Shamerd my assgerfed

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Kory wrote:
01 Jan 2021, 6:09pm
My post-NYE shamerd headache has made me weirdly full of love and good will today so I just want to say thanks to everyone here for being good friends and I value you all (except the robot) (nah he’s cool too).
Back atcha. Glad I've gotten to meet you in person!
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When you're Kaleb's wingman, there's no script to your evening.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Mar 2021, 7:24pm
When you're Kaleb's wingman, there's no script to your evening.
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:lol:
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Mar 2021, 7:24pm
When you're Kaleb's wingman, there's no script to your evening.
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I'm leaning towards some St Patty's day liquor perhaps playing a role in this one. :mrgreen:
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Mar 2021, 7:24pm
When you're Kaleb's wingman, there's no script to your evening.
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Admirable job hanging on. Looks like that traffic light took some damage on his way up.
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Apr 2021, 7:15am
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Ah, the Ted Kennedy error.
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Is ten times worse than prison


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Silent Majority wrote:
06 Apr 2021, 8:45am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
06 Apr 2021, 7:15am
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Ah, the Ted Kennedy error.
Nixon would have had that tree and every other tree within 10 miles chopped down and turned into dust.
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A Kaleb sighting

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tepista wrote:
06 Apr 2021, 2:11pm
A Kaleb sighting

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He looks like the product of inbreeding.

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Kaleb done fucked up.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
21 Apr 2021, 6:25am
Kaleb done fucked up.
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If that last one doesn't win her back it just wasnt meant to be.

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A friend in need is Kaleb indeed.
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Kaleb's girlfriend

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tepista wrote:
06 Jun 2021, 12:49am
Kaleb's girlfriend

...
Naked Florida woman, 53, Tasered, charged with aggravated battery on law enforcement and felony criminal mischief after wrecking Outback Steak House and Moji Grill in Ocala
...And looks great doing it.

But seriously there was no need to use a taser but lucky for her she's white or she'd have taken a few bullets.

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