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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 22 May 2020, 2:28pm
by matedog
JennyB wrote:
22 May 2020, 1:40pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 May 2020, 1:20pm
revbob wrote:
22 May 2020, 1:17pm
Kory wrote:
22 May 2020, 1:06pm
revbob wrote:
22 May 2020, 1:01pm
I was eating lunch outside and got attacked by one of Kory's Murder Hornets (band name Kory and the Murder Hornets).
Revbob 1 : Murder Hornets 0
You really saw one in person? How big was it?
Im half kidding. It was a regular hornet in all likelihood. But I do have an allergy so...

I took a racquetball racket to it.
I've become such a softy that all insects* that I determine ineligible for indoor life get escorted out, not stomped out of existence.

* Wood lice excepted, mainly because they're determined to die rather than accept transportation.
I'm the same way. Though I don't know what I would do if I encountered a brown recluse.
i'm pretty good with spiders until they get to a certain size. And it's really really hard to get any kind of serious injury from a spider (as opposed to certain snakes which are WAY deadlier).

The wife on the other hand thinks all spiders are black widows and also that black widows are instant death.

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 22 May 2020, 2:54pm
by BitterTom
Larger spiders are my biggest fear, saw a bastard big one in the sink a few months ago. Honestly thought my days were numbered either by drowning in sweat or my heart simply exploding. Took me 15 minutes to gather the courage to run past it to leave the room.

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 22 May 2020, 3:02pm
by Marky Dread
BitterTom wrote:
22 May 2020, 2:54pm
Larger spiders are my biggest fear, saw a bastard big one in the sink a few months ago. Honestly thought my days were numbered either by drowning in sweat or my heart simply exploding. Took me 15 minutes to gather the courage to run past it to leave the room.
I love spiders in the house. I think they are great for getting rid of flies who I can't understand.

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 22 May 2020, 3:11pm
by BitterTom
Marky Dread wrote:
22 May 2020, 3:02pm
BitterTom wrote:
22 May 2020, 2:54pm
Larger spiders are my biggest fear, saw a bastard big one in the sink a few months ago. Honestly thought my days were numbered either by drowning in sweat or my heart simply exploding. Took me 15 minutes to gather the courage to run past it to leave the room.
I love spiders in the house. I think they are great for getting rid of flies who I can't understand.
You can't deny that.

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 22 May 2020, 4:03pm
by Marky Dread
BitterTom wrote:
22 May 2020, 3:11pm
Marky Dread wrote:
22 May 2020, 3:02pm
BitterTom wrote:
22 May 2020, 2:54pm
Larger spiders are my biggest fear, saw a bastard big one in the sink a few months ago. Honestly thought my days were numbered either by drowning in sweat or my heart simply exploding. Took me 15 minutes to gather the courage to run past it to leave the room.
I love spiders in the house. I think they are great for getting rid of flies who I can't understand.
You can't deny that.
You could always use a Tommy Gun. ;)

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 22 May 2020, 4:43pm
by tepista
Marky Dread wrote:
22 May 2020, 3:02pm
BitterTom wrote:
22 May 2020, 2:54pm
Larger spiders are my biggest fear, saw a bastard big one in the sink a few months ago. Honestly thought my days were numbered either by drowning in sweat or my heart simply exploding. Took me 15 minutes to gather the courage to run past it to leave the room.
I love spiders in the house. I think they are great for getting rid of flies who I can't understand.
I never push spiders out of the house, I might shoo them if they're in a dangerous area, like near the shower drian or something. And I don't like Daddy Longs Legs for some reason. I'm not scared of them, I just don't see any value for some reason. Shit, I'm a spider racist and I didn't even know!

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 22 May 2020, 5:02pm
by Marky Dread
tepista wrote:
22 May 2020, 4:43pm
Marky Dread wrote:
22 May 2020, 3:02pm
BitterTom wrote:
22 May 2020, 2:54pm
Larger spiders are my biggest fear, saw a bastard big one in the sink a few months ago. Honestly thought my days were numbered either by drowning in sweat or my heart simply exploding. Took me 15 minutes to gather the courage to run past it to leave the room.
I love spiders in the house. I think they are great for getting rid of flies who I can't understand.
I never push spiders out of the house, I might shoo them if they're in a dangerous area, like near the shower drian or something. And I don't like Daddy Longs Legs for some reason. I'm not scared of them, I just don't see any value for some reason. Shit, I'm a spider racist and I didn't even know!
No black widows for tep. :shifty:

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 22 May 2020, 5:51pm
by 101Walterton
I like spiders for the mozzie catching webs.
Problem is we have one common spider that has a very nasty bite. Starts like a mozzie nite but then spreads it’s poison snd can tske months to give rid of it. They are also very small so easily get lost in shoes, bedding and everywhere else.

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 22 May 2020, 6:00pm
by Kory
101Walterton wrote:
22 May 2020, 5:51pm
I like differs for the mozzie catching webs.
Problem is we have one common spider that has a very nasty bite. Starts like a mozzie nite but then spreads it’s poison snd can tske months to give rid of it. They are also very small so easily get lost in shoes, bedding and everywhere else.
Is this english?

