Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

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Mimi wrote:
08 Jul 2020, 11:28am
revbob wrote:
08 Jul 2020, 11:27am
Mimi wrote:
08 Jul 2020, 11:24am
revbob wrote:
08 Jul 2020, 10:33am
Silent Majority wrote:
08 Jul 2020, 10:13am
If I were 5% more of a jerk, I'd post the title of an imaginary Squeeze song, as though playing the pun game.

Like...

Im so confused.
Do you feel like you're on the Wrong Side of the Moon? :shifty:
Now everyone is just making fun of me. :cry:
NOOOOO!! I'm just as confused as you are.

Im just kidding of course. But all this Squeeze talk could be in the Cricket or the Windy Association threads and would make just as much sense to me.

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revbob wrote:
08 Jul 2020, 11:31am
Mimi wrote:
08 Jul 2020, 11:28am
revbob wrote:
08 Jul 2020, 11:27am
Mimi wrote:
08 Jul 2020, 11:24am
revbob wrote:
08 Jul 2020, 10:33am


Im so confused.
Do you feel like you're on the Wrong Side of the Moon? :shifty:
Now everyone is just making fun of me. :cry:
NOOOOO!! I'm just as confused as you are.

Im just kidding of course. But all this Squeeze talk could be in the Cricket or the Windy Association threads and would make just as much sense to me.
Too steeped in Englishosity for us Yanks to understand. X(

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my taxi driver today was called Pete Howard

when i saw his name badge , all i could hear in my head was Strummer saying "On the drums Mr Pete Howard!"
i mean my head is full of random bootleg stange banter at the best of times anyway

i realised i was smiling , so i explained "you've got the the same name as my favourite drummer" who's that then? "Clash drummer!"
if he goes home and googles clash drummer undoubtedly the search results will say topper maybe terry and he will think i'm a lunatic

thank you that is all

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matedog wrote:
10 May 2010, 6:58pm
Pages returned in search:
Hoydulla - 1 page
Gutterdog - 2 pages
Hoymaas - 1 page
Floy - 2 pages
Hoypista - 2 pages
Wolston - 4 pages
Hoyston - 19 pages
10 years later:
Hoydulla - 3 pages
Gutterdog - 5 pages
Hoymaas - 2 pages
Floy - 5 pages
Hoypista -3 pages
Wolston - 16 pages(!)
Hoyston - 57 pages :cool:
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
08 Jul 2020, 12:19pm
matedog wrote:
10 May 2010, 6:58pm
Pages returned in search:
Hoydulla - 1 page
Gutterdog - 2 pages
Hoymaas - 1 page
Floy - 2 pages
Hoypista - 2 pages
Wolston - 4 pages
Hoyston - 19 pages
10 years later:
Hoydulla - 3 pages
Gutterdog - 5 pages
Hoymaas - 2 pages
Floy - 5 pages
Hoypista -3 pages
Wolston - 16 pages(!)
Hoyston - 57 pages :cool:
Is that trend you should be highlighting?

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matedog wrote:
08 Jul 2020, 12:19pm
matedog wrote:
10 May 2010, 6:58pm
Pages returned in search:
Hoydulla - 1 page
Gutterdog - 2 pages
Hoymaas - 1 page
Floy - 2 pages
Hoypista - 2 pages
Wolston - 4 pages
Hoyston - 19 pages
10 years later:
Hoydulla - 3 pages
Gutterdog - 5 pages
Hoymaas - 2 pages
Floy - 5 pages
Hoypista -3 pages
Wolston - 16 pages(!)
Hoyston - 57 pages :cool:
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Tim Bucknall wrote:
08 Jul 2020, 11:41am
my taxi driver today was called Pete Howard

when i saw his name badge , all i could hear in my head was Strummer saying "On the drums Mr Pete Howard!"
i mean my head is full of random bootleg stange banter at the best of times anyway

i realised i was smiling , so i explained "you've got the the same name as my favourite drummer" who's that then? "Clash drummer!"
if he goes home and googles clash drummer undoubtedly the search results will say topper maybe terry and he will think i'm a lunatic

thank you that is all
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Tim Bucknall wrote:
08 Jul 2020, 11:41am
my taxi driver today was called Pete Howard

when i saw his name badge , all i could hear in my head was Strummer saying "On the drums Mr Pete Howard!"
i mean my head is full of random bootleg stange banter at the best of times anyway

i realised i was smiling , so i explained "you've got the the same name as my favourite drummer" who's that then? "Clash drummer!"
if he goes home and googles clash drummer undoubtedly the search results will say topper maybe terry and he will think i'm a lunatic

thank you that is all
:lol:
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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You know what terms I miss? "Stiffy" and "cut the cheese." You just don't hear those anymore.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
21 Jul 2020, 12:45pm
You know what terms I miss? "Stiffy" and "cut the cheese." You just don't hear those anymore.
Nobody ever refers to pokey nipples as high beams, either.
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matedog wrote:
08 Jul 2020, 12:19pm
matedog wrote:
10 May 2010, 6:58pm
Pages returned in search:
Hoydulla - 1 page
Gutterdog - 2 pages
Hoymaas - 1 page
Floy - 2 pages
Hoypista - 2 pages
Wolston - 4 pages
Hoyston - 19 pages
10 years later:
Hoydulla - 3 pages
Gutterdog - 5 pages
Hoymaas - 2 pages
Floy - 5 pages
Hoypista -3 pages
Wolston - 16 pages(!)
Hoyston - 57 pages :cool:
So I've agreed with you once in the last 10 years?
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tepista wrote:
21 Jul 2020, 2:18pm
matedog wrote:
08 Jul 2020, 12:19pm
matedog wrote:
10 May 2010, 6:58pm
Pages returned in search:
Hoydulla - 1 page
Gutterdog - 2 pages
Hoymaas - 1 page
Floy - 2 pages
Hoypista - 2 pages
Wolston - 4 pages
Hoyston - 19 pages
10 years later:
Hoydulla - 3 pages
Gutterdog - 5 pages
Hoymaas - 2 pages
Floy - 5 pages
Hoypista -3 pages
Wolston - 16 pages(!)
Hoyston - 57 pages :cool:
So I've agreed with you once in the last 10 years?
But for three pages!
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Kory wrote:
21 Jul 2020, 2:40pm
tepista wrote:
21 Jul 2020, 2:18pm
matedog wrote:
08 Jul 2020, 12:19pm
matedog wrote:
10 May 2010, 6:58pm
Pages returned in search:
Hoydulla - 1 page
Gutterdog - 2 pages
Hoymaas - 1 page
Floy - 2 pages
Hoypista - 2 pages
Wolston - 4 pages
Hoyston - 19 pages
10 years later:
Hoydulla - 3 pages
Gutterdog - 5 pages
Hoymaas - 2 pages
Floy - 5 pages
Hoypista -3 pages
Wolston - 16 pages(!)
Hoyston - 57 pages :cool:
So I've agreed with you once in the last 10 years?
But for three pages!
Maybe it was a long agreement.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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A friend (not Hoy despite the thumbs up) sent me this from Maine.
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Halloween candy in July?

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