Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 May 2020, 6:32pm
tepista wrote:
22 May 2020, 4:43pm
Marky Dread wrote:
22 May 2020, 3:02pm
BitterTom wrote:
22 May 2020, 2:54pm
Larger spiders are my biggest fear, saw a bastard big one in the sink a few months ago. Honestly thought my days were numbered either by drowning in sweat or my heart simply exploding. Took me 15 minutes to gather the courage to run past it to leave the room.
I love spiders in the house. I think they are great for getting rid of flies who I can't understand.
I never push spiders out of the house, I might shoo them if they're in a dangerous area, like near the shower drian or something. And I don't like Daddy Longs Legs for some reason. I'm not scared of them, I just don't see any value for some reason. Shit, I'm a spider racist and I didn't even know!
All spiders matter, bigot!
These, spiders are rapists, drug dealers...some of them are good spiders.
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

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tepista wrote:
22 May 2020, 8:10pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 May 2020, 6:32pm
tepista wrote:
22 May 2020, 4:43pm
Marky Dread wrote:
22 May 2020, 3:02pm
BitterTom wrote:
22 May 2020, 2:54pm
Larger spiders are my biggest fear, saw a bastard big one in the sink a few months ago. Honestly thought my days were numbered either by drowning in sweat or my heart simply exploding. Took me 15 minutes to gather the courage to run past it to leave the room.
I love spiders in the house. I think they are great for getting rid of flies who I can't understand.
I never push spiders out of the house, I might shoo them if they're in a dangerous area, like near the shower drian or something. And I don't like Daddy Longs Legs for some reason. I'm not scared of them, I just don't see any value for some reason. Shit, I'm a spider racist and I didn't even know!
All spiders matter, bigot!
These, spiders are rapists, drug dealers...some of them are good spiders.
Build that web, build that web!
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

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tepista wrote:
22 May 2020, 8:10pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 May 2020, 6:32pm
tepista wrote:
22 May 2020, 4:43pm
Marky Dread wrote:
22 May 2020, 3:02pm
BitterTom wrote:
22 May 2020, 2:54pm
Larger spiders are my biggest fear, saw a bastard big one in the sink a few months ago. Honestly thought my days were numbered either by drowning in sweat or my heart simply exploding. Took me 15 minutes to gather the courage to run past it to leave the room.
I love spiders in the house. I think they are great for getting rid of flies who I can't understand.
I never push spiders out of the house, I might shoo them if they're in a dangerous area, like near the shower drian or something. And I don't like Daddy Longs Legs for some reason. I'm not scared of them, I just don't see any value for some reason. Shit, I'm a spider racist and I didn't even know!
All spiders matter, bigot!
These, spiders are rapists, drug dealers...some of them are good spiders.
Just read up on our nasty spider and it turns out it doesn’t make webs so adds no value catching flies or mosquitos and worse than that it is a ‘vagrant hunter’ and their preferred prey is other spiders.
What sort of abomination of nature is that!!!

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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

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101Walterton wrote:
22 May 2020, 8:22pm
Just read up on our nasty spider and it turns out it doesn’t make webs so adds no value catching flies or mosquitos and worse than that it is a ‘vagrant hunter’ and their preferred prey is other spiders.
What sort of abomination of nature is that!!!
So, the Limey of the bug world? :shifty:
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 May 2020, 8:24pm
101Walterton wrote:
22 May 2020, 8:22pm
Just read up on our nasty spider and it turns out it doesn’t make webs so adds no value catching flies or mosquitos and worse than that it is a ‘vagrant hunter’ and their preferred prey is other spiders.
What sort of abomination of nature is that!!!
So, the Limey of the bug world? :shifty:
If the White Tip Spider were a Limey we all know what Limey type it would be :shifty:

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101Walterton wrote:
22 May 2020, 8:29pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 May 2020, 8:24pm
101Walterton wrote:
22 May 2020, 8:22pm
Just read up on our nasty spider and it turns out it doesn’t make webs so adds no value catching flies or mosquitos and worse than that it is a ‘vagrant hunter’ and their preferred prey is other spiders.
What sort of abomination of nature is that!!!
So, the Limey of the bug world? :shifty:
If the White Tip Spider were a Limey we all know what Limey type it would be :shifty:
A KISS fan?
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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

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revbob wrote:
22 May 2020, 7:44pm
101Walterton wrote:
22 May 2020, 7:37pm
Kory wrote:
22 May 2020, 6:52pm
101Walterton wrote:
22 May 2020, 6:12pm
Marky Dread wrote:
22 May 2020, 6:06pm


New Zealand for 101. England banned him years ago. ;)
Fucking phone!!! I will try again:

I like spiders for their mozzie catching webs.
Problem is we have one common spider that has a very nasty bite. It feels like a mozzie bite to start with but then spreads its poison and can take months to give rid of it. They are also very small so easily get lost in shoes, bedding and everywhere else.
This was the line that confused me: "I like differs for the mozzie catching webs."

I still didn't know what the heck a mozzie was so I looked it up and it makes sense in retrospect.
Isn’t mozzie a common name for a mosquito everywhere?
I assumed it had something to do with Morrissey.
You were hoping he was eaten by a huge spider. ;)
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Marky Dread wrote:
23 May 2020, 5:32am
revbob wrote:
22 May 2020, 7:44pm
101Walterton wrote:
22 May 2020, 7:37pm
Kory wrote:
22 May 2020, 6:52pm
101Walterton wrote:
22 May 2020, 6:12pm


Fucking phone!!! I will try again:

I like spiders for their mozzie catching webs.
Problem is we have one common spider that has a very nasty bite. It feels like a mozzie bite to start with but then spreads its poison and can take months to give rid of it. They are also very small so easily get lost in shoes, bedding and everywhere else.
This was the line that confused me: "I like differs for the mozzie catching webs."

I still didn't know what the heck a mozzie was so I looked it up and it makes sense in retrospect.
Isn’t mozzie a common name for a mosquito everywhere?
I assumed it had something to do with Morrissey.
You were hoping he was eaten by a huge spider. ;)
Or at least bitten a few times.

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Re: Return of the Mighty Observations Thread

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revbob wrote:
23 May 2020, 7:09am
Marky Dread wrote:
23 May 2020, 5:32am
revbob wrote:
22 May 2020, 7:44pm
101Walterton wrote:
22 May 2020, 7:37pm
Kory wrote:
22 May 2020, 6:52pm


This was the line that confused me: "I like differs for the mozzie catching webs."

I still didn't know what the heck a mozzie was so I looked it up and it makes sense in retrospect.
Isn’t mozzie a common name for a mosquito everywhere?
I assumed it had something to do with Morrissey.
You were hoping he was eaten by a huge spider. ;)
Or at least bitten a few times.
:mrgreen:
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