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 22 May 2020, 6:06pm
by Marky Dread
Kory wrote:
22 May 2020, 6:00pm
101Walterton wrote:
22 May 2020, 5:51pm
I like differs for the mozzie catching webs.
Problem is we have one common spider that has a very nasty bite. Starts like a mozzie nite but then spreads it’s poison snd can tske months to give rid of it. They are also very small so easily get lost in shoes, bedding and everywhere else.
Is this english?
New Zealand for 101. England banned him years ago. ;)

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 22 May 2020, 6:12pm
by 101Walterton
Marky Dread wrote:
22 May 2020, 6:06pm
Kory wrote:
22 May 2020, 6:00pm
101Walterton wrote:
22 May 2020, 5:51pm
I like differs for the mozzie catching webs.
Problem is we have one common spider that has a very nasty bite. Starts like a mozzie nite but then spreads it’s poison snd can tske months to give rid of it. They are also very small so easily get lost in shoes, bedding and everywhere else.
Is this english?
New Zealand for 101. England banned him years ago. ;)
Fucking phone!!! I will try again:

I like spiders for their mozzie catching webs.
Problem is we have one common spider that has a very nasty bite. It feels like a mozzie bite to start with but then spreads its poison and can take months to give rid of it. They are also very small so easily get lost in shoes, bedding and everywhere else.

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 22 May 2020, 6:32pm
by Dr. Medulla
tepista wrote:
22 May 2020, 4:43pm
Marky Dread wrote:
22 May 2020, 3:02pm
BitterTom wrote:
22 May 2020, 2:54pm
Larger spiders are my biggest fear, saw a bastard big one in the sink a few months ago. Honestly thought my days were numbered either by drowning in sweat or my heart simply exploding. Took me 15 minutes to gather the courage to run past it to leave the room.
I love spiders in the house. I think they are great for getting rid of flies who I can't understand.
I never push spiders out of the house, I might shoo them if they're in a dangerous area, like near the shower drian or something. And I don't like Daddy Longs Legs for some reason. I'm not scared of them, I just don't see any value for some reason. Shit, I'm a spider racist and I didn't even know!
All spiders matter, bigot!

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 22 May 2020, 6:52pm
by Kory
101Walterton wrote:
22 May 2020, 6:12pm
Marky Dread wrote:
22 May 2020, 6:06pm
Kory wrote:
22 May 2020, 6:00pm
101Walterton wrote:
22 May 2020, 5:51pm
I like differs for the mozzie catching webs.
Problem is we have one common spider that has a very nasty bite. Starts like a mozzie nite but then spreads it’s poison snd can tske months to give rid of it. They are also very small so easily get lost in shoes, bedding and everywhere else.
Is this english?
New Zealand for 101. England banned him years ago. ;)
Fucking phone!!! I will try again:

I like spiders for their mozzie catching webs.
Problem is we have one common spider that has a very nasty bite. It feels like a mozzie bite to start with but then spreads its poison and can take months to give rid of it. They are also very small so easily get lost in shoes, bedding and everywhere else.
This was the line that confused me: "I like differs for the mozzie catching webs."

I still didn't know what the heck a mozzie was so I looked it up and it makes sense in retrospect.

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 22 May 2020, 7:37pm
by 101Walterton
Kory wrote:
22 May 2020, 6:52pm
101Walterton wrote:
22 May 2020, 6:12pm
Marky Dread wrote:
22 May 2020, 6:06pm
Kory wrote:
22 May 2020, 6:00pm
101Walterton wrote:
22 May 2020, 5:51pm
I like differs for the mozzie catching webs.
Problem is we have one common spider that has a very nasty bite. Starts like a mozzie nite but then spreads it’s poison snd can tske months to give rid of it. They are also very small so easily get lost in shoes, bedding and everywhere else.
Is this english?
New Zealand for 101. England banned him years ago. ;)
Fucking phone!!! I will try again:

I like spiders for their mozzie catching webs.
Problem is we have one common spider that has a very nasty bite. It feels like a mozzie bite to start with but then spreads its poison and can take months to give rid of it. They are also very small so easily get lost in shoes, bedding and everywhere else.
This was the line that confused me: "I like differs for the mozzie catching webs."

I still didn't know what the heck a mozzie was so I looked it up and it makes sense in retrospect.
Isn’t mozzie a common name for a mosquito everywhere?

Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

Posted: 22 May 2020, 7:44pm
by revbob
101Walterton wrote:
22 May 2020, 7:37pm
Kory wrote:
22 May 2020, 6:52pm
101Walterton wrote:
22 May 2020, 6:12pm
Marky Dread wrote:
22 May 2020, 6:06pm
Kory wrote:
22 May 2020, 6:00pm


Is this english?
New Zealand for 101. England banned him years ago. ;)
Fucking phone!!! I will try again:

I like spiders for their mozzie catching webs.
Problem is we have one common spider that has a very nasty bite. It feels like a mozzie bite to start with but then spreads its poison and can take months to give rid of it. They are also very small so easily get lost in shoes, bedding and everywhere else.
This was the line that confused me: "I like differs for the mozzie catching webs."

I still didn't know what the heck a mozzie was so I looked it up and it makes sense in retrospect.
Isn’t mozzie a common name for a mosquito everywhere?
I assumed it had something to do with Morrissey.