Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

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Low Down Low wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 10:11am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 9:52am
Low Down Low wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 9:39am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 9:23am
Low Down Low wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 5:23am
Did you know that nearly 70m people in the US are trans? Well, that's what some people believe anyway, according to this poll. Something is clearly bonkers here, not exactly sure what.

The enemy is always out there in massive numbers, ready to swamp the good people. I mean, if, say, trans people were a tiny, tiny minority, it'd hardly be worth losing your reason-immune head over, no?
Ok, I'll give you trans, but what about them muslims, hey?#GRT
What's funny is that, apart from trans people, of all the groups that have real 'Muricans rushing out to buy guns and doughnuts, Muslims have lowest overestimation. Congrats, children of Allah, you're not scarier than Jews, atheists, or black people!
Anyone who has bought a semi automatic and practised on targets in their back garden is classed as a military veteran.
Or has a barbed wire bicep tat or owns camo cargo shorts.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 10:19am
Low Down Low wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 10:11am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 9:52am
Low Down Low wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 9:39am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 9:23am


The enemy is always out there in massive numbers, ready to swamp the good people. I mean, if, say, trans people were a tiny, tiny minority, it'd hardly be worth losing your reason-immune head over, no?
Ok, I'll give you trans, but what about them muslims, hey?#GRT
What's funny is that, apart from trans people, of all the groups that have real 'Muricans rushing out to buy guns and doughnuts, Muslims have lowest overestimation. Congrats, children of Allah, you're not scarier than Jews, atheists, or black people!
Anyone who has bought a semi automatic and practised on targets in their back garden is classed as a military veteran.
Or has a barbed wire bicep tat or owns camo cargo shorts.
Leave Flex out of this.

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revbob wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 11:43am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 10:19am
Low Down Low wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 10:11am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 9:52am
Low Down Low wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 9:39am


Ok, I'll give you trans, but what about them muslims, hey?#GRT
What's funny is that, apart from trans people, of all the groups that have real 'Muricans rushing out to buy guns and doughnuts, Muslims have lowest overestimation. Congrats, children of Allah, you're not scarier than Jews, atheists, or black people!
Anyone who has bought a semi automatic and practised on targets in their back garden is classed as a military veteran.
Or has a barbed wire bicep tat or owns camo cargo shorts.
Leave Flex out of this.
Well, he is our resident Boebertian right-wing militia lunatic.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 11:53am
revbob wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 11:43am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 10:19am
Low Down Low wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 10:11am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 9:52am


What's funny is that, apart from trans people, of all the groups that have real 'Muricans rushing out to buy guns and doughnuts, Muslims have lowest overestimation. Congrats, children of Allah, you're not scarier than Jews, atheists, or black people!
Anyone who has bought a semi automatic and practised on targets in their back garden is classed as a military veteran.
Or has a barbed wire bicep tat or owns camo cargo shorts.
Leave Flex out of this.
Well, he is our resident Boebertian right-wing militia lunatic.
That she's so crazy just makes her hotter
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Flex wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 12:11pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 11:53am
revbob wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 11:43am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 10:19am
Low Down Low wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 10:11am


Anyone who has bought a semi automatic and practised on targets in their back garden is classed as a military veteran.
Or has a barbed wire bicep tat or owns camo cargo shorts.
Leave Flex out of this.
Well, he is our resident Boebertian right-wing militia lunatic.
That she's so crazy just makes her hotter
Does her impending GILF status alter things one way or another?
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 12:18pm
Flex wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 12:11pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 11:53am
revbob wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 11:43am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 10:19am


Or has a barbed wire bicep tat or owns camo cargo shorts.
Leave Flex out of this.
Well, he is our resident Boebertian right-wing militia lunatic.
That she's so crazy just makes her hotter
Does her impending GILF status alter things one way or another?
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revbob wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 1:38pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 12:18pm
Flex wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 12:11pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 11:53am
revbob wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 11:43am


Leave Flex out of this.
Well, he is our resident Boebertian right-wing militia lunatic.
That she's so crazy just makes her hotter
Does her impending GILF status alter things one way or another?
Image
Just wait till Hoy weighs in on the topic.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 1:40pm
revbob wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 1:38pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 12:18pm
Flex wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 12:11pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 11:53am


Well, he is our resident Boebertian right-wing militia lunatic.
That she's so crazy just makes her hotter
Does her impending GILF status alter things one way or another?
Image
Just wait till Hoy weighs in on the topic.
That is Hoy

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revbob wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 1:51pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 1:40pm
revbob wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 1:38pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 12:18pm
Flex wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 12:11pm


That she's so crazy just makes her hotter
Does her impending GILF status alter things one way or another?
Image
Just wait till Hoy weighs in on the topic.
That is Hoy
I'd like to switch timelines, please.
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Kimmelweck wrote:
10 Mar 2023, 6:52pm
JennyB wrote:
10 Mar 2023, 11:55am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Mar 2023, 11:50am
JennyB wrote:
10 Mar 2023, 11:40am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Mar 2023, 11:36am


Dr. Jennifer House. :shifty:
I actually haven't taken a Vicodin in a very long time. I just remember that after VH, Jr. was born, I had a ton left over from my C-section. I believe I even posted here something like "Would it be excessive for me to take a Vicodin for a sore throat?" I did take it, but after that I was like "nahhh, this isn't a good idea." So I got rid of them.
I’ve never had one of those heavy-duty painkillers (never had surgery, for one thing). Tylenol with codeine is the biggest thing, I’d say.
They're good. Too good.
Only time I ever had “heavy-duty” painkillers was when I had my wisdom teeth removed about 20 years ago. The surgeon prescribed a small quantity of like 4 pills. I don’t even remember what they were, but maybe hydrocodone, which is the same as Vicodin I think. I was in quite a bit of pain, so I went through all of them. Dang, those things were relaxing, and very effective at taking the pain away. After a few days, I had an appointment to see the dental surgeon again. I was still in a bit of pain, so I asked if I could get another small prescription. He tilted his head, cocked an eyebrow at me doubtfully, and said, yeah, no, try extra-strength Tylenol buddy. He basically made me feel like a total junkie just for asking, lol. I went with extra-strength Tylenol for a few days and never had opiates again. In hindsight, probably a good call on his part. I’ve seen some friends ruin their lives on opiates.
It's really scary stuff.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 12:18pm
Flex wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 12:11pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 11:53am
revbob wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 11:43am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 10:19am


Or has a barbed wire bicep tat or owns camo cargo shorts.
Leave Flex out of this.
Well, he is our resident Boebertian right-wing militia lunatic.
That she's so crazy just makes her hotter
Does her impending GILF status alter things one way or another?
She's becoming a grandma at the same age I became a mom.
Got a Rake? Sure!

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JennyB wrote:
13 Mar 2023, 9:38am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 12:18pm
Flex wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 12:11pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 11:53am
revbob wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 11:43am


Leave Flex out of this.
Well, he is our resident Boebertian right-wing militia lunatic.
That she's so crazy just makes her hotter
Does her impending GILF status alter things one way or another?
She's becoming a grandma at the same age I became a mom.
Don’t give into envy. :naughty:
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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JennyB wrote:
13 Mar 2023, 9:38am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 12:18pm
Flex wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 12:11pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 11:53am
revbob wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 11:43am


Leave Flex out of this.
Well, he is our resident Boebertian right-wing militia lunatic.
That she's so crazy just makes her hotter
Does her impending GILF status alter things one way or another?
She's becoming a grandma at the same age I became a mom.
Tell VH Jr to get working on that.

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revbob wrote:
13 Mar 2023, 11:58am
JennyB wrote:
13 Mar 2023, 9:38am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 12:18pm
Flex wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 12:11pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
11 Mar 2023, 11:53am


Well, he is our resident Boebertian right-wing militia lunatic.
That she's so crazy just makes her hotter
Does her impending GILF status alter things one way or another?
She's becoming a grandma at the same age I became a mom.
Tell VH Jr to get working on that.
:naughty:
Got a Rake? Sure!

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Just wondering how many of you are celebrating Saint Patrick's Day today? This song brings back some memories of my grandparents old 78 RPM record collection.

Sing along if you know the words! ;)

God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung

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