How Do You Like Your Chimps?

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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?

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tepista wrote:
20 Mar 2022, 10:36am
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Where on earth did you find that?

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Mimi wrote:
20 Mar 2022, 10:39am
tepista wrote:
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Where on earth did you find that?
Same as always, my monkey assistant constantly sends me pictures of monkeys. For years now.
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tepista wrote:
20 Mar 2022, 10:49am
Mimi wrote:
20 Mar 2022, 10:39am
tepista wrote:
20 Mar 2022, 10:36am
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Where on earth did you find that?
Same as always, my monkey assistant constantly sends me pictures of monkeys. For years now.
Oh, duh. I had forgotten that detail. sorry.

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Young Chimp Throws Rocks at Tourists at Zoo, Gets Hit With Stick by Elder.
I guess it's better than the poo flinging they're known for.


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Sparky wrote:
21 Mar 2022, 5:46pm
Young Chimp Throws Rocks at Tourists at Zoo, Gets Hit With Stick by Elder.
I guess it's better than the poo flinging they're known for.


https://www.newsweek.com/chimpanzee-thr ... na-1689994
A chimp that doesn't throw poo is some kind of cancel culture snowflake monkey! :angry:
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tepista wrote:
21 Mar 2022, 9:34pm
"Yes, yes, we'll switch on the way back"
Finally, this is EXACTLY how I like my chimps
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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tepista wrote:
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Fuck all three of these were great.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead

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Flex wrote:
22 Mar 2022, 3:16pm
As an aside, I never liked "Loser" and never quite got Beck's wider appeal.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Mar 2022, 4:36pm
Flex wrote:
22 Mar 2022, 3:16pm
As an aside, I never liked "Loser" and never quite got Beck's wider appeal.
Mutations is his best album by a fairly wide margin.
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Kory wrote:
22 Mar 2022, 5:20pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Mar 2022, 4:36pm
Flex wrote:
22 Mar 2022, 3:16pm
As an aside, I never liked "Loser" and never quite got Beck's wider appeal.
Mutations is his best album by a fairly wide margin.
I note that does not necessarily suggest it is any good.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Mar 2022, 5:32pm
Kory wrote:
22 Mar 2022, 5:20pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Mar 2022, 4:36pm
Flex wrote:
22 Mar 2022, 3:16pm
As an aside, I never liked "Loser" and never quite got Beck's wider appeal.
Mutations is his best album by a fairly wide margin.
I note that does not necessarily suggest it is any good.
Didnt realize that was a Beck lyric quote. I never got the hype either and generally found his music boring. Seems like a decent person though.

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Kory wrote:
22 Mar 2022, 5:20pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Mar 2022, 4:36pm
Flex wrote:
22 Mar 2022, 3:16pm
As an aside, I never liked "Loser" and never quite got Beck's wider appeal.
Mutations is his best album by a fairly wide margin.
Agree but I am fond of Midnight Vultures.
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revbob wrote:
22 Mar 2022, 6:00pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Mar 2022, 5:32pm
Kory wrote:
22 Mar 2022, 5:20pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Mar 2022, 4:36pm
Flex wrote:
22 Mar 2022, 3:16pm
As an aside, I never liked "Loser" and never quite got Beck's wider appeal.
Mutations is his best album by a fairly wide margin.
I note that does not necessarily suggest it is any good.
Didnt realize that was a Beck lyric quote. I never got the hype either and generally found his music boring. Seems like a decent person though.
He's also (or was?) a Scientologist. That doesn't make a person bad, but it does make them a dope in my eyes.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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