The Catch-All Brag About Your Significant Other thread

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modskin wrote:She works as a lead teacher at a day program for autistic and mentally retarded adults. She has the patience of a saint with those folks. I could not take day after day of dealing with other people's piss, shit, and tempers.
It's a rare bird indeed who can do that kind of work. Hard not to regard those caregivers as superior human beings in pretty much every manner.
I would be a complete pile of garbage without her.
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Wolter wrote:
modskin wrote:I would be a complete pile of garbage without her.
I know the feeling.

Epic sideburns, by the way. I approve.
they been trimmed up, I was in full-on Weapon X mode that night...
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Because I haven't bragged about him enough... :rolleyes:

Well, in case you didn't already know, he's the bassist for a punk-rock band who's on an international tour right now. And I miss him like hell.

He has *cough* LOVELY hair and he looks like Jack Black.
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I win.

And Modskin, your girl is really hot... :shifty:
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Heston?
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Wolter wrote:Heston?
I meant Modskin...I had a long day at work.... :disshame:
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Suzanne H. wrote:
Wolter wrote:Heston?
I meant Modskin...I had a long day at work.... :disshame:
Heston's the one who eats Alpo, if that helps distinguish the two.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Suzanne H. wrote:
Wolter wrote:Heston?
I meant Modskin...I had a long day at work.... :disshame:
Heston's the one who eats Alpo, if that helps distinguish the two.
Even I don't get this....
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Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Suzanne H. wrote:
Wolter wrote:Heston?
I meant Modskin...I had a long day at work.... :disshame:
Heston's the one who eats Alpo, if that helps distinguish the two.
Even I don't get this....
Limeys eat Alpo. Except they don't. But I made a throwaway comment saying they did. Then drove it into the ground. And continue to do so. In short, Heston eats Alpo (except that he doesn't; that we know of).
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My original post has now been edited. Gone is the half-asleep failure to read above posts correctly. :rolleyes:
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Congrats Hooks...any way to get a copy of the book? This is a subject I know little to nothing about and would love to learn more.
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Hooky, pass along congrats to your wife and I hope this does well!

I will keep an eye out at the bookstores...

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JennyB wrote:Congrats Hooks...any way to get a copy of the book? This is a subject I know little to nothing about and would love to learn more.
I would guess that Amazon and the other online retailers will stock it (or maybe not; not sure about academic texts). If you are interested, wait till the soft cover comes out next summer—$85 for the hard cover is ugly and mostly to cover library orders.
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Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Suzanne H. wrote:
Wolter wrote:Heston?
I meant Modskin...I had a long day at work.... :disshame:
Heston's the one who eats Alpo, if that helps distinguish the two.
Even I don't get this....
Your standards are slipping Wolt, I thought you were the master of the ongoing in-joke.

Too much Iron Maiden is damaging your brain.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Suzanne H. wrote:
Wolter wrote:Heston?
I meant Modskin...I had a long day at work.... :disshame:
Heston's the one who eats Alpo, if that helps distinguish the two.
Even I don't get this....
Your standards are slipping Wolt, I thought you were the master of the ongoing in-joke.

Too much Iron Maiden is damaging your brain.
Oh, I know what he's doing; I've read every post about this joke. I just don't get it. It is apparently funny only to Saskatooniards.
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Wolter wrote:
Heston wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Suzanne H. wrote: I meant Modskin...I had a long day at work.... :disshame:
Heston's the one who eats Alpo, if that helps distinguish the two.
Even I don't get this....
Your standards are slipping Wolt, I thought you were the master of the ongoing in-joke.

Too much Iron Maiden is damaging your brain.
Oh, I know what he's doing; I've read every post about this joke. I just don't get it. It is apparently funny only to Saskatooniards.
And even I don't find it funny per se. More a case of piling it on as an easy and odd dig at our Limey friends. Some shit, it just don't make sense.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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