How Do You Like Your Chimps?

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How come there are not more shows featuring chimps?
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WestwayKid wrote:
29 Oct 2021, 3:15pm
How come there are not more shows featuring chimps?


Also, the promo for the original tv movie is fucking bonkers.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Oct 2021, 3:46pm
WestwayKid wrote:
29 Oct 2021, 3:15pm
How come there are not more shows featuring chimps?

Also, the promo for the original tv movie is fucking bonkers.
So, wait...Sheriff Lobo was a white slaver?
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I went down a slight B.J. and the Bear rabbit hole and came across this dreadful story:

https://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/Scienc ... 497&page=1

"Davis, 62, currently lies in a medically induced coma in a California hospital, his nose chewed off and his genitals and limbs severely mauled."
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WestwayKid wrote:
29 Oct 2021, 4:28pm
I went down a slight B.J. and the Bear rabbit hole and came across this dreadful story:

https://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/Scienc ... 497&page=1

"Davis, 62, currently lies in a medically induced coma in a California hospital, his nose chewed off and his genitals and limbs severely mauled."
Well, that ruins the nice Eviganian fantasy.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Oct 2021, 5:12pm
WestwayKid wrote:
29 Oct 2021, 4:28pm
I went down a slight B.J. and the Bear rabbit hole and came across this dreadful story:

https://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/Scienc ... 497&page=1

"Davis, 62, currently lies in a medically induced coma in a California hospital, his nose chewed off and his genitals and limbs severely mauled."
Well, that ruins the nice Eviganian fantasy.
"He slept with me every night. Until you've eaten with a chimp and bathed with a chimp, you don't know a chimp."

Alas, I guess I will just never know a chimp...
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WestwayKid wrote:
29 Oct 2021, 5:19pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
29 Oct 2021, 5:12pm
WestwayKid wrote:
29 Oct 2021, 4:28pm
I went down a slight B.J. and the Bear rabbit hole and came across this dreadful story:

https://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/Scienc ... 497&page=1

"Davis, 62, currently lies in a medically induced coma in a California hospital, his nose chewed off and his genitals and limbs severely mauled."
Well, that ruins the nice Eviganian fantasy.
"He slept with me every night. Until you've eaten with a chimp and bathed with a chimp, you don't know a chimp."

Alas, I guess I will just never know a chimp...
Some say you can never truly know a chimp, one of the true sadnesses of mortality.
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WestwayKid wrote:
29 Oct 2021, 4:28pm
I went down a slight B.J. and the Bear rabbit hole and came across this dreadful story:

https://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/Scienc ... 497&page=1

"Davis, 62, currently lies in a medically induced coma in a California hospital, his nose chewed off and his genitals and limbs severely mauled."
I recall when that all went down, it was a big surprise to me to learn that chimpanzee's weren't the cuddly pets they were made out to be. Brutal.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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