How Do You Like Your Chimps?

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Urko and His Gorillas were alright, but when Urko went solo and they replaced him with Sammy Hagar, they sucked badly.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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I didn't know that had British rodeos, but here's the audience:

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tepista wrote:
30 May 2023, 9:50am
I didn't know that had British rodeos, but here's the audience:

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"I say, that was a jolly good bit of knotting up that jersey calf's leggypops, your highness!"
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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tepista wrote:
06 Jun 2023, 9:33am
Ruined that shirt.

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tepista wrote:
06 Jun 2023, 9:33am
It's not a chimp but I'll allow it.
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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tepista wrote:
09 Jul 2023, 12:33am
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... in three easy steps.
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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Olaf wrote:
09 Jul 2023, 3:41am
tepista wrote:
09 Jul 2023, 12:33am
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... in three easy steps.
There used to be this thing like this on one of the boardwalks in New Jersey when I was a kid. They had the carnival barker guy there trying to draw people into the tent to see the show. Tbe way he described it she was nude and slowly transformed into a gorilla. My friends and I wanted to see the naked lady but we were too young to get in.

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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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tepista wrote:
18 Jul 2023, 10:15am
The monkeys know.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
26 Jul 2023, 1:25pm
Hello,

I'll bet Amazon is showing interest in this video. Imagine the savings.

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matedog wrote:
26 Jul 2023, 1:25pm
"Hey, Sheila! I'll be back in ten minutes. Make yourself look good and we'll go cruisin'."
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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