
revbob wrote:
08 Mar 2023, 7:35pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Mar 2023, 7:13pm
revbob wrote:
08 Mar 2023, 5:47pm
Perhaps a lesser known fact. If you like a sweetener in your tea real maple syrup is superior to everything else.
You are such a booster.
Ive only recently discovered this. We were out of honey so I gave it a try.
Spoken like someone who receives regular cheques from Ben, Jerry, and Bernie Maple Phish Lawyers.
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Flex wrote:
08 Mar 2023, 9:09pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Mar 2023, 8:45pm
revbob wrote:
08 Mar 2023, 7:35pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Mar 2023, 7:13pm
revbob wrote:
08 Mar 2023, 5:47pm
Perhaps a lesser known fact. If you like a sweetener in your tea real maple syrup is superior to everything else.
You are such a booster.
Ive only recently discovered this. We were out of honey so I gave it a try.
Spoken like someone who receives regular cheques from Ben, Jerry, and Bernie Maple Phish Lawyers.
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A sharing: One of the minor games I play in my seminars is to figure out which student would be most likely to call me out and tell me to go fuck myself if I conducted myself dishonourably in class. Which is to say, who would put principle over grades and deference to authority. I've never had a situation where there was more than one student who I thought would do that. And in every single case but one, I decided it was a woman who would stand up to me. In my current seminar, once again I lean to a woman, tho the current batch aren't as bold, so I'm kind of reaching.
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What is it about water that when you drink it wants to come right back out of you? The noive! :angry: :rolleyes:

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Mimi wrote:
09 Mar 2023, 1:32pm
What is it about water that when you drink it wants to come right back out of you? The noive! :angry: :rolleyes:
If it didn't come out, we'd all pop like ticks.
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