Where on earth did you find that?
How Do You Like Your Chimps?
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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?
Same as always, my monkey assistant constantly sends me pictures of monkeys. For years now.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?
Young Chimp Throws Rocks at Tourists at Zoo, Gets Hit With Stick by Elder.
I guess it's better than the poo flinging they're known for.
https://www.newsweek.com/chimpanzee-thr ... na-1689994
I guess it's better than the poo flinging they're known for.
https://www.newsweek.com/chimpanzee-thr ... na-1689994
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Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung
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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?
A chimp that doesn't throw poo is some kind of cancel culture snowflake monkey!Sparky wrote: ↑21 Mar 2022, 5:46pmYoung Chimp Throws Rocks at Tourists at Zoo, Gets Hit With Stick by Elder.
I guess it's better than the poo flinging they're known for.
https://www.newsweek.com/chimpanzee-thr ... na-1689994
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?
"Yes, yes, we'll switch on the way back"
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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?
Finally, this is EXACTLY how I like my chimps
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?
As an aside, I never liked "Loser" and never quite got Beck's wider appeal.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?
Mutations is his best album by a fairly wide margin.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Mar 2022, 4:36pmAs an aside, I never liked "Loser" and never quite got Beck's wider appeal.
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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?
I note that does not necessarily suggest it is any good.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?
Didnt realize that was a Beck lyric quote. I never got the hype either and generally found his music boring. Seems like a decent person though.
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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?
Agree but I am fond of Midnight Vultures.
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?
He's also (or was?) a Scientologist. That doesn't make a person bad, but it does make them a dope in my eyes.revbob wrote: ↑22 Mar 2022, 6:00pmDidnt realize that was a Beck lyric quote. I never got the hype either and generally found his music boring. Seems like a decent person though.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft