How Do You Like Your Chimps?

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tepista wrote:
25 Feb 2025, 2:13pm
racist
Unless the doctor is more concerned that structural racism will prevent the ape from securing steady employment and thereby be unable to provide for the woman.
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tepista wrote:
25 Feb 2025, 2:13pm
racist
Your daughter was nice, now she's a zoophile
A queen treatin' monkeys just like a turnstile
Gobblin up nuts, sorta like a hummingbird
Suckin up the banana crew, and I'm comin' third

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Silent Majority wrote:
25 Feb 2025, 2:23pm
tepista wrote:
25 Feb 2025, 2:13pm
racist
Your daughter was nice, now she's a zoophile
A queen treatin' monkeys just like a turnstile
Gobblin up nuts, sorta like a hummingbird
Suckin up the banana crew, and I'm comin' third
Wow a Death Certificate parody. You know the way to my heart.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
25 Feb 2025, 2:53pm
Silent Majority wrote:
25 Feb 2025, 2:23pm
tepista wrote:
25 Feb 2025, 2:13pm
racist
Your daughter was nice, now she's a zoophile
A queen treatin' monkeys just like a turnstile
Gobblin up nuts, sorta like a hummingbird
Suckin up the banana crew, and I'm comin' third
Wow a Death Certificate parody. You know the way to my heart.
:cool:

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I feel like this may be a repeat?
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While I'm not keen on his "deport all orangutans"—my sister married one and he's a solid ape—I'm aching for that middle-class tax cut he's promised.
If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its booty. - Jimmy Carter to Menachem Begin and Anwar Sadat, 15 September 1978

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Mar 2025, 2:48pm
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It took me a few seconds to figure this picture out.

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Mimi wrote:
20 Mar 2025, 10:09am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Mar 2025, 2:48pm
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It took me a few seconds to figure this picture out.
What's to figure out? It's a great deal!
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Why would you get one that doesn't smoke?
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Flex wrote:
20 Mar 2025, 10:54am
Why would you get one that doesn't smoke?
Living under one of those oppressive condo boards?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Mar 2025, 10:44am
Mimi wrote:
20 Mar 2025, 10:09am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Mar 2025, 2:48pm
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It took me a few seconds to figure this picture out.
What's to figure out? It's a great deal!
It's his face. I'm not feeling well so my brain is mush but it didn't register.

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Mimi wrote:
20 Mar 2025, 11:02am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
20 Mar 2025, 10:44am
Mimi wrote:
20 Mar 2025, 10:09am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Mar 2025, 2:48pm
Image

It took me a few seconds to figure this picture out.
What's to figure out? It's a great deal!
It's his face. I'm not feeling well so my brain is mush but it didn't register.
That's the face of a monkey who is well on his way to evolving into a human talent scout.
If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its booty. - Jimmy Carter to Menachem Begin and Anwar Sadat, 15 September 1978

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