Not bragging by any means but proud and relieved that my daughter has gotten a grad school acceptance. She had a few rejections first so when she called me in tears this morning I was worried it was another rejection. Hence the relief.
That's great! Congrats to her. What is she going to grad school for?
ETA: I don't read this thread.
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Scene: Ari, Scott and I are watching the episode of Freaks and Geeks where Daniel is trying to impress the punk girl and they go to a punk club.
Me: “Those are my people!”
Ari: “Your people are middle-aged moms on Facebook.”
Touché, Ari. Touché.
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
Scene: Ari, Scott and I are watching the episode of Freaks and Geeks where Daniel is trying to impress the punk girl and they go to a punk club.
Me: “Those are my people!”
Ari: “Your people are middle-aged moms on Facebook.”
Touché, Ari. Touché.
Scene: Ari, Scott and I are watching the episode of Freaks and Geeks where Daniel is trying to impress the punk girl and they go to a punk club.
Me: “Those are my people!”
Ari: “Your people are middle-aged moms on Facebook.”
Touché, Ari. Touché.
Ouch.
It hurt, but it was also hilarious.
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
Scene: Ari, Scott and I are watching the episode of Freaks and Geeks where Daniel is trying to impress the punk girl and they go to a punk club.
Me: “Those are my people!”
Ari: “Your people are middle-aged moms on Facebook.”
Touché, Ari. Touché.
Celebrating 30 years of marital bliss and being locked out on the back porch today.
This is for bragging about family members, not yourself, Uncle Showboat.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Celebrating 30 years of marital bliss and being locked out on the back porch today.
This is for bragging about family members, not yourself, Uncle Showboat.
I was bragging about my significant other.
Well. Okay, then, a raised glass to revroberta!
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Celebrating 30 years of marital bliss and being locked out on the back porch today.
You were locked out on the back porch 30 years ago?
(Congrats!)
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead