She's a keeper.
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Probably a "talent" I wouldn't want to publicize.

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See, that's your problem, you don't think of the bottom line. That gal, she's goin' places!
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The neighbours have had it with Kaleb's courting technique.
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Multi-purpose tool.
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K's G. Actually, anyone would want this one!
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Holy shit I'm in love
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Every time I'm confident I don't have a drinking problem, I read that the definition of "binge drinking" is 5 or more drinks in one night at least once in the last 30 days and it's like... uhhhh... define "night"
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Clearly the people who create definitions hate having fun.
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"5 or more drinks" fuck I would blitzkrieg that in just over an hour back when I was seriously on it. I remember one night after a lock-in my pub landlord was holding this big plastic tray of pint glasses that you put directly in this huge dish washing machine. I said "hey Adrian wanna hand with that?" He replied sure "being they are all your empty glasses".

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A long time ago, I read a piece on skepticism in statistics that emphasized clarity of definitions for measurement. The example that I recall was of binge drinking. The American definition was more or less what Flex cited, while the English one referred to, like, drinking steadily for 8 or more straight hours. Comparing binge drinking stats made no sense because of that.
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K's G
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
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We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak