Unless the doctor is more concerned that structural racism will prevent the ape from securing steady employment and thereby be unable to provide for the woman.
How Do You Like Your Chimps?
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If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its booty. - Jimmy Carter to Menachem Begin and Anwar Sadat, 15 September 1978
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Your daughter was nice, now she's a zoophile
A queen treatin' monkeys just like a turnstile
Gobblin up nuts, sorta like a hummingbird
Suckin up the banana crew, and I'm comin' third
In my time
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Wow a Death Certificate parody. You know the way to my heart.Silent Majority wrote: ↑25 Feb 2025, 2:23pmYour daughter was nice, now she's a zoophile
A queen treatin' monkeys just like a turnstile
Gobblin up nuts, sorta like a hummingbird
Suckin up the banana crew, and I'm comin' third
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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matedog wrote: ↑25 Feb 2025, 2:53pmWow a Death Certificate parody. You know the way to my heart.Silent Majority wrote: ↑25 Feb 2025, 2:23pmYour daughter was nice, now she's a zoophile
A queen treatin' monkeys just like a turnstile
Gobblin up nuts, sorta like a hummingbird
Suckin up the banana crew, and I'm comin' third

In my time
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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?
I feel like this may be a repeat?
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?
While I'm not keen on his "deport all orangutans"—my sister married one and he's a solid ape—I'm aching for that middle-class tax cut he's promised.
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If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its booty. - Jimmy Carter to Menachem Begin and Anwar Sadat, 15 September 1978
Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?
It took me a few seconds to figure this picture out.
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What's to figure out? It's a great deal!
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Why would you get one that doesn't smoke?
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Living under one of those oppressive condo boards?
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It's his face. I'm not feeling well so my brain is mush but it didn't register.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑20 Mar 2025, 10:44amWhat's to figure out? It's a great deal!
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That's the face of a monkey who is well on his way to evolving into a human talent scout.
If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its booty. - Jimmy Carter to Menachem Begin and Anwar Sadat, 15 September 1978