How Do You Like Your Chimps?
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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?
How come there are not more shows featuring chimps?
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- Dr. Medulla
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Also, the promo for the original tv movie is fucking bonkers.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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So, wait...Sheriff Lobo was a white slaver?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑29 Oct 2021, 3:46pm
Also, the promo for the original tv movie is fucking bonkers.
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I went down a slight B.J. and the Bear rabbit hole and came across this dreadful story:
https://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/Scienc ... 497&page=1
"Davis, 62, currently lies in a medically induced coma in a California hospital, his nose chewed off and his genitals and limbs severely mauled."
https://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/Scienc ... 497&page=1
"Davis, 62, currently lies in a medically induced coma in a California hospital, his nose chewed off and his genitals and limbs severely mauled."
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Well, that ruins the nice Eviganian fantasy.WestwayKid wrote: ↑29 Oct 2021, 4:28pmI went down a slight B.J. and the Bear rabbit hole and came across this dreadful story:
https://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/Scienc ... 497&page=1
"Davis, 62, currently lies in a medically induced coma in a California hospital, his nose chewed off and his genitals and limbs severely mauled."
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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"He slept with me every night. Until you've eaten with a chimp and bathed with a chimp, you don't know a chimp."Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑29 Oct 2021, 5:12pmWell, that ruins the nice Eviganian fantasy.WestwayKid wrote: ↑29 Oct 2021, 4:28pmI went down a slight B.J. and the Bear rabbit hole and came across this dreadful story:
https://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/Scienc ... 497&page=1
"Davis, 62, currently lies in a medically induced coma in a California hospital, his nose chewed off and his genitals and limbs severely mauled."
Alas, I guess I will just never know a chimp...
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Some say you can never truly know a chimp, one of the true sadnesses of mortality.WestwayKid wrote: ↑29 Oct 2021, 5:19pm"He slept with me every night. Until you've eaten with a chimp and bathed with a chimp, you don't know a chimp."Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑29 Oct 2021, 5:12pmWell, that ruins the nice Eviganian fantasy.WestwayKid wrote: ↑29 Oct 2021, 4:28pmI went down a slight B.J. and the Bear rabbit hole and came across this dreadful story:
https://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/Scienc ... 497&page=1
"Davis, 62, currently lies in a medically induced coma in a California hospital, his nose chewed off and his genitals and limbs severely mauled."
Alas, I guess I will just never know a chimp...
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?
I recall when that all went down, it was a big surprise to me to learn that chimpanzee's weren't the cuddly pets they were made out to be. Brutal.WestwayKid wrote: ↑29 Oct 2021, 4:28pmI went down a slight B.J. and the Bear rabbit hole and came across this dreadful story:
https://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/Scienc ... 497&page=1
"Davis, 62, currently lies in a medically induced coma in a California hospital, his nose chewed off and his genitals and limbs severely mauled."
God, what a mess, on the ladder of success
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
